birdpony
@birdpony.bsky.social
a poor man’s polymath,
tall & abnormally loud
autie🌹1312
accomplice w/ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏿🇵🇸✡️🏴☠️
tall & abnormally loud
autie🌹1312
accomplice w/ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏿🇵🇸✡️🏴☠️
i told my wife the other day that the first drag costume i want to try is robert smith
🎃❤️
🎃❤️
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
i told my wife the other day that the first drag costume i want to try is robert smith
🎃❤️
🎃❤️
we really need james acaster & jason mantzoukas in a buddy road trip movie.
August 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
we really need james acaster & jason mantzoukas in a buddy road trip movie.
“we cannot tell a he or she
but us fish can tell a we”
~ the beautiful south
but us fish can tell a we”
~ the beautiful south
May 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“we cannot tell a he or she
but us fish can tell a we”
~ the beautiful south
but us fish can tell a we”
~ the beautiful south
“love means never having to say ‘regerts’.”
April 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
“love means never having to say ‘regerts’.”
small talk is just social affirming care; and it’s weird how much neuro-borings need it.
April 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
small talk is just social affirming care; and it’s weird how much neuro-borings need it.
occam's razor states that the simplest answer is usually the best answer.
occam's shaving mug postulates that the funniest answer is always a possibility.
occam's shaving mug postulates that the funniest answer is always a possibility.
April 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
occam's razor states that the simplest answer is usually the best answer.
occam's shaving mug postulates that the funniest answer is always a possibility.
occam's shaving mug postulates that the funniest answer is always a possibility.
it was great to meet laz & @keithdunn.bsky.social this afternoon. congratulations to all the runners! ❤️ #bm100
March 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
it was great to meet laz & @keithdunn.bsky.social this afternoon. congratulations to all the runners! ❤️ #bm100
the girls got a new giraffe
January 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
the girls got a new giraffe
2025 huh? seems like the same old shit to me.
January 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
2025 huh? seems like the same old shit to me.
me [whispering]: “( 7yr old niece), want to hear a secret?”
niece [leans in]: “yeah”
me: “laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. it’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted and the police are basically an occupying army. you know what i mean?”
niece [leans in]: “yeah”
me: “laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. it’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted and the police are basically an occupying army. you know what i mean?”
December 25, 2024 at 1:59 AM
me [whispering]: “( 7yr old niece), want to hear a secret?”
niece [leans in]: “yeah”
me: “laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. it’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted and the police are basically an occupying army. you know what i mean?”
niece [leans in]: “yeah”
me: “laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. it’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted and the police are basically an occupying army. you know what i mean?”
