Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.
Statistically speaking, fuck 'em.
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Statistically speaking, fuck 'em.
If you want that sweet, sweet China market money, then yes. Yes you will.
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If you want that sweet, sweet China market money, then yes. Yes you will.
This is one thing I WOULD put Pete Hegseth in charge of, since I'm sure that psychopath would upgrade this to take out horsefies/deerflies and also double tap the fuckers.
(Why yes, I DID grow up in the country.)
(Why yes, I DID grow up in the country.)
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This is one thing I WOULD put Pete Hegseth in charge of, since I'm sure that psychopath would upgrade this to take out horsefies/deerflies and also double tap the fuckers.
(Why yes, I DID grow up in the country.)
(Why yes, I DID grow up in the country.)
"Fuck, some prick just dumped his coke in the tampon donation bin! It's a fucking mess in there!"
ME: "All right, I'll clean it out. This isn't going to look very dignified, but..."
*Camera shutter sounds*
ME: "... What was that??"
ME: "All right, I'll clean it out. This isn't going to look very dignified, but..."
*Camera shutter sounds*
ME: "... What was that??"
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"Fuck, some prick just dumped his coke in the tampon donation bin! It's a fucking mess in there!"
ME: "All right, I'll clean it out. This isn't going to look very dignified, but..."
*Camera shutter sounds*
ME: "... What was that??"
ME: "All right, I'll clean it out. This isn't going to look very dignified, but..."
*Camera shutter sounds*
ME: "... What was that??"
... Today was a good fuckin' day.
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
... Today was a good fuckin' day.
I'm so used to pronouncing it "Sain'zuberr" that it takes me a minute to realize why some tourists asking me for directions don't understand what I'm saying even when I'm pointing right at the sign.
November 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I'm so used to pronouncing it "Sain'zuberr" that it takes me a minute to realize why some tourists asking me for directions don't understand what I'm saying even when I'm pointing right at the sign.
The first season of #Pantheon had this really great, slow burn, thought-provoking and philosophical plotline.
Then the second season had a balls-to-the-wall plotline where Steve Jobs came back from the dead and became an anime supervillain bent of world domination.
And I loved every second of it.
Then the second season had a balls-to-the-wall plotline where Steve Jobs came back from the dead and became an anime supervillain bent of world domination.
And I loved every second of it.
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The first season of #Pantheon had this really great, slow burn, thought-provoking and philosophical plotline.
Then the second season had a balls-to-the-wall plotline where Steve Jobs came back from the dead and became an anime supervillain bent of world domination.
And I loved every second of it.
Then the second season had a balls-to-the-wall plotline where Steve Jobs came back from the dead and became an anime supervillain bent of world domination.
And I loved every second of it.
CO-WORKER: "Hey, Mike, what's going on here?"
ME, FORGETTING THAT I'M WEARING HALLOWEEN MAKEUP: "Nawmuch. Just got my flu-shot."
CO-WORKER: "Oh... So, is this, like, a political statement?"
ME: "Huh?"
CO-WORKER: "Just didn't have you figured for an anti-vaxxer."
ME: "... WHAT??!"
ME, FORGETTING THAT I'M WEARING HALLOWEEN MAKEUP: "Nawmuch. Just got my flu-shot."
CO-WORKER: "Oh... So, is this, like, a political statement?"
ME: "Huh?"
CO-WORKER: "Just didn't have you figured for an anti-vaxxer."
ME: "... WHAT??!"
October 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
CO-WORKER: "Hey, Mike, what's going on here?"
ME, FORGETTING THAT I'M WEARING HALLOWEEN MAKEUP: "Nawmuch. Just got my flu-shot."
CO-WORKER: "Oh... So, is this, like, a political statement?"
ME: "Huh?"
CO-WORKER: "Just didn't have you figured for an anti-vaxxer."
ME: "... WHAT??!"
ME, FORGETTING THAT I'M WEARING HALLOWEEN MAKEUP: "Nawmuch. Just got my flu-shot."
CO-WORKER: "Oh... So, is this, like, a political statement?"
ME: "Huh?"
CO-WORKER: "Just didn't have you figured for an anti-vaxxer."
ME: "... WHAT??!"
I really need to practice using Halloween makeup before the actual day-of.
Oh well. Jesus approves.
Probably.
Oh well. Jesus approves.
Probably.
October 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I really need to practice using Halloween makeup before the actual day-of.
Oh well. Jesus approves.
Probably.
Oh well. Jesus approves.
Probably.
🍁 Today in "Most Canadian headlines ever"...
October 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
🍁 Today in "Most Canadian headlines ever"...
I aspire to be an empathetic person, but when I start a Monday feeling this thoroughly tired and burnt out, a lot of problems look like "Quit your fucking whining" problems.
October 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I aspire to be an empathetic person, but when I start a Monday feeling this thoroughly tired and burnt out, a lot of problems look like "Quit your fucking whining" problems.
YouTube's algorithm has sent some... questionable furry ads my way before, but at least they were semi-relevant to my search history.
This, though... What in the name of Epstein is this shit.
This, though... What in the name of Epstein is this shit.
October 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
YouTube's algorithm has sent some... questionable furry ads my way before, but at least they were semi-relevant to my search history.
This, though... What in the name of Epstein is this shit.
This, though... What in the name of Epstein is this shit.
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
September 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
I was playing Aladdin(SNES) while an episode of Simpsons was on, and then that episode kept reminding me of Aladdin.
That was the 1st time I noticed some things can remind you of other things, so now everytime something reminds me of something else, it reminds me of Aladdin.
And I hate it for that
That was the 1st time I noticed some things can remind you of other things, so now everytime something reminds me of something else, it reminds me of Aladdin.
And I hate it for that
September 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I was playing Aladdin(SNES) while an episode of Simpsons was on, and then that episode kept reminding me of Aladdin.
That was the 1st time I noticed some things can remind you of other things, so now everytime something reminds me of something else, it reminds me of Aladdin.
And I hate it for that
That was the 1st time I noticed some things can remind you of other things, so now everytime something reminds me of something else, it reminds me of Aladdin.
And I hate it for that
Pivotal "I feel funny" moment:
September 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Pivotal "I feel funny" moment:
Share a favorite black & white movie.
September 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Share a favorite black & white movie.
Down in the country visiting the folks. Good chance to test out the camera on the new phone.
September 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Down in the country visiting the folks. Good chance to test out the camera on the new phone.
Growing up on 80s/90s media, I automatically distrusted everything my teachers told me, regardless.
September 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Growing up on 80s/90s media, I automatically distrusted everything my teachers told me, regardless.
Haven't been posting much here lately, but yeah, I've pretty much been in a state of perpetual screaming, too.
September 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Haven't been posting much here lately, but yeah, I've pretty much been in a state of perpetual screaming, too.
