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Mike Bakker
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Biologist, Educator, Activist. Indoctrinator of children.
March 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
March 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day!
February 14, 2025 at 11:43 AM
February 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
February 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
February 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
As a completely broke person I am actually really excited to see what happens with the stock market these next few weeks and months. So many people voted for him thinking they would just rake in the profits from his policies.
February 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Yes, Biden and Obama deported millions of people between them. The difference between them and Trump is that neither of them demonized the immigrants. Treating immigrants like anything other than people working to better their lives is wrong.
January 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Fuck every single person who voted Republican.
January 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
January 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Reposted by Mike Bakker
here's today's post: "elderly Florida resident too frail to be outdoors in the cold" — cry me a river, cultists.
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elderly Florida resident too frail to be outdoors in the cold
cry me a river, cultists
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January 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Reposted by Mike Bakker
The CEO of the ASPCA, Matt
Bershadker makes $1,000,000+ a year.

He's made more than $7,000,000 since becoming CEO.

If you want your donations to help innocent animals instead of millionaires, give to your *local* shelter.
January 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Fungus found growing inside of the Chernobyl plant has been shown to be consuming radiation. It uses the radiation to build biological molecules in a way similar to plants using sun light.
January 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It’s estimated that around 25% of adults in the US have a parasitic worm infection. If you are a regular consumer of sushi you’re more likely to be part of that demographic.
January 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
December 26, 2024 at 3:00 AM
The lineage that eventually led to modern mammals appears before the lineage that led to the dinosaurs.
December 25, 2024 at 1:11 AM
When a male deep sea angler fish finds a female he bites a hold of her body and then slowly fuses with it until he becomes nothing but a set of gonads that are now supported by the females blood stream.
December 20, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Tigers have special pressure-sensing nerves in their canine teeth that help them know where to bite the necks of their prey.
December 19, 2024 at 3:07 PM
December 18, 2024 at 12:34 PM
December 17, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Potato’s have more chromosomes than humans.
December 16, 2024 at 2:44 PM
The platypus is the only venomous mammal.
December 15, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Marsupials have two-pronged penises…….
December 14, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Approximately 8% of human DNA is viral in origin. Retro viruses implant their DNA into our genome and over our evolutionary history it has become a part of who we are.
December 13, 2024 at 3:30 PM
This morning at our staff holiday breakfast one of our other science teachers was in disbelief when I told her that Pterodactyls were not dinosaurs but that chickens are.
December 12, 2024 at 2:02 PM