"A final fantasy game? At this time of year, in this type of console, localised entirely within your living room?!"
"Yes!"
"May I play it?"
"No."

I'm trying to learn Indonesian and also trying to get better at 3D modelling although it's tough to have the energy sometimes.

Auron from FFX, even when he's a guest star in Kingdom Hearts he dominates. My favourite exchange with him is "Don't you know who I am? I am the lord of the DEAD!" "No wonder no one wants to die."

And of course the last law she passes exists only to fuck kids herself.

Hmmm... is the collective name for a celebrity family a constellation? Because it should be. Like the Osmonds, the Jacksons, etc.

That would have been funny though. "Your year in review!: You accidentally left clicked a link to a youtube video on the 7th November. I felt so special that day!"

We should have a free-for-all version where all fouls are allowed, just have it be Football Thunderdome.

That couch is clearly made of bacon

The guy in purple is your bad hip, about to act up when you take the first step.

Whenever I'm in CEX I'm like "I've heard a lot of good things about this £60 new game that everyone is playing... wait a minute, what's this £10 ps5 game about a squirrel with a gun?" and then I have more fun with Squirrel with a Gun than I have with Assassins Creed Origins.

Running into the guy who usurped your kingdom and being all "Nah, you can keep it. I made my own kingdom, and it's 3 times the size of yours. Sign my treaty and maybe I won't steamroll you. I will take all your best guys though. Consider that your apology for trying to murder me."

I love the variant from Ni No Kuni 2 - "I'll unite the world, by TAKING OVER EVERY OTHER COUNTRY and putting them under my banner!"

They're making burrito-itos!