birdpony
@birdpony.bsky.social
a poor manβs polymath,
tall & abnormally loud
autieπΉ1312
accomplice w/ π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈβπΏπ΅πΈβ‘οΈπ΄ββ οΈ
tall & abnormally loud
autieπΉ1312
accomplice w/ π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈβπΏπ΅πΈβ‘οΈπ΄ββ οΈ
that's three days in a row posting this shit. how long are we going to be subjected to more of Dreher's fucking nonsense? enough already.
February 15, 2026 at 1:00 PM
that's three days in a row posting this shit. how long are we going to be subjected to more of Dreher's fucking nonsense? enough already.
i told my wife the other day that the first drag costume i want to try is robert smith
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October 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
i told my wife the other day that the first drag costume i want to try is robert smith
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we really need james acaster & jason mantzoukas in a buddy road trip movie.
August 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
we really need james acaster & jason mantzoukas in a buddy road trip movie.
βwe cannot tell a he or she
but us fish can tell a weβ
~ the beautiful south
but us fish can tell a weβ
~ the beautiful south
May 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
βwe cannot tell a he or she
but us fish can tell a weβ
~ the beautiful south
but us fish can tell a weβ
~ the beautiful south
βlove means never having to say βregertsβ.β
April 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
βlove means never having to say βregertsβ.β
small talk is just social affirming care; and itβs weird how much neuro-borings need it.
April 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
small talk is just social affirming care; and itβs weird how much neuro-borings need it.
occam's razor states that the simplest answer is usually the best answer.
occam's shaving mug postulates that the funniest answer is always a possibility.
occam's shaving mug postulates that the funniest answer is always a possibility.
April 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
occam's razor states that the simplest answer is usually the best answer.
occam's shaving mug postulates that the funniest answer is always a possibility.
occam's shaving mug postulates that the funniest answer is always a possibility.
it was great to meet laz & @keithdunn.bsky.social this afternoon. congratulations to all the runners! β€οΈ #bm100
March 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
it was great to meet laz & @keithdunn.bsky.social this afternoon. congratulations to all the runners! β€οΈ #bm100
the girls got a new giraffe
January 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
the girls got a new giraffe
the where is cooler than the how
January 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
the where is cooler than the how
2025 huh? seems like the same old shit to me.
January 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
2025 huh? seems like the same old shit to me.
me [whispering]: β( 7yr old niece), want to hear a secret?β
niece [leans in]: βyeahβ
me: βlaws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. itβs just the promise of violence thatβs enacted and the police are basically an occupying army. you know what i mean?β
niece [leans in]: βyeahβ
me: βlaws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. itβs just the promise of violence thatβs enacted and the police are basically an occupying army. you know what i mean?β
December 25, 2024 at 1:59 AM
me [whispering]: β( 7yr old niece), want to hear a secret?β
niece [leans in]: βyeahβ
me: βlaws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. itβs just the promise of violence thatβs enacted and the police are basically an occupying army. you know what i mean?β
niece [leans in]: βyeahβ
me: βlaws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. itβs just the promise of violence thatβs enacted and the police are basically an occupying army. you know what i mean?β
