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fag-dyke and luddite

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reset my phone with a new OS today so it's time for a new wallpaper. if I cropped this right it's gonna look like this longsuffering Roman is getting crushed by the notification whenever I get an email
My phone lock screen set to show a detail from the painting The Roses of Heliogabalus, featuring a person lying prone under a blanket of flowerpetals and raising an arm to shield their face
November 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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staying out of the living room to contain the germs and thus watching a movie on this old girl, the only non-games console device I currently own with a DVD drive
an old and slightly battered HP Compaq laptop playing Dr Strangelove
October 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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plants, man
screenshot of the wikipedia page for amaranths, reading: Some names include "prostrate pigweed" and "love lies bleeding".
September 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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apparently we're compatible!
September 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I started reading The Last Unicorn recently & turns out that book's pretty good
pencil sketch of a unicorn leaning forward to look at a butterfly
September 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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project for the weekend: put this mint plant into a bigger pot before it becomes a climbing vine in desperation
a mint plant with expansive ambitions
August 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
sign for a store (presumably) reading "centre for useless splendour"
August 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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shoutout to Spikor the 10th Most Unfortunate
NOTE: Spikor was voted No.10 in The 10 Most Unfortunate Masters Of The Universe Toys by Io9.
August 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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we were having sheet vs duvet discourse again in our household yesterday and the thing is, I simply wish to spend my nights alternating between these two positions, and I don't believe a sheet can give this to me
sketch of me wrapped around a wadded up duvet, labelled fig. 1, exactly one arm and half of one leg are covered sketch of me under a duvet labelled fig. 2, only the top of my head and both feet are exposed
August 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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hey friends wanna tell me some characters to draw
"give me six characters to make fanart of" template
August 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I just think it's neat
ink drawing of a city wall on a hill over the water
July 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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#artfight attack for @reggyules.bsky.social!
a pen drawing of a person in a cryopod being watched over by a creepy bird demon
July 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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and my second #artfight attack, for Gawronka~
line drawing of a bear yawning. a kid in a big floppy hat is leaning against the bear's side, napping
July 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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#artfight attack for didelphus! remember when I used to draw robots a lot... it's been a While
a line drawing of a humanoid robot in a loose sweater petting a cat
July 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Art challenge: Close your eyes, draw two circles, open your eyes, and draw the rest of the fucking owl

no idea what kind of owl this might be. an owl of the mind
two wonky pencil circles a pencil drawing of an owl based on those circles
July 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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I made this my profile picture on artfight and now I keep looking at it and sighing dreamily. look at him. obsessed w this moody old man
coloured pencil drawing of a scarred and bearded man in a cap and a coat with up-turned collar, smoking
July 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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digital equivalent of cutting little bits of paper out with a craft knife
a screenshot of a sketchbook program, I am laboriously erasing the whitespace from a photo of a piece of metal
July 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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putting each of them over my shoulder and patting them until they burp up the excess paint like good well-behaved children
facing pages of a book that have been splotched with paint and then closed to make a symmetrical pattern, like a particularly gay Rorschach blot
July 1, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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train the other way, #makeaterriblecomicday2025 page 2
two hands with long nails emerge from a fleshy shape. small spiders climb along the textured landscape. an arm sticks out along which they stride. one is caught within a panel box
June 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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sitting in a train making a terrible comic #makeaterriblecomicday2025
a black and white comic. a robot hand hits a button with a click, a door irises open revealing a pale figure in a dark space
June 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Blades in the Dark is a good game actually
a message I posted to the gamne discord two weeks ago, containing a picture of a soviet era theodolite (a surveying tool) with the caption: "theodolite but the "theo" is the "theo" from theology"
June 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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haven't posted in a while
a white sticker on the side of a metal toilet paper dispenser. the sticker features a stylised soft cock and balls in blue and pink. next to it are the words "love dick" in red and a pink heart
May 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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owl
sketchy pen drawing of an owl
May 15, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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wait, I got it
another Venn diagram, this time the circles are "faggotry", " cool robot" and "the divine transcendence of remaking the self". characters are inserted thus Lina: faggotry and cool robot Zedd: cool robot with a dotted line trending towards the divine Royse: overlap faggotry and transcendence Candid: overlap cool robot and transcendence Nena and Cabochon/August: both in the divine transformation the central three way overlap is assigned to "the Normcore Mech Pilots, arguably?"
May 14, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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doing some science here
a Venn diagram made up of three circles labeled "shitty aristo", " armed + dangerous + probably a dyke", and "you wouldn't punch a birthday boy". it contains characters thus: Royse: shitty aristo Lina: overlap shitty aristo and dangerous dyke Zedd: dangerous dyke Nena: dangerous dyke but the danger is her own lack of self-preservation) Candid: birthday boy edging into armed and dangerous Cabochon/August: birthday boy
May 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM