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FiberFrog
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🐸 I design cross-stitch patterns instead of getting my life together. 🧵 Chronically exhausted, but at least I can laugh about it. 🤡 Running on vibes, ☕ caffeine, and pure stubbornness. 💀 Perpetually recovering from simply existing. 🌈❤️
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Tired, wired, yelling into space. We will get through this <3
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#crossstitch #craftiverse #craftsky
Framed cross stitch pattern of a smiling, chonky cat mid-fall into a swirling purple and black galaxy, with the phrase “Embrace the Void” stitched in bold black text above. The piece is displayed on a wooden desk next to a camera, lamp, and glass vase—evoking cozy rebellion energy. This modern embroidery pattern is perfect for those channeling burnout, climate anxiety, and late-stage capitalism fatigue into creative protest. Feminist, anti-hustle, and pro-craftivist—this digital design turns mental health chaos into wall-worthy art. Digital mockup of the “Embrace the Void” cross stitch design featuring a joyful fat cat tumbling into a galactic vortex, with pixel-style lettering arched around the top. The background is plain white, emphasizing the clean, bold design. Ideal for progressive crafters, neurodivergent creatives, and anyone using needlework as a coping mechanism in 2025’s political dumpster fire. This design balances absurdist humor and soft rebellion with every stitch. Photograph of the stitched “Embrace the Void” cross stitch on gray Aida cloth, showcasing a completed version of the pattern. A round, cartoon-style cat gleefully falls into a spiraling black hole, with the phrase arched above in black block letters. This pattern speaks to the current condition—burnout, existential dread, and a desperate need for affordable creative therapy. Crafted for left-leaning stitchers who crave subversive art that pokes fun at the void while staring it down.
April 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Some days, the best you can do is wrap up in a blanket, sip coffee, and embrace the nope.

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#crossstitch #craftiverse #sloth #nope #overit #done #snarky #introvert
A digital mockup of a completed sloth cross-stitch pattern, featuring a cozy sloth wrapped in a soft, oversized blanket, sipping coffee through a straw. The text above and below reads: 'Can’t. Won’t. Don’t ask.' in a modern, pixel-style font. The sloth’s sleepy expression and neutral, muted color palette give off a warm and relatable, introvert-friendly aesthetic. Designed for beginner and experienced cross-stitchers, this snarky embroidery pattern is available as an instant PDF download and is Pattern Keeper compatible for easy tracking. Ideal for lazy crafters, coffee lovers, and sarcastic home decor enthusiasts, this pattern makes for a fun DIY gift or handmade wall art. A fully stitched and framed sloth cross-stitch pattern displayed in a traditional wooden embroidery hoop for a classic handmade touch. The cozy sloth, bundled in a soft blanket with steam rising from its coffee cup, is stitched with high-quality DMC floss in warm brown, tan, and soft blue hues. The humorous text 'Can’t. Won’t. Don’t ask.' is stitched in a modern, minimalist font, making this an easy and satisfying project for beginners and experienced stitchers alike. Perfect as quirky, snarky home decor for introverts, caffeine lovers, or anyone who appreciates funny and relatable needlework. The design is Pattern Keeper friendly, ensuring an effortless stitching experience for digital users A completed funny sloth cross-stitch pattern displayed in a sleek white frame, styled on a decorative shelf with a minimalist aesthetic. Next to the framed piece, a delicate white vase with fresh greenery enhances the cozy and calming look, making it ideal for modern embroidery lovers who enjoy handmade decor. The stitched design features a sleepy cartoon-style sloth, wrapped in a warm blanket, drinking a steaming cup of coffee, with the sarcastic phrase 'Can’t. Won’t. Don’t ask.' stitched above and below. This snarky cross-stitch pattern is perfect for those who love lazy day vibes, introverted humor, and cozy DIY projects. Available as an instant download PDF, this pattern is beginner-friendly, works with Pattern Keeper, and makes for an ideal handmade gift for cross-stitch fans.
March 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Laundry day? Nah. This capybara gets it. 🐾🧵

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#crossstitch #craftiverse #snarky #subversive #laundry #homedecor #embroidery
A finished capybara cross-stitch pattern displayed in a round wooden embroidery hoop, set against a neutral fabric background. The design features a large, relaxed capybara sprawled across a mountain of unfolded laundry, with a tired expression as it lounges among shirts, socks, and towels. Above the capybara, bold pixel-style text reads 'Alexa,' and below, the phrase 'Do my laundry' is stitched in a clean, modern font. The embroidery uses warm brown tones for the capybara, soft neutral shades for the laundry pile, and crisp black text for contrast. This digital cross-stitch pattern is beginner-friendly, available as an instant download, and compatible with Apple devices and Pattern Keeper. A perfect snarky, modern embroidery project for laundry room decor, capybara lovers, and stitchers who appreciate funny, subversive designs. A framed capybara cross-stitch pattern displayed against a warm, earthy-toned wall. The pixel-art embroidery features a large, sleepy capybara draped across a heap of unfolded laundry, as if embracing its fate. The design is stitched in a classic black-and-white pixel font, with the text 'Alexa, do my laundry' framing the illustration. The capybara's fur is shaded in rich browns, with soft pink tones on its nose and ears, while the clothing pile consists of muted blues, grays, and whites, mimicking a real-life laundry pile. The black frame provides a crisp, modern contrast, making this a humorous yet stylish piece of home decor. This cross-stitch pattern is an easy-to-follow digital download and is perfect for capybara enthusiasts, embroidery lovers, and anyone who finds themselves avoiding laundry day. Ideal for display in a laundry room, craft space, or as a unique handmade gift for stitchers and humor lovers alike.
March 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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This dapper little possum understands the struggle.
Instant download, no waiting. Just you, a needle, and a trash goblin with questionable etiquette.
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#crossstitch #embroidery #craftingismytherapy #peculiarpatterns #eccentricembroidery #strangestitching
A round wooden embroidery hoop showcasing a funny and quirky cross-stitch pattern featuring a dapper possum with a well-groomed mustache and a cozy little bowtie. The possum stands proudly on a blue patch, exuding both feral chaos and refined elegance. Surrounding the possum, in a bold yet playful script, is the phrase "A little feral, a little fancy", capturing the perfect balance between trash goblin energy and high society aspirations. This digitally rendered cross-stitch design is ideal for stitchers who love humor, subversive crafts, and the sheer absurdity of fancy opossums in formalwear. Perfect for quirky home decor, millennial weirdcore aesthetics, and anyone who embraces the chaotic good lifestyle. Available as an instant PDF download for cross-stitch enthusiasts looking to add a touch of classy chaos to their handmade collection. A framed cross-stitch pattern featuring a delightfully dapper possum with a mustache and bowtie, stitched onto white fabric and displayed in a sleek black frame. The possum stands on a soft blue patch, exuding an air of classy chaos, while the phrase "A little feral, a little fancy" curves around the design in bold, whimsical lettering. The framed embroidery piece rests against a warm wooden background, making it a perfect addition to quirky home decor, alternative crafting spaces, or the collection of someone who truly embodies trash goblin elegance. Available as an instant PDF download, this unique cross-stitch pattern is perfect for those who love handmade humor, subversive crafts, and slightly unhinged stitching projects.
March 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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🐸 When life gets overwhelming, let this dissociating frog be your emotional support amphibian. Stitch your way into sweet, sweet oblivion with this funny cross-stitch pattern - fiberfrogshop.etsy.com/listing/1881...
#crossstitch #selfcare #embroidery #mentalhealthawareness #craftivism #subversive
Disassociating Frog Cross Stitch Pattern | Funny Cross Stitch PDF | Snarky Embroidery | Digital Cross Stitch | Frog Embroidery Pattern - Etsy
This Patterns & Blueprints item is sold by FiberFrogShop. Ships from United States. Listed on Feb 28, 2025
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February 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
binz5.bsky.social
Not today, Not with these wages.

No, I won't be pulling myself up by the bootstraps. If you're running on vibes and iced coffee instead of a livable wage, welcome. 💕

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#craftiverse #Resist #CostOfLivingCrisis #WorkersUnite #crossstitch #Handmade #Progressive
A cross-stitch pattern featuring a cozy white cat wrapped in a soft blue blanket, looking unimpressed with big, round eyes and tiny pink ears. Above the cat, bold black pixel-style text reads "Not today," while "capitalism" is stitched below in the same blocky font. The design is made in a modern, pixelated aesthetic, reminiscent of retro video game sprites, with soft pastel tones contrasting against the sharp black lettering. The cat's expression radiates peak millennial burnout, exhaustion, and a refusal to engage with hustle culture. This cross-stitch pattern perfectly captures the anti-work, self-care-as-resistance energy, making it an ideal project for anyone who finds comfort in crafts while rejecting capitalist productivity culture. The background is a neutral off-white Aida-style texture, emphasizing the clean, minimalist design. The image conveys a humorous yet relatable message for those embracing quiet rebellion through cozy crafts.
February 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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🐈‍⬛✨ New Bargello Cat Pack - Tabby, calico, and seal point, Instant PDF, 5x7 frame-friendly, beginner-friendly!

Which one looks like your cat? Drop a pic for SCIENCE 😼📸

📍 Get it here → fiberfrogshop.etsy.com/listing/1878...

#crossstitch #crossstitchpattern #cat #catlover #geometric #bargello
Framed cross-stitch pattern featuring a calico cat in a modern Bargello geometric design. This counted cross-stitch PDF pattern is inspired by real cat fur colors, with warm orange, brown, and white tones. Perfect for cat lovers, beginner-friendly stitchers, and those looking for a minimalist pet embroidery project. Fits a 5x7 frame for easy display and is compatible with Pattern Keeper and Apple devices. Modern seal point cat cross-stitch pattern, designed with a neutral geometric Bargello style. The sleek fur markings mimic real-life Siamese or Himalayan cat patterns, making it perfect for pet owners who love elegant, minimalist embroidery. This PDF counted cross-stitch design is ideal for beginners and fits a 5x7 frame for effortless home decor. Compatible with Pattern Keeper and Apple devices. Minimalist tabby cat cross-stitch pattern, featuring a striking black, gray, and white Bargello-style design. Inspired by real tabby cat stripes, this modern counted cross-stitch chart is a unique take on pet portrait embroidery. Beginner-friendly and sized for a 5x7 frame, this PDF pattern is perfect for cat lovers who want an easy yet stylish project. Works seamlessly with Pattern Keeper and Apple devices. Modern neutral cat cross-stitch pattern set featuring three unique designs inspired by real cat coat colors. This digital PDF download includes a tabby, seal point, and calico cross-stitch design, each with a stylish geometric Bargello twist. These minimalist patterns are beginner-friendly, counted cross-stitch charts, and perfectly sized for a 5x7 inch frame. Ideal for cat lovers, pet owners, and stitchers looking for a modern embroidery project that stands out from traditional floral samplers. Compatible with Apple devices and Pattern Keeper, this cross-stitch set is designed for easy stitching with a clear DMC floss color key and stitch count estimates. Perfect for home decor, handmade gifts, or personalizing to match your own cat’s fur. Whether you love neutral home aesthetics, minimalist embroidery, or contemporary cross-stitch patterns, this set is a must-have addition to your collection.
February 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Apparently, when you mix Bargello, cats, and cross-stitch, you get an army of tiny geometric felines ready to take over your walls. Not mad about it. 😆

💬 Pick a favorite: Teal, Navy, or Sky? 👇
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A framed cross-stitch set featuring three blue cats with geometric Bargello-style designs. The text overlay reads: 'The Blue Cat Pack – Three designs, one download! Beginner-friendly! Mix and match colors and patterns!' The background is a dark blue shade for contrast. A framed cross-stitch of a blue-green cat with a Bargello geometric pattern, featuring diamond-like shapes. The background is a rich teal color, making the cat design stand out A framed cross-stitch of a deep blue cat with a wavy Bargello geometric pattern. The pattern resembles rippling water. The background is a dark navy blue to complement the design. A framed cross-stitch of a light blue cat with a chevron Bargello geometric pattern. The background is a soft, sky-blue shade, enhancing the cat’s cool-toned hues.
February 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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💙She rose from the abyss to see a light that wasn’t her own.
Here’s to the little anglerfish that reminded us to be brave, to seek out new horizons, and to rise, even when the depths are all we’ve ever known. 💙
Find the pattern here - www.etsy.com/listing/1875...
#crossstitch #anglerfish #tenerife
A cross-stitch pattern depicting a deep-sea anglerfish swimming upward in a vast blue ocean. The fish is dark with sharp teeth, its bioluminescent lure turned off as it moves toward the lighter water above. The background features a stylized gradient of deep to lighter blue, mimicking sunlight filtering through the sea. The design is framed with a subtle white and black border, enhancing the dramatic contrast between the depths and the illuminated surface.
February 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Serene Saturday! What a beautiful spring day, wish I had a clone to just work on WIPs 🤣 www.etsy.com/listing/1867...

#crossstitch #crossstitchersofbluesky #embroideryandcrossstitch #stitching #handmadeembroidery #moderncrossstitch #xstitchersofbluesky #crossstitchersofinstagram #crossstitchaddict
A serene forest scene with two deer on a path surrounded by lush foliage. The deer have spotted coats, and tall trees frame the scene with soft green to misty blue background hues, creating a peaceful atmosphere.
February 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Serene Saturday! These colors remind me of a sunrise on a chilly morning ❄️ 🌄 www.etsy.com/listing/1853...

#crossstitch #crossstitchersofbluesky #embroideryandcrossstitch #stitching #handmadeembroidery #moderncrossstitch #xstitchersofbluesky #crossstitchersofinstagram #crossstitchaddict
A cross-stitch design featuring a deer standing in a peaceful forest setting. The deer has distinctive spots on its coat, with large antlers and a serene expression. The background shows tall trees and soft foliage in a calming color palette of earthy tones and soft blues
February 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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#crossstitch #xstitch #craft
A cross-stitch design of the character Fry from the show Futurama, with the text "NOT SURE IF CROSS STITCH OR JUST NEED GLASSES" above and below him. The design is pixelated and shows Fry in his signature pose with a skeptical expression. The overall color scheme includes green, purple, and black threads, with the text in bold letters.
February 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Working on a pattern featuring this cutie 💕 I've always wanted a Siamese in real life! 🐾 #crossstitch #cats
artwork of a Siamese cat with striking blue-green eyes, light cream fur, and darker brown facial markings. The cat is centered against a deep teal background framed with delicate floral elements, including pink tulips and soft greenery.
January 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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My current WIP, a Mucha piece 😍😍😍
January 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
binz5.bsky.social
Hi everyone! Excited to be here and start connecting with this community. I’m still figuring things out, but I’m looking forward to sharing my love for cross stitch, and all things crafty. 🧵✨
January 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM