billy brew
@billybrew.bsky.social
Beer can with a law license
Venmo: billymbrew
Venmo: billymbrew
Can I use this to make the government relocate me to Tahiti at their expense?
Breaking News: The Supreme Court is allowing the Trump administration to deport migrants to countries other than their own, pausing a judge’s previous ruling.
Trump Administration: Latest News and Live Updates
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June 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Can I use this to make the government relocate me to Tahiti at their expense?
Allows states to find ways to disenfranchise people so this shit head can pretend that’s not his goal
The bill allows for several different ways to prove citizenship. But most importantly, it requires state leaders to establish protocols to allow citizens to register even if there are discrepancies in documents, such as name changes.
April 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Allows states to find ways to disenfranchise people so this shit head can pretend that’s not his goal
Just watched someone reverse across 4 lanes of traffic. Drunk driving has to be safer than that
March 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Just watched someone reverse across 4 lanes of traffic. Drunk driving has to be safer than that
@synonymforwet.bsky.social are you having fun tonight?
February 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
@synonymforwet.bsky.social are you having fun tonight?
@synonymforwet.bsky.social lol first shot
February 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
@synonymforwet.bsky.social lol first shot
Nearly zero is not zero. Fingers crossed people
NASA announced on Monday that the odds that an asteroid would smash into Earth in 2032 have dropped to nearly zero.
Earth Safe From Asteroid 2024 YR4, NASA Says
The odds that the space rock, 2024 YR4, will smash into our planet in 2032 have dropped to nearly zero, leading astronomers to conclude that we are no longer in danger.
www.nytimes.com
February 25, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Nearly zero is not zero. Fingers crossed people
Presidents’ Day is obviously an excuse to drink liquor at each presidents price point (hard to find a nickel but it can be done)
February 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Presidents’ Day is obviously an excuse to drink liquor at each presidents price point (hard to find a nickel but it can be done)
Me: I’m not attending family events unless you all disavow trump
Family: how will I explain your absence to my kids
Me: tell em the truth for once
Family: how will I explain your absence to my kids
Me: tell em the truth for once
February 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Me: I’m not attending family events unless you all disavow trump
Family: how will I explain your absence to my kids
Me: tell em the truth for once
Family: how will I explain your absence to my kids
Me: tell em the truth for once
I’d like to be the shit head that can call it gulf of America without thinking it’s a change but shit my pants if Paul asks to be called Paula
February 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I’d like to be the shit head that can call it gulf of America without thinking it’s a change but shit my pants if Paul asks to be called Paula
My dog has taken to watching lion king. Just the parts with Timon and pumba. So I’ll change my whole life
February 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
My dog has taken to watching lion king. Just the parts with Timon and pumba. So I’ll change my whole life
Gonna put some old bananas in the freezer for bread I’ll never make. Tale as old as time
February 11, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Gonna put some old bananas in the freezer for bread I’ll never make. Tale as old as time
Well ya they’ve both been dead for a while
Trump: "The day before I heard the word 'covid' or 'pandemic,' I had a meeting with political people and pollsters and they said, 'Sir, if George Washington and Abraham Lincoln got together and ran as president and VP, they couldn't beat you.'"
February 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Well ya they’ve both been dead for a while
All that green water with the waste management logo in it has to be sewage. It’s in Arizona
February 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
All that green water with the waste management logo in it has to be sewage. It’s in Arizona
If I make an obvious joke and you want to use it to do a cause without asking me first. I’m not doing it.
January 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If I make an obvious joke and you want to use it to do a cause without asking me first. I’m not doing it.
If you don’t eat any food but have coffee and energy drinks all day you get heartburn. You’re welcome. I’m out here doing the research so you don’t have to
January 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If you don’t eat any food but have coffee and energy drinks all day you get heartburn. You’re welcome. I’m out here doing the research so you don’t have to
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i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot
January 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot
Gonna get hammered because it’s cold out and I don’t want to leave the bar
January 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Gonna get hammered because it’s cold out and I don’t want to leave the bar
Well that’s enough of this week I’ll be having a Friday now. Enjoy the beers
January 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Well that’s enough of this week I’ll be having a Friday now. Enjoy the beers
For the 8th year in a row I have paid the absolute maximum in student loan interest this country is awesome
January 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
For the 8th year in a row I have paid the absolute maximum in student loan interest this country is awesome
I like to smoke when I drink
January 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I like to smoke when I drink
Please let me know if you’re doing dry January. I’m trying to pick up everyone’s slack this month
January 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Please let me know if you’re doing dry January. I’m trying to pick up everyone’s slack this month
Friday beers you say? Well I guess I could stay for 1 or 2
January 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Friday beers you say? Well I guess I could stay for 1 or 2
Is building an entire city on rock and roll even up to code
January 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Is building an entire city on rock and roll even up to code