Birbsai
@birbsai.bsky.social
Henlo. They/Them, The Other Half to @niosai.com 🖤
I accept seed and sodie pop to fuel my hate.
If you know me irl, no you don't.
Email: birbsaiofficial@gmail.com
I accept seed and sodie pop to fuel my hate.
If you know me irl, no you don't.
Email: birbsaiofficial@gmail.com
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For a person that’s not creative at all, I have such crazy dreams. They’re all 100% believable (nothing like dragons or fairies), but why am I dreaming about taco bell changing their menu of all things? I wanna live in a world of disbelief not something that could happen tomorrow
February 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
For a person that’s not creative at all, I have such crazy dreams. They’re all 100% believable (nothing like dragons or fairies), but why am I dreaming about taco bell changing their menu of all things? I wanna live in a world of disbelief not something that could happen tomorrow
I remember this one time my best friend, a girl who was my maid of honor, said something incredibly insulting about me and when I called her on it, we didn’t speak for a month. She then messaged me and asked, “Are you ready to apologize?” And I’ve never blocked someone so fast.
February 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I remember this one time my best friend, a girl who was my maid of honor, said something incredibly insulting about me and when I called her on it, we didn’t speak for a month. She then messaged me and asked, “Are you ready to apologize?” And I’ve never blocked someone so fast.
Do you think they choose album of the year based on who is playing the Super Bowl that year? It’s crazy it happened two years in a row. (I’m completely joking…unless)
February 2, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Do you think they choose album of the year based on who is playing the Super Bowl that year? It’s crazy it happened two years in a row. (I’m completely joking…unless)
I eat Fritos with ketchup on top and that’s why Bambina is single.
February 1, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I eat Fritos with ketchup on top and that’s why Bambina is single.
My husband and best friend are ABSOLUTELY stereotyping me while guessing my favorite Wicked song. “There’s no Korean boy singers in that movie!” “There’s no mid western emo music in that movie!” 😭😭😭 BRO you’re right but fuck you too lmao
February 1, 2026 at 4:42 AM
My husband and best friend are ABSOLUTELY stereotyping me while guessing my favorite Wicked song. “There’s no Korean boy singers in that movie!” “There’s no mid western emo music in that movie!” 😭😭😭 BRO you’re right but fuck you too lmao
My client decided to tell someone that was saying embarrassing shit in a Roblox chat that her therapist (me) could see their chats and they panicked and bro, I’m so proud of my client using my presence to cause chaos when I did not care about their chats lmao So proud.
January 31, 2026 at 2:16 AM
My client decided to tell someone that was saying embarrassing shit in a Roblox chat that her therapist (me) could see their chats and they panicked and bro, I’m so proud of my client using my presence to cause chaos when I did not care about their chats lmao So proud.
Never have I felt so incredibly upset about something at this workplace until today, and then I felt incredibly justified when I spoke to someone about it and they verified that what happened shouldn’t have happened. And now I gotta contact HR on my boss. 🥲 I wanna go home.
January 29, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Never have I felt so incredibly upset about something at this workplace until today, and then I felt incredibly justified when I spoke to someone about it and they verified that what happened shouldn’t have happened. And now I gotta contact HR on my boss. 🥲 I wanna go home.
I remember reading 1984 in my sophomore year in high school. It quickly became my favorite book. One quote always stayed with me.
“We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end. (1/2)
“We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end. (1/2)
January 26, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I remember reading 1984 in my sophomore year in high school. It quickly became my favorite book. One quote always stayed with me.
“We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end. (1/2)
“We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end. (1/2)
I GOT US TICKETS TO SEE BTS OH MY GODDDDD AHHHHHHHH
January 24, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I GOT US TICKETS TO SEE BTS OH MY GODDDDD AHHHHHHHH
Niosai’s client pronounces my name in a certain way, and now all our coworkers call me it and it makes me smile because I’ve never worked somewhere I genuinely felt liked so much. They say I’m their entertainment in the break room because I’m funny. Almost 3 years here. ❤️
January 23, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Niosai’s client pronounces my name in a certain way, and now all our coworkers call me it and it makes me smile because I’ve never worked somewhere I genuinely felt liked so much. They say I’m their entertainment in the break room because I’m funny. Almost 3 years here. ❤️
Niosai’s client cancelled session this morning because he said his throat was hurting to his mom. Well, now my throat is hurting. And I JUST got over strep turning to pneumonia back in October. I’m over it. I’m tired and have been up since 1am and it’s 2pm. 😭😭
January 21, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Niosai’s client cancelled session this morning because he said his throat was hurting to his mom. Well, now my throat is hurting. And I JUST got over strep turning to pneumonia back in October. I’m over it. I’m tired and have been up since 1am and it’s 2pm. 😭😭
I start taking my client to her college class at 7am today and of course I’m having trouble sleeping. Suddenly, I hear Niosai start watching a video on his phone next to me, so I’m not alone clearly.
January 21, 2026 at 9:43 AM
I start taking my client to her college class at 7am today and of course I’m having trouble sleeping. Suddenly, I hear Niosai start watching a video on his phone next to me, so I’m not alone clearly.
Good news, vegetarians! You can eat beef now!
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January 18, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Good news, vegetarians! You can eat beef now!
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Okay I’ll stop rooting for teams because they keep losing every time 😭 My bad, Bills fans.
January 18, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Okay I’ll stop rooting for teams because they keep losing every time 😭 My bad, Bills fans.
Got a subway sandwich earlier and put a note to “Go crazy on the pickles to your heart’s content!”
I received a sandwich that was 99% pickles and 1% anything else. I got so overwhelmed. I have learned my lesson.
I received a sandwich that was 99% pickles and 1% anything else. I got so overwhelmed. I have learned my lesson.
January 17, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Got a subway sandwich earlier and put a note to “Go crazy on the pickles to your heart’s content!”
I received a sandwich that was 99% pickles and 1% anything else. I got so overwhelmed. I have learned my lesson.
I received a sandwich that was 99% pickles and 1% anything else. I got so overwhelmed. I have learned my lesson.
Okay, I think I’m going for the Bills now. Josh Allen is genuinely so funny. I’ve watched videos of him all season and I find him hilarious. Go Bills!
And hopefully this doesn’t jinx them since my team always loses.
And hopefully this doesn’t jinx them since my team always loses.
January 12, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Okay, I think I’m going for the Bills now. Josh Allen is genuinely so funny. I’ve watched videos of him all season and I find him hilarious. Go Bills!
And hopefully this doesn’t jinx them since my team always loses.
And hopefully this doesn’t jinx them since my team always loses.
7 years ago, I said “I Do” to my best friend. In those 7 years, I’ve watched our lives change, and us grow together and truly become a family. And I know I was young, but I wouldn’t change a thing. Niosai is my forever, and I love him. Happy wedding anniversary to us. ❤️
January 12, 2026 at 4:09 PM
7 years ago, I said “I Do” to my best friend. In those 7 years, I’ve watched our lives change, and us grow together and truly become a family. And I know I was young, but I wouldn’t change a thing. Niosai is my forever, and I love him. Happy wedding anniversary to us. ❤️
Well, we did our best. It was a good season for the Panthers respectively, but we can definitely do better. Maybe next year. (I say every single year). I’ll look into who I’ll be rooting for in the coming games while I grieve (I’m not that torn up, but gotta play it up).
January 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Well, we did our best. It was a good season for the Panthers respectively, but we can definitely do better. Maybe next year. (I say every single year). I’ll look into who I’ll be rooting for in the coming games while I grieve (I’m not that torn up, but gotta play it up).
For possibly the last time this season:
Football
Football
a yellow bird is balancing on a tennis ball on the floor
ALT: a yellow bird is balancing on a tennis ball on the floor
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January 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
For possibly the last time this season:
Football
Football
There’s something so refreshing about being able to talk to an absolute ride or die bestie on a Friday night 😭🖤
January 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
There’s something so refreshing about being able to talk to an absolute ride or die bestie on a Friday night 😭🖤
Okay, that new Bruno Mars song actually slaps. Though I’m not surprised. I can’t think of a hit of his that I didn’t at least understand why it was popular.
January 9, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Okay, that new Bruno Mars song actually slaps. Though I’m not surprised. I can’t think of a hit of his that I didn’t at least understand why it was popular.
I asked for extra pickles on my chicken sandwich. I feel seen.
January 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I asked for extra pickles on my chicken sandwich. I feel seen.
No one ever tells you to take what needs to be done and restart if you’ve gotten so overwhelmed and cannot possibly get through what needs to be done. And honestly, the thought of restarting brought me so much relief in such a minor but huge problem in my personal life.
January 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
No one ever tells you to take what needs to be done and restart if you’ve gotten so overwhelmed and cannot possibly get through what needs to be done. And honestly, the thought of restarting brought me so much relief in such a minor but huge problem in my personal life.
Just remembered that I asked my client if she had ever had a Gin and Juice as I had had one recently in the memory that was incredible.
She is 16, so no.
She is 16, so no.
January 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Just remembered that I asked my client if she had ever had a Gin and Juice as I had had one recently in the memory that was incredible.
She is 16, so no.
She is 16, so no.