I'd love for this to be some kind of spiritual successor to Conker's Bad Fur Day, but unlike Conker, I hope Bradley keeps his wholesome personality while all this carnage and mind-fuckery happens around him.

I actually recall an episode of Raymond where Frank tells Hank that he sometimes takes his shoes off before taking a mid-day nap in his bed.

This bristles against Hank's Christian sensibilities.

I almost wish I had been into FIFA games so I could stop.

Yeh.

I think I'll wait until a version of the console comes bundled with "Mario Galaxy 3" or "Zelda Finally Gives Link a Handjob" or whatever ends up being its Killer App.

Gotta stop holding Santa Claus Parades in negative double digits.

Closest I've been to pussy in 18 years.

If you want that sweet, sweet China market money, then yes. Yes you will.

Maybe she prefers the old school feel of a classic camera? And the whole photo-development process in a dark room?

They giveth and they taketh away.

From a neighboring store, yeah, though that also kinda feels like lax security on their part.

Just remember not to scratch at it this time, and I'm good. ^^

Funny, I finally watched this movie for the first time two years ago, and that was the one scene that actually got a chuckle out of me. :P

I'm so used to pronouncing it "Sain'zuberr" that it takes me a minute to realize why some tourists asking me for directions don't understand what I'm saying even when I'm pointing right at the sign.