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Seeking a job selling spatulas. Aspiring Space Barrister. Still have not been killed and eaten by a wolf on an English train.
Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Oh no…
December 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It’s harder to try to force you to use their LLM to help you with it so it can show value
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I didn’t even know this was a thing but adding to my queue
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This is disgusting. Several people recording videos and not a single person running around trying to pet them all while jumping up and down screaming “pupp!” Over an over?!? What has this world come to?

Maybe I’m just mad I wasn’t there to be that person.
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
If my call was really important there wouldn’t be a wait time
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy!
October 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I’m sure someone has well curated list that can be used for blocking them, right? There is a list for everything else.
September 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
None of my friends are gone so I’m taking that as confirmation that I made good choices making friends.
September 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I will be pissed if it happens before I finish Tavia’s narration of The Shattering Peace
September 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I have definitely pushed through on books recommended by people I respect. Usually turns out to be worthwhile but if it isn’t then I don’t go and post a negative review. I acknowledge it wasn’t for me.
September 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Is hate reading a thing? I can see people buying a book, reading it so they can leave an angry review, then returning it for full credit. Do they not have enough things to be angry at already?
September 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Drinking is up but bars/restaurants are down. Very strong “are they coming for me today” sentiment definitely isn’t helping.
September 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
A lot of us didn’t have a Tower Records nearby so we had to call the radio station asking for the song that went…
August 17, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Two days ago my robot vac notified me it was trapped and needed help. I still haven’t found where it is hiding. Yeah, we’re safe for a while.
June 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I get the sheep and glitter, but what is the twine for?
May 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Sounds more like a Daniel Suarez novel. Disappointed either way.
May 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Why is your lasagna round?
April 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
What people don’t get is that he is trying to get it back to where it was when he left office so he can prove that he can make it grow faster and higher.

Otherwise, he is an incompetent conman.
April 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Sam Panopoulos knew what he was doing when he invented it at his Satellite Restaurant in Chatham, Ontario in 1962.
March 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I keep hearing that argument but I don’t understand how that is different than what is already happening
March 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The geometric mean of your constituents ages, plus 7
March 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Do they squeak?
March 9, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Is that how crossover stories happen?
February 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM