Featuring Vito Scotti; much beloved of Columbo fans for his many comedic guest appearances.

Two great English competitors and men of wrath were born on this tract of Lancashire turf, just four miles across. The magnificent but murderous #DynamiteKid from Goldborne, and Leigh's own Nigel Short.

Also Buzzcocks legend Pete Shelley.

Tony wobbled on for a couple of unhappy decades of mental and physical poor health. Here's our Nige celebrating his demise with a hateful obituary, gloating about revenge-fucking Tony's girlfriend.

My abiding memory of this book is that he tried to blame Doris Day for the whole appalling episode.

The creeps lawyering hard to get these women paroled are the skeeviest of the skeevy.

Your friendly vendor will wring eight servings out of this bottle.

Candidates?

Bearing in mind that Jerry may have been squinting across the studio at comics in his spinner rack and not striving for exact likenesses.

Is like to know what Clark is reading; Lois with the Year One omnibus.

(Handsome devil top left is Albert Scanlon - like #Morrissey an alumnus of the terrible Saint Wilfred's in Hulme.)