I EXIST!
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Seeking a job selling spatulas. Aspiring Space Barrister. Still have not been killed and eaten by a wolf on an English train.
I remember when the big political debate was how to spell “potatoe”
March 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I remember when the big political debate was how to spell “potatoe”
@dmguay.bsky.social you know I love a good Haberkorn scream, but this time you had him screaming words that had me laughing to the point I had to pause. Well. Done.
February 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
@dmguay.bsky.social you know I love a good Haberkorn scream, but this time you had him screaming words that had me laughing to the point I had to pause. Well. Done.
THE BEAR is all the anxiety and I can’t handle it and omg I need ten more seasons right now but I can’t handle wait what Tina did what what?!?
June 29, 2024 at 5:49 AM
THE BEAR is all the anxiety and I can’t handle it and omg I need ten more seasons right now but I can’t handle wait what Tina did what what?!?
A pup has adopted me and I don’t know what to do. An amazing pup in my building has decided that I am its new best friend. It gets out of its apartment to go a floor down and across the building and sits outside my door a couple times per week. Tell me not to claim it as mine…
June 26, 2024 at 3:20 AM
A pup has adopted me and I don’t know what to do. An amazing pup in my building has decided that I am its new best friend. It gets out of its apartment to go a floor down and across the building and sits outside my door a couple times per week. Tell me not to claim it as mine…
First AT&T breach scam emails just dropped. Apparently in defaulting on my student loans or something?!? Weird since I never had any and certainly didn’t register them using an email address specifically for AT&T.
June 25, 2024 at 2:51 AM
First AT&T breach scam emails just dropped. Apparently in defaulting on my student loans or something?!? Weird since I never had any and certainly didn’t register them using an email address specifically for AT&T.
A lot of people and voices I respect have either left Twitter or are buried by the self-serving algos of a 12yo mindset. But the threading here makes it hard for me to follow what is happening. Any tips to get back what was lost?
June 23, 2024 at 5:13 AM
A lot of people and voices I respect have either left Twitter or are buried by the self-serving algos of a 12yo mindset. But the threading here makes it hard for me to follow what is happening. Any tips to get back what was lost?
Once again. I don’t offer up this information but it is a question I ask of people. A simple question. “what about others?” And yet…
Sometimes I think about the time I donated bone marrow to a stranger and the first response from almost everyone was “Why? Did you get paid?” I lost a lot of hope for humanity that day.
If you can do something takes little of you but gives greatly to another then why would you not help?
If you can do something takes little of you but gives greatly to another then why would you not help?
May 3, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Once again. I don’t offer up this information but it is a question I ask of people. A simple question. “what about others?” And yet…
Had this conversation again today. This time they got violent towards me. They really didn’t like when I asked “are you pissed off because I considered someone else before myself?”
Basic humanity and compassion is simple. Fuck anyone that doesn’t have it. I’m done.
Basic humanity and compassion is simple. Fuck anyone that doesn’t have it. I’m done.
Sometimes I think about the time I donated bone marrow to a stranger and the first response from almost everyone was “Why? Did you get paid?” I lost a lot of hope for humanity that day.
If you can do something takes little of you but gives greatly to another then why would you not help?
If you can do something takes little of you but gives greatly to another then why would you not help?
April 26, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Had this conversation again today. This time they got violent towards me. They really didn’t like when I asked “are you pissed off because I considered someone else before myself?”
Basic humanity and compassion is simple. Fuck anyone that doesn’t have it. I’m done.
Basic humanity and compassion is simple. Fuck anyone that doesn’t have it. I’m done.
This conversation happened again today. It takes little of you and is everything to someone else. Just do it. Spit in a tube. Mail it in. Be human. Go sign up at a site such as bethematch.org
Sometimes I think about the time I donated bone marrow to a stranger and the first response from almost everyone was “Why? Did you get paid?” I lost a lot of hope for humanity that day.
If you can do something takes little of you but gives greatly to another then why would you not help?
If you can do something takes little of you but gives greatly to another then why would you not help?
April 5, 2024 at 7:42 AM
This conversation happened again today. It takes little of you and is everything to someone else. Just do it. Spit in a tube. Mail it in. Be human. Go sign up at a site such as bethematch.org
8 years ago I bough all copies (~40) of the Battleship movie tie-in edition book as a prank for $2.99 each. Over the years, I had offers to buy them back for a lot more. I sold them, bought them, sold them, rinse, repeat. By accident I created demand and have almost made $1000 in profit. The OG NFT!
March 12, 2024 at 4:32 AM
8 years ago I bough all copies (~40) of the Battleship movie tie-in edition book as a prank for $2.99 each. Over the years, I had offers to buy them back for a lot more. I sold them, bought them, sold them, rinse, repeat. By accident I created demand and have almost made $1000 in profit. The OG NFT!
Sometimes I think about the time I donated bone marrow to a stranger and the first response from almost everyone was “Why? Did you get paid?” I lost a lot of hope for humanity that day.
If you can do something takes little of you but gives greatly to another then why would you not help?
If you can do something takes little of you but gives greatly to another then why would you not help?
January 28, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Sometimes I think about the time I donated bone marrow to a stranger and the first response from almost everyone was “Why? Did you get paid?” I lost a lot of hope for humanity that day.
If you can do something takes little of you but gives greatly to another then why would you not help?
If you can do something takes little of you but gives greatly to another then why would you not help?