If he's some ageless superhero, let's do Bond B.C.

It doesn't run on gas

I don't. They're anonymous

the Dems keep operating like this cynical shit has no effect. It’s why their core voters don’t fucking show up. When they say “we fight for you” nobody believes them, because they constantly pull shit like this and say “what else are you gonna vote for.” But then people STAY HOME.

*can't

I can see how this *doesn't* jeopardize turnout. If the party is this pathologically committed to accomplishing nothing, that's not going to mobilize enough voters to flip seats

Humiliating

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I'm here in my stately pleasure dome and you think I care about going sledding or something 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lander for gov

I think it's less a tax problem and more a state authority problem. The city can't make unilateral decisions about the MTA and the gov is gonna use that to extract concessions from the city. Unless he tells them to GFY like I suggested