our other friend Walt
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new best tongue twister is weeping lesions leaping lemurs
December 14, 2025 at 5:25 AM
new best tongue twister is weeping lesions leaping lemurs
Chicagoans after another long morning of not lifting with their legs when shoveling snow
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Chicagoans after another long morning of not lifting with their legs when shoveling snow
My mom looking at a picture of Ethan Slater: "looks like he stuck his finger in a socket. or else he's a criminal."
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My mom looking at a picture of Ethan Slater: "looks like he stuck his finger in a socket. or else he's a criminal."
My full time job is Do Different Things and Figure Stuff Out
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My full time job is Do Different Things and Figure Stuff Out
Negotiations with the council have fallen through. My attempts at diplomacy have gone unanswered. And so, it's war after all.
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Negotiations with the council have fallen through. My attempts at diplomacy have gone unanswered. And so, it's war after all.
Shostakovich No. 5 got me feelin every single human emotion simultaneously
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Shostakovich No. 5 got me feelin every single human emotion simultaneously
posting content ab performative males is performative feminism tbh
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
posting content ab performative males is performative feminism tbh
working the coffee shop with a 10 y.o.—yeah we got kpop demon hunters soundtrack playing a little too loud and drinking hot coco
October 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
working the coffee shop with a 10 y.o.—yeah we got kpop demon hunters soundtrack playing a little too loud and drinking hot coco
actual footage of me biking home after having two beers in the theatre watching Tron: Ares
a person is riding a red motorcycle with africanrabbit written on the bottom right
ALT: a person is riding a red motorcycle with africanrabbit written on the bottom right
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October 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
actual footage of me biking home after having two beers in the theatre watching Tron: Ares
Inside Out 3 Riley experiments with psychedelics
October 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Inside Out 3 Riley experiments with psychedelics
all I did was search Saturday Night Fever dance scene, damn
September 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
all I did was search Saturday Night Fever dance scene, damn
top 10 weird but true conspiracies #1 everyone's email accounts except mine got deleted and that's why no one responds
September 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
top 10 weird but true conspiracies #1 everyone's email accounts except mine got deleted and that's why no one responds
adults respond to my emails challenge difficulty impossible
September 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
adults respond to my emails challenge difficulty impossible
after owning a laptop for almost a week of daily use, I just now found out it's a touchscreen
September 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
after owning a laptop for almost a week of daily use, I just now found out it's a touchscreen
tbh why not pick nose if wash hand after? think ab it
September 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
tbh why not pick nose if wash hand after? think ab it
good evening bluesky me n the coyote in front of the yacht club are thinking about how cute it is that most humans sleep with a little cup of water next to them
July 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
good evening bluesky me n the coyote in front of the yacht club are thinking about how cute it is that most humans sleep with a little cup of water next to them
Taking no prisoners at the continental breakfast
Continental breakfast better say it's goddamn prayers
Grabbing this continental breakfast by the balls
Walking into the continental breakfast guns blazing
Curb stomping the continental breakfast
Continental breakfast better say it's goddamn prayers
Grabbing this continental breakfast by the balls
Walking into the continental breakfast guns blazing
Curb stomping the continental breakfast
July 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Taking no prisoners at the continental breakfast
Continental breakfast better say it's goddamn prayers
Grabbing this continental breakfast by the balls
Walking into the continental breakfast guns blazing
Curb stomping the continental breakfast
Continental breakfast better say it's goddamn prayers
Grabbing this continental breakfast by the balls
Walking into the continental breakfast guns blazing
Curb stomping the continental breakfast
In Bushwick—a grinning pastry chef just crawled out from a manhole cover cradling a tiny saucepan and almost got hit by a cyclist wearing a tuxedo and belting Christina Aguilera
July 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
In Bushwick—a grinning pastry chef just crawled out from a manhole cover cradling a tiny saucepan and almost got hit by a cyclist wearing a tuxedo and belting Christina Aguilera
loved fast car movie, very excited to be seeing big dinosaur movie 😁
July 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
loved fast car movie, very excited to be seeing big dinosaur movie 😁
djs everywhere trying to get as much Virgin into their sets before pride ends
a cat is sitting in front of a laptop computer on a table .
Alt: a cat is sitting in front of a laptop computer on a table typing frantically
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June 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
djs everywhere trying to get as much Virgin into their sets before pride ends
what's the deal with everyone wearing Gap sweatshirts these days?? are we supposed to fuck with Gap again?
June 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
what's the deal with everyone wearing Gap sweatshirts these days?? are we supposed to fuck with Gap again?
Just found out the earring I was wearing when I lost my virginity is actually from the Virgin Islands 🤨
June 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Just found out the earring I was wearing when I lost my virginity is actually from the Virgin Islands 🤨
nahhhhh I'm irl getting interviewed for a job by an AI uh uh nope I'm out fuck this shit
June 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
nahhhhh I'm irl getting interviewed for a job by an AI uh uh nope I'm out fuck this shit
can't wait for someone in our generation to get married and no one shows up to the wedding bc they're all sleepy or having self care nights, headaches, or crazy weeks
June 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
can't wait for someone in our generation to get married and no one shows up to the wedding bc they're all sleepy or having self care nights, headaches, or crazy weeks