Billy Tweetman
@billy-skyman.bsky.social
I’m a goblin, I’m a ghoul. I also make music and art as Tam Lin
If you can’t handle me at my worst then man hook hand car door
April 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If you can’t handle me at my worst then man hook hand car door
See my swimming pool brother. With twelve thousand hotdogs brother.
They’re breathing brother.
Thousands of tiny mouths.
They’re hungry brother.
But the water is fine.
They’re breathing brother.
Thousands of tiny mouths.
They’re hungry brother.
But the water is fine.
March 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
See my swimming pool brother. With twelve thousand hotdogs brother.
They’re breathing brother.
Thousands of tiny mouths.
They’re hungry brother.
But the water is fine.
They’re breathing brother.
Thousands of tiny mouths.
They’re hungry brother.
But the water is fine.
I’m considering dunking my body in frosting to understand the plight of the doughnut
March 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I’m considering dunking my body in frosting to understand the plight of the doughnut
Six bald blokes in england shirts scrumming in a giant fondue fountain of Bacardi pre mixed cocktail yelling “you want some” in unison
March 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Six bald blokes in england shirts scrumming in a giant fondue fountain of Bacardi pre mixed cocktail yelling “you want some” in unison
New track
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VCAN...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VCAN...
Tam Lin - shadowboxing (Live Session)
YouTube video by Tam Lin
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March 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
New track
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VCAN...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VCAN...
Carry On movies should have a comeback. We could have Carry On Poggers. Kenneth Williams on a twitch stream making bawdy jokes about master chief. Hmm?
March 3, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Carry On movies should have a comeback. We could have Carry On Poggers. Kenneth Williams on a twitch stream making bawdy jokes about master chief. Hmm?
Anyone Billy Joel look like a creepypasta? Jeff the Killer's dad? 🤔
March 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Anyone Billy Joel look like a creepypasta? Jeff the Killer's dad? 🤔
Garlic bread but for dogs. That is it.
March 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Garlic bread but for dogs. That is it.
I propose a conversion program to get foreigners accustomed to salt and vinegar on chips called the ketchup-vinegar quotient. First, mix the subject’s ketchup with a trace of HP sauce, gradually changing the ratio until they are Brown-pilled. Then slowly dilute the brown sauce with vinegar et vióla!
February 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I propose a conversion program to get foreigners accustomed to salt and vinegar on chips called the ketchup-vinegar quotient. First, mix the subject’s ketchup with a trace of HP sauce, gradually changing the ratio until they are Brown-pilled. Then slowly dilute the brown sauce with vinegar et vióla!
Just two more months of work before I have enough to pay the guy who sleeps in the alley behind my work to graft a Nokia 7610 Supermova to my wrist!!
February 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Just two more months of work before I have enough to pay the guy who sleeps in the alley behind my work to graft a Nokia 7610 Supermova to my wrist!!
Why are we all still bothering to post when this has been in the world for over 15 years?
February 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Why are we all still bothering to post when this has been in the world for over 15 years?
This valentines throw a thought to the Duolingo owl who doesn’t understand how to be in a relationship without making it transactional and messes it up every year. Duo you don’t have to give people expensive jewellery every time you do it!
February 13, 2025 at 10:02 AM
This valentines throw a thought to the Duolingo owl who doesn’t understand how to be in a relationship without making it transactional and messes it up every year. Duo you don’t have to give people expensive jewellery every time you do it!
It just feels like a really good time to bring this oldie back
Lots of sad and scary shit happening out there so I’m considering buying a lot of Iraqi Dinar
February 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It just feels like a really good time to bring this oldie back
Lots of sad and scary shit happening out there so I’m considering buying a lot of Iraqi Dinar
February 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Lots of sad and scary shit happening out there so I’m considering buying a lot of Iraqi Dinar
“Magic (Mike) The Gathering”:
Anyone got any idea what I could do with this?
Anyone got any idea what I could do with this?
February 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“Magic (Mike) The Gathering”:
Anyone got any idea what I could do with this?
Anyone got any idea what I could do with this?
Building god on my computer so I can ask it if I’m allowed to jonk it on the regular
February 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Building god on my computer so I can ask it if I’m allowed to jonk it on the regular
Aw man I’m so full and bloated with all this content I’ve been consuming
February 4, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Aw man I’m so full and bloated with all this content I’ve been consuming
I miss Going on the Computer now we just consume content
I’m full
I’m full
February 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I miss Going on the Computer now we just consume content
I’m full
I’m full
Tweeting the word “arse” is Oral Histories
February 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Tweeting the word “arse” is Oral Histories
“Bean” is in the top 20 funny words
February 3, 2025 at 10:29 AM
“Bean” is in the top 20 funny words
The kazoo is one of man’s most dangerous military tools, able to mobilise any one individual to extreme violence (towards the kazoo player)
February 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
The kazoo is one of man’s most dangerous military tools, able to mobilise any one individual to extreme violence (towards the kazoo player)
Anyone considered bringing noun capitalisation into the English language like they have in German? Then we can say Cock, Pussy and Arse, regardless of their placement in the sentence 🧐
January 31, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Anyone considered bringing noun capitalisation into the English language like they have in German? Then we can say Cock, Pussy and Arse, regardless of their placement in the sentence 🧐
The best bit about being on Universal Credit is when you’re forced to come into the job centre to watch the World Champion Slow Typer take 15 minutes fill a form for you that you already did in about 2
January 31, 2025 at 10:43 AM
The best bit about being on Universal Credit is when you’re forced to come into the job centre to watch the World Champion Slow Typer take 15 minutes fill a form for you that you already did in about 2
This board game box has the purest vibes
January 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This board game box has the purest vibes
My new set list is:
Left speaker, five minutes
Right speaker, five minutes
Slapping my belly, 15 minutes
Subwoofer, 10 minutes
Gargling mouthwash, 3 minutes
Just really staring you down kinda freaky style, 20 seconds
Wonderwall, until curfew
Left speaker, five minutes
Right speaker, five minutes
Slapping my belly, 15 minutes
Subwoofer, 10 minutes
Gargling mouthwash, 3 minutes
Just really staring you down kinda freaky style, 20 seconds
Wonderwall, until curfew
January 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My new set list is:
Left speaker, five minutes
Right speaker, five minutes
Slapping my belly, 15 minutes
Subwoofer, 10 minutes
Gargling mouthwash, 3 minutes
Just really staring you down kinda freaky style, 20 seconds
Wonderwall, until curfew
Left speaker, five minutes
Right speaker, five minutes
Slapping my belly, 15 minutes
Subwoofer, 10 minutes
Gargling mouthwash, 3 minutes
Just really staring you down kinda freaky style, 20 seconds
Wonderwall, until curfew