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Tim Daniels
@billybadango.bsky.social
· Nov 26
I ran over a mime today. My only regret was that I couldn't hear him screaming.
Even after all these years, the phrase "soft underbelly" still repulses me.
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Even after all these years, the phrase "soft underbelly" still repulses me.
Do you ever get obsessed with looking at people’s eyes and thinking they’re too close or too far apart?
September 9, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Do you ever get obsessed with looking at people’s eyes and thinking they’re too close or too far apart?
Do you ever get the feeling that someone, somewhere, is mad at you, even though you haven’t been a jerk in a while? There must be a word for that.
July 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Do you ever get the feeling that someone, somewhere, is mad at you, even though you haven’t been a jerk in a while? There must be a word for that.
The frightening aspect of growing older is the realization that I may yet to have my worst day. #DebbieDowner
May 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The frightening aspect of growing older is the realization that I may yet to have my worst day. #DebbieDowner
How the hell does physics allow 90% of the college basketball teams to be allowed into the Top 25?
February 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
How the hell does physics allow 90% of the college basketball teams to be allowed into the Top 25?
Reposted by Tim Daniels
Been in L.A. for two years and I still miss New York, but I will admit that when someone in L.A. says they had a magical experience it’s like locking eyes with a coyote under a full moon and when someone in New York says it they mean they witnessed a guy dressed as Ant-Man get kicked by a cop horse.
January 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Been in L.A. for two years and I still miss New York, but I will admit that when someone in L.A. says they had a magical experience it’s like locking eyes with a coyote under a full moon and when someone in New York says it they mean they witnessed a guy dressed as Ant-Man get kicked by a cop horse.
January 11, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Things you didn’t know but you knew.9
#ThingsICantChange
It breaks my heart that I live in one of the #LeastEducatedStates
But it’s even more heartbreaking that I live in a state who voted for a serial rapist and narcissistic criminal conman
It breaks my heart that I live in one of the #LeastEducatedStates
But it’s even more heartbreaking that I live in a state who voted for a serial rapist and narcissistic criminal conman
December 17, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Things you didn’t know but you knew.9
Reposted by Tim Daniels
I choose the crayon - hbu?
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December 17, 2024 at 3:55 AM
I choose the crayon - hbu?
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Let’s go ahead and take our bruises now. Two nominal Democrats (do I really have to say who?) voted against Biden’s labor board nominee. Everything is blowing up red now. The only thing that would make the GOP happier is if Jimmy Carter died today.
December 14, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Let’s go ahead and take our bruises now. Two nominal Democrats (do I really have to say who?) voted against Biden’s labor board nominee. Everything is blowing up red now. The only thing that would make the GOP happier is if Jimmy Carter died today.
So Big Government and the Nanny State are again telling us what to do.
December 13, 2024 at 5:39 AM
So Big Government and the Nanny State are again telling us what to do.
Well, that changes… absolutely nothing. Let’s stop being Elmer Fudd when he feels happy after almost shooting Bugs. Instead, let’s KILL DA WABBIT!
Remember the FBI informant who claimed President Biden took millions in bribes from Burisma?
He admitted today in federal court that he made the whole thing up.
And that he started spinning new lies after meeting with Russian intelligence.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
He admitted today in federal court that he made the whole thing up.
And that he started spinning new lies after meeting with Russian intelligence.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 13, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Well, that changes… absolutely nothing. Let’s stop being Elmer Fudd when he feels happy after almost shooting Bugs. Instead, let’s KILL DA WABBIT!
Reposted by Tim Daniels
Remember the FBI informant who claimed President Biden took millions in bribes from Burisma?
He admitted today in federal court that he made the whole thing up.
And that he started spinning new lies after meeting with Russian intelligence.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
He admitted today in federal court that he made the whole thing up.
And that he started spinning new lies after meeting with Russian intelligence.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 12, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Remember the FBI informant who claimed President Biden took millions in bribes from Burisma?
He admitted today in federal court that he made the whole thing up.
And that he started spinning new lies after meeting with Russian intelligence.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
He admitted today in federal court that he made the whole thing up.
And that he started spinning new lies after meeting with Russian intelligence.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Renee is either a dolt or a genius.
December 9, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Renee is either a dolt or a genius.
I kinda forgot I used to be on Twitter as Smapdi Chimdale.
December 7, 2024 at 8:20 AM
I kinda forgot I used to be on Twitter as Smapdi Chimdale.
I was making a shopping list for tomorrow and realized it looked kinda weird.
December 6, 2024 at 4:55 AM
I was making a shopping list for tomorrow and realized it looked kinda weird.
Random Steven Wright line that popped into my mind: "Last year we drove across the country. We switched on the driving... every half mile... We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was."
December 4, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Random Steven Wright line that popped into my mind: "Last year we drove across the country. We switched on the driving... every half mile... We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was."
Mind=blown.
December 4, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Mind=blown.