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Birbsai
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Henlo. They/Them, The Other Half to @niosai.com 🖤

I accept seed and sodie pop to fuel my hate.

If you know me irl, no you don't.

Email: birbsaiofficial@gmail.com
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😤 HOW 😤 CAN 😤 ANYONE 😤 HATE 😤 LECHONK 😤
My mom texted to tell me my sister in law (twin brother’s wife though estranged) was in a wreck with two of my nieces and she somehow made it about her unloading her dishwasher.

My mom is a character for sure.
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
@niosai.com is currently taking his licensing exam for our work (I passed almost 2 years ago), and I’m STRESSING OUT. He’s gonna pass, I know it, but it’s a hard exam and I know he’s worried. But I believe in him.
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
So we lost to a 1-7 team (and a division game at that) after beating a 5-1 team last week. I hate it here.
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Football

And we better fucking win this game if we won somehow last week
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November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Where the fuck have I been?? There’s SEVEN Black Ops games now??
November 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Dude I was talking shit to my friend about my own team, telling her we’d lose to her team today. We beat them. What the fuck.
November 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Football
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November 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
So I guess I pass as young enough to trick or treat. My coworker, who is OLDER than me, told me she was going to get candy too if we were walking with these kids (both over 18 too btw), and I said fuck it. Well, I can confidently say at the ripe age of 30, I trick or treated.
November 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Who wants to gift me Battlefield 6 on Steam as a late birthday gift? 🥺

(This is obviously a joke…unless)
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’m taking my client trick or treating with another client today. My coworker (who works with the other client) asked if I had a onesie to wear. They aren’t ready for me.

Happy Halloween from this Birb. 🖤
October 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
My client’s mom: Birb, it sounds like whatever you are sick with has moved to your lungs
Me, after finding out my strep turned into pneumonia:
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October 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Reposted by Birbsai
The cast and crew of Saja Toad - Your Idol
youtu.be/3kyhaiPl2fM
Coming October 31st, 10 am PST
#KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #YourIdol #toadcover
October 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I fell asleep during the game, but we lost. What else is new. Football.
October 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I must be sick because I haven’t slept in until almost noon in a long ass time. But anyways:

Football
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October 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Update: Niosai gave me strep and I have a double ear infection. Feck.
October 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Niosai has been developing some sort of respiratory infection since like Sunday. I started feeling sick yesterday on my birthday of all days, but not terrible. Well, it’s in full effect today. 🥲
October 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Thank you, @niosai.com, I love you so much 🖤
October 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
“I’m turning 30” 🥳
October 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I’ve never been less excited for my birthday on Wednesday.
October 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Oh man, we won. Who would’ve thought we’d win against the 0-6 team??
October 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Football
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October 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Live with @mochocolate9k.bsky.social for the podcast! Come join us! 🥳

twitch.tv/mochocolate9k
mochocolate9k - Twitch
MOTOWN DOWNTOWN FT @thebirbsai
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October 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
We won, oh my god. Beautifully played.
October 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Football
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October 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I NEVER have good moments with my mom, but last night, I joked with her. And it created a moment I’ll never forget. And yes, I cried.
October 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM