The man just needed to clean his cleats.
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
The man just needed to clean his cleats.
Definitely worth watching.
October 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Definitely worth watching.
Or, if you prefer sleeplessness, continue on to think about the current SECDEF, and look up the current Deputy National Security Advisors (there’s two.)
October 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Or, if you prefer sleeplessness, continue on to think about the current SECDEF, and look up the current Deputy National Security Advisors (there’s two.)
“Rare, medium, and well-done.”
October 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
“Rare, medium, and well-done.”
Now covering the Pentagon!
October 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Now covering the Pentagon!
Somewhere there is a 9th grader who just realized it’s been a minute since he saw his notebook.
October 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Somewhere there is a 9th grader who just realized it’s been a minute since he saw his notebook.
Imagine Dr. Birx was grateful to not have to stand up there this time.
September 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Imagine Dr. Birx was grateful to not have to stand up there this time.
Who among us has not accepted $50,000 in a fast-food bag? Let them cast the first stone.
September 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Who among us has not accepted $50,000 in a fast-food bag? Let them cast the first stone.
🎶And we’ll fight ya for 800 more…
September 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
🎶And we’ll fight ya for 800 more…
Wait, the article doesn’t say “not his signature” they asked AI to compare to his writing style. Basically AI said the prose was too smart to be his work. Well, yeah…that’s what ghostwriters are for?
September 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Wait, the article doesn’t say “not his signature” they asked AI to compare to his writing style. Basically AI said the prose was too smart to be his work. Well, yeah…that’s what ghostwriters are for?
OMG, they fixed unemployment! No more negative stats to announce.
September 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
OMG, they fixed unemployment! No more negative stats to announce.