regan thee stallion
@bimbo-hours.bsky.social
in: bill hader
out: ronald reagan
out: ronald reagan
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Being poly isn’t a choice like being emo or bisexual
December 9, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Being poly isn’t a choice like being emo or bisexual
this app would be a lot better if the notifications didn’t lag so badly
December 9, 2024 at 2:55 AM
this app would be a lot better if the notifications didn’t lag so badly
i am allowing myself one more week of being a hot mess. then i will lock in.
December 8, 2024 at 11:15 AM
i am allowing myself one more week of being a hot mess. then i will lock in.
is there a song like good luck babe but for bisexual women getting over a hetero delusionship
December 6, 2024 at 6:44 PM
is there a song like good luck babe but for bisexual women getting over a hetero delusionship
unfortunately for the general public, my brief lover girl arc is over. i’ve decided to be a menace moving forward. thank you all for understanding.
December 6, 2024 at 5:36 AM
unfortunately for the general public, my brief lover girl arc is over. i’ve decided to be a menace moving forward. thank you all for understanding.
i’ve worked in this bar for two months and i know the names of perhaps a third of my coworkers but at this point it’s too late to ask
December 6, 2024 at 3:37 AM
i’ve worked in this bar for two months and i know the names of perhaps a third of my coworkers but at this point it’s too late to ask
not in like a concerning way or anything, more just sheer stress, i haven’t eaten anything since tuesday night and i feel like i’m starting to go just a wee bit crazy lol
December 5, 2024 at 11:38 PM
not in like a concerning way or anything, more just sheer stress, i haven’t eaten anything since tuesday night and i feel like i’m starting to go just a wee bit crazy lol
hey so just out of curiosity, completely hypothetically, if you had been seeing a man for three months and were under the impression that it was exclusive… what is the proper response to seeing he still has hinge downloaded
December 5, 2024 at 9:00 AM
hey so just out of curiosity, completely hypothetically, if you had been seeing a man for three months and were under the impression that it was exclusive… what is the proper response to seeing he still has hinge downloaded
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Good news for the CEO of UnitedHealthcare: there are no concerns about preexisting conditions in hell
December 4, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Good news for the CEO of UnitedHealthcare: there are no concerns about preexisting conditions in hell
this is better than christmas to me
December 4, 2024 at 4:50 PM
this is better than christmas to me
forehead kisses from a man who doesn’t care if i live or die 🥰
December 4, 2024 at 4:34 PM
forehead kisses from a man who doesn’t care if i live or die 🥰
my new apartment is within walking distance of a sonic, i used to pray for times like these!!!
December 3, 2024 at 6:58 PM
my new apartment is within walking distance of a sonic, i used to pray for times like these!!!
i am locked out of twitter and it’s making me INSANE
December 3, 2024 at 6:23 AM
i am locked out of twitter and it’s making me INSANE
skeet and delete
November 26, 2024 at 2:48 AM
skeet and delete
i’m going to go scream in the forest tomorrow, if anyone wants to join me :)
November 22, 2024 at 4:16 AM
i’m going to go scream in the forest tomorrow, if anyone wants to join me :)
my ex boyfriend coded
hello everyone meet my boyfriend . hes secretly gay unemployed and sometimes backs you into corners you and might even lash out . i love him more than anything . also i cannot stress how important it is that you do not make any sudden movements near him
November 22, 2024 at 3:48 AM
my ex boyfriend coded
this is my yearning account
November 22, 2024 at 3:47 AM
this is my yearning account
imagining a world in which having a crush doesn’t make me completely insane
November 20, 2024 at 1:45 PM
imagining a world in which having a crush doesn’t make me completely insane
i’m confused, do you want to build a beautiful life together or not??
November 18, 2024 at 3:21 AM
i’m confused, do you want to build a beautiful life together or not??
i’m getting too old for 4am bars
November 17, 2024 at 9:29 AM
i’m getting too old for 4am bars
she [REDACTED] on my [REDACTED] til i [REDACTED]
November 16, 2024 at 12:35 AM
she [REDACTED] on my [REDACTED] til i [REDACTED]
if you’ve ever purchased a pair of golden goose sneakers, you should be taxed at a much higher rate than the rest of us because you’re an idiot and not to be trusted with money
November 15, 2024 at 6:08 PM
if you’ve ever purchased a pair of golden goose sneakers, you should be taxed at a much higher rate than the rest of us because you’re an idiot and not to be trusted with money
me + my on repeat
November 15, 2024 at 4:14 PM
me + my on repeat
smoking on that shit that makes your pee orange
November 15, 2024 at 4:33 AM
smoking on that shit that makes your pee orange
my sister just handed me the bowl and allowed me to hit it without informing me that it was half unrolled american spirit…. pray tell, what kinda demon would do this?
November 15, 2024 at 12:49 AM
my sister just handed me the bowl and allowed me to hit it without informing me that it was half unrolled american spirit…. pray tell, what kinda demon would do this?