Billy Wittenberg
@billywitt.bsky.social
Father of two ruly teens, writer of thrillers, lover of history podcasts, stubber of toes
https://billywittenberg.com/
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Teen: But why can't I have a Segway?
Dad [slams fist on counter]: Because no son of mine is going to drown in pussy!
Dad [slams fist on counter]: Because no son of mine is going to drown in pussy!
November 12, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Teen: But why can't I have a Segway?
Dad [slams fist on counter]: Because no son of mine is going to drown in pussy!
Dad [slams fist on counter]: Because no son of mine is going to drown in pussy!
I too have gold bars and envelopes stuffed with cash hidden around my house. Who doesn’t?
Senator Robert Menendez of New Jersey made a defiant and impassioned speech to his fellow Senate Democrats on Thursday, maintaining his innocence and repeating that he had no intention of stepping down after being indicted on bribery charges, despite calls from many of his colleagues to do so.
Menendez Rejects Democrats’ Calls to Resign, Prompting Talk of Expulsion
In a speech to fellow senators, the New Jersey Democrat maintained his innocence and reiterated his refusal to resign, causing one colleague to float the idea of forcing him out.
www.nytimes.com
September 29, 2023 at 11:26 AM
I too have gold bars and envelopes stuffed with cash hidden around my house. Who doesn’t?
Just joined. So far I'm liking it here. Feels like old Twitter, when posts were fun and interesting. Might stick around a while.
September 29, 2023 at 9:43 AM
Just joined. So far I'm liking it here. Feels like old Twitter, when posts were fun and interesting. Might stick around a while.
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Normal, simplistic RPG: Brave hero, the forces of evil grow near. Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold.
Complex, well-written RPG: For who can even say what is good and what is evil? Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold.
Complex, well-written RPG: For who can even say what is good and what is evil? Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold.
September 22, 2023 at 7:11 PM
Normal, simplistic RPG: Brave hero, the forces of evil grow near. Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold.
Complex, well-written RPG: For who can even say what is good and what is evil? Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold.
Complex, well-written RPG: For who can even say what is good and what is evil? Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold.
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Place your thumb over Paul Simon's face to reveal the most impressive moustache in musical history
September 23, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Place your thumb over Paul Simon's face to reveal the most impressive moustache in musical history