Bill Schwartz
@billschwartznow.bsky.social
Photographer, writer in my spare time. Not terribly profound, often terribly profane. Equal Rights For Everyone.
I am a vocal, opinionated, non-religious asshole who is no longer allowing people to argue with him.
My views are just that - MY VIEWS.
I am a vocal, opinionated, non-religious asshole who is no longer allowing people to argue with him.
My views are just that - MY VIEWS.
Frankie Valli told Rudy Giuliani to stop using songs by the Four Seasons in his fundraising ads.
Sarah Palin called Putin to ask him to open the blinds and the phone was answered by White House reception.
#YesItIsThatFuckingCold #CanadaIsObviouslyPissed #TheySentUsThePolarVortex
Sarah Palin called Putin to ask him to open the blinds and the phone was answered by White House reception.
#YesItIsThatFuckingCold #CanadaIsObviouslyPissed #TheySentUsThePolarVortex
January 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Frankie Valli told Rudy Giuliani to stop using songs by the Four Seasons in his fundraising ads.
Sarah Palin called Putin to ask him to open the blinds and the phone was answered by White House reception.
#YesItIsThatFuckingCold #CanadaIsObviouslyPissed #TheySentUsThePolarVortex
Sarah Palin called Putin to ask him to open the blinds and the phone was answered by White House reception.
#YesItIsThatFuckingCold #CanadaIsObviouslyPissed #TheySentUsThePolarVortex
It was so cold this morning that I saw three french hens beating the shit out of two turtle doves just to keep warm. And of course they were being cheered on by a partridge in a pear tree.
It was so cold this morning squirrels stole my menorah to try and defrost their nuts.
It was so cold this morning squirrels stole my menorah to try and defrost their nuts.
December 27, 2024 at 5:17 PM
It was so cold this morning that I saw three french hens beating the shit out of two turtle doves just to keep warm. And of course they were being cheered on by a partridge in a pear tree.
It was so cold this morning squirrels stole my menorah to try and defrost their nuts.
It was so cold this morning squirrels stole my menorah to try and defrost their nuts.
Happy ChristmaHanuKwanzAdan!!!
December 24, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Happy ChristmaHanuKwanzAdan!!!
Personally I'd give the Grand Marnier a try.
Either that, or maybe some spiced rum? Or is that too common?
Either that, or maybe some spiced rum? Or is that too common?
December 23, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Personally I'd give the Grand Marnier a try.
Either that, or maybe some spiced rum? Or is that too common?
Either that, or maybe some spiced rum? Or is that too common?
And if you posted this on the other place, by now you'd have at least 57 unsolicited comments on how to safely & securely clip a cat's nails.
Based on that cat's look, I'd close the bedroom door tonight before going to sleep.
Based on that cat's look, I'd close the bedroom door tonight before going to sleep.
December 23, 2024 at 6:43 PM
And if you posted this on the other place, by now you'd have at least 57 unsolicited comments on how to safely & securely clip a cat's nails.
Based on that cat's look, I'd close the bedroom door tonight before going to sleep.
Based on that cat's look, I'd close the bedroom door tonight before going to sleep.
Those are some great harmonies!!!! Awesome job!!!
December 6, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Those are some great harmonies!!!! Awesome job!!!
Saw that this morning & was relieved to discover I wasn't following that account.
Seriously creepy shit according to all the 2nd hand info I saw in the apology thread.
Seriously creepy shit according to all the 2nd hand info I saw in the apology thread.
December 3, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Saw that this morning & was relieved to discover I wasn't following that account.
Seriously creepy shit according to all the 2nd hand info I saw in the apology thread.
Seriously creepy shit according to all the 2nd hand info I saw in the apology thread.
Thank you for this thread.
He is a war criminal and should be in prison.
Israel deserves so much better than him.
He is a war criminal and should be in prison.
Israel deserves so much better than him.
December 2, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Thank you for this thread.
He is a war criminal and should be in prison.
Israel deserves so much better than him.
He is a war criminal and should be in prison.
Israel deserves so much better than him.
I move we vote on that now, and I concur.
November 25, 2024 at 8:05 PM
I move we vote on that now, and I concur.
Not so much OS, though I tried download my stuff. The site was Fictionique, which had to shut down some time ago because folks just couldn't manage full-time jobs AND running the site. I did save what I could though. :-)
November 18, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Not so much OS, though I tried download my stuff. The site was Fictionique, which had to shut down some time ago because folks just couldn't manage full-time jobs AND running the site. I did save what I could though. :-)
I'ma call it Flitter because that's what butterflies do.
November 18, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I'ma call it Flitter because that's what butterflies do.
Thank you! I've been writing for a lot of years now, primarily poetry. Most of it was published years ago on a curated site that is now defunct, sadly.
November 18, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Thank you! I've been writing for a lot of years now, primarily poetry. Most of it was published years ago on a curated site that is now defunct, sadly.