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Chicagoans after another long morning of not lifting with their legs when shoveling snow
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Chicagoans after another long morning of not lifting with their legs when shoveling snow
Negotiations with the council have fallen through. My attempts at diplomacy have gone unanswered. And so, it's war after all.
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Negotiations with the council have fallen through. My attempts at diplomacy have gone unanswered. And so, it's war after all.
Chicago and Minneapolis:
September 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Chicago and Minneapolis:
all I did was search Saturday Night Fever dance scene, damn
September 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
all I did was search Saturday Night Fever dance scene, damn
good evening bluesky me n the coyote in front of the yacht club are thinking about how cute it is that most humans sleep with a little cup of water next to them
July 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
good evening bluesky me n the coyote in front of the yacht club are thinking about how cute it is that most humans sleep with a little cup of water next to them
banana rhubarb—fuck ya life!!!
May 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
banana rhubarb—fuck ya life!!!
Theo: you want this other half of a banana?
The other half of the banana:
The other half of the banana:
May 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Theo: you want this other half of a banana?
The other half of the banana:
The other half of the banana:
This is all true and really happened
May 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
This is all true and really happened
now what the...
March 31, 2025 at 3:45 AM
now what the...
me as a cis man after another long day of pretending to be more qualified for things than I am
March 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
me as a cis man after another long day of pretending to be more qualified for things than I am
Chicago feel like this:
February 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Chicago feel like this:
these mfs almost got me
February 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
these mfs almost got me
fuck it, Wuthering Heights as rolling tray
January 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
fuck it, Wuthering Heights as rolling tray
boys will see this and say hell yeah
November 22, 2024 at 6:14 AM
boys will see this and say hell yeah
The goofy white boy when you leave
November 19, 2024 at 4:50 AM
The goofy white boy when you leave
this is so real
November 12, 2024 at 2:49 PM
this is so real
in horror, it's the hot couple having sex who die first. in fantasy, it's the dawg wearin this hat:
November 6, 2024 at 1:45 AM
in horror, it's the hot couple having sex who die first. in fantasy, it's the dawg wearin this hat:
me after listening to Enya for two hours
October 18, 2024 at 6:40 PM
me after listening to Enya for two hours
ummm what about:
October 13, 2024 at 2:48 AM
ummm what about:
me and my students 9 y.o. kid screen casting a blank word document to the tv in the computer lab
October 9, 2024 at 2:44 PM
me and my students 9 y.o. kid screen casting a blank word document to the tv in the computer lab
me when drink water
October 8, 2024 at 2:58 AM
me when drink water
new role model: Gaston from One Hundred Years of Solitude
October 7, 2024 at 10:04 PM
new role model: Gaston from One Hundred Years of Solitude
he was spreading misinformation about the Covid-19 vaccine
October 2, 2024 at 4:13 AM
he was spreading misinformation about the Covid-19 vaccine