Bill Schwartz
@billschwartznow.bsky.social
Photographer, writer in my spare time. Not terribly profound, often terribly profane. Equal Rights For Everyone.
I am a vocal, opinionated, non-religious asshole who is no longer allowing people to argue with him.
My views are just that - MY VIEWS.
I am a vocal, opinionated, non-religious asshole who is no longer allowing people to argue with him.
My views are just that - MY VIEWS.
Pinned
Folks, just a heads-up if you're thinking of following me. If you are a religious extremist, regardless of what religion it is you follow, I will block you outright. I'm not interested in being preached to or recruited.
If you're just a deeply religious person who doesn't proselytize, we're good.
If you're just a deeply religious person who doesn't proselytize, we're good.
It was so cold this morning:
Satan offered to host the 2025 Winter Classic.
squirrels didn't need to thaw their nuts since they had frozen off.
my neighbor donated to a bunch of charities just to get the blankets.
1/2
Satan offered to host the 2025 Winter Classic.
squirrels didn't need to thaw their nuts since they had frozen off.
my neighbor donated to a bunch of charities just to get the blankets.
1/2
January 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It was so cold this morning:
Satan offered to host the 2025 Winter Classic.
squirrels didn't need to thaw their nuts since they had frozen off.
my neighbor donated to a bunch of charities just to get the blankets.
1/2
Satan offered to host the 2025 Winter Classic.
squirrels didn't need to thaw their nuts since they had frozen off.
my neighbor donated to a bunch of charities just to get the blankets.
1/2
Not to take anything away from Jonathan Quick, but the NY Rangers ( a team seemingly hell-bent on deep-diving to the floor of the NHL ) beating Boston 2-1 at MSG tells you all you need to know about the dire situation the Bruins are in.
#TeamsWithTheBigBucksHeavyOnTheBigSucksThisYear
#TeamsWithTheBigBucksHeavyOnTheBigSucksThisYear
January 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Not to take anything away from Jonathan Quick, but the NY Rangers ( a team seemingly hell-bent on deep-diving to the floor of the NHL ) beating Boston 2-1 at MSG tells you all you need to know about the dire situation the Bruins are in.
#TeamsWithTheBigBucksHeavyOnTheBigSucksThisYear
#TeamsWithTheBigBucksHeavyOnTheBigSucksThisYear
Wishing for you all to have a healthy, prosperous, worry-free new year.
December 31, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Wishing for you all to have a healthy, prosperous, worry-free new year.
It was so cold this morning polar bears were raiding my fridge for Coke (I don't drink soda any more).
It was so cold this morning Elon Musk threw water on a cybertruck just to stay warm.
It was so cold this morning Elon Musk threw water on a cybertruck just to stay warm.
December 27, 2024 at 5:17 PM
It was so cold this morning polar bears were raiding my fridge for Coke (I don't drink soda any more).
It was so cold this morning Elon Musk threw water on a cybertruck just to stay warm.
It was so cold this morning Elon Musk threw water on a cybertruck just to stay warm.
It was so cold today...
that squirrels couldn't find 2 postal workers to rub together to thaw their nuts.
Sarah Palin msgd Putin she couldn't see him from her porch & he said, "I am in D.C. for my inauguration".
the NHL canceled the outdoor game they had previously scheduled for my back yard.
that squirrels couldn't find 2 postal workers to rub together to thaw their nuts.
Sarah Palin msgd Putin she couldn't see him from her porch & he said, "I am in D.C. for my inauguration".
the NHL canceled the outdoor game they had previously scheduled for my back yard.
December 23, 2024 at 6:55 PM
It was so cold today...
that squirrels couldn't find 2 postal workers to rub together to thaw their nuts.
Sarah Palin msgd Putin she couldn't see him from her porch & he said, "I am in D.C. for my inauguration".
the NHL canceled the outdoor game they had previously scheduled for my back yard.
that squirrels couldn't find 2 postal workers to rub together to thaw their nuts.
Sarah Palin msgd Putin she couldn't see him from her porch & he said, "I am in D.C. for my inauguration".
the NHL canceled the outdoor game they had previously scheduled for my back yard.
I did not have "Elon Musk Standing In For Melania" on my apocalypse bingo card.
December 6, 2024 at 6:58 PM
I did not have "Elon Musk Standing In For Melania" on my apocalypse bingo card.
Any peeps in NoCal - hope you're safe, just saw a quake registered between 6 & 7 strength.
December 5, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Any peeps in NoCal - hope you're safe, just saw a quake registered between 6 & 7 strength.
All you people who were screaming for Pres Biden to pardon the orange asshole & are now screaming about Pres Biden pardoning his son Hunter should look up the word "hypocrisy" in a dictionary.
December 3, 2024 at 5:20 PM
All you people who were screaming for Pres Biden to pardon the orange asshole & are now screaming about Pres Biden pardoning his son Hunter should look up the word "hypocrisy" in a dictionary.
Folks, just a heads-up if you're thinking of following me. If you are a religious extremist, regardless of what religion it is you follow, I will block you outright. I'm not interested in being preached to or recruited.
If you're just a deeply religious person who doesn't proselytize, we're good.
If you're just a deeply religious person who doesn't proselytize, we're good.
November 25, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Folks, just a heads-up if you're thinking of following me. If you are a religious extremist, regardless of what religion it is you follow, I will block you outright. I'm not interested in being preached to or recruited.
If you're just a deeply religious person who doesn't proselytize, we're good.
If you're just a deeply religious person who doesn't proselytize, we're good.
So I guess now we can say a Gaetz is 1/16th of a Scaramucci.
November 22, 2024 at 7:26 PM
So I guess now we can say a Gaetz is 1/16th of a Scaramucci.
And just like that, Gaetz withdraws from AG consideration.
So NOW can we get the House report?
Oh, and can't wait to see who Cheetoh Jesus picks to replace him. My bet would be someone like Andrew Tate.
So NOW can we get the House report?
Oh, and can't wait to see who Cheetoh Jesus picks to replace him. My bet would be someone like Andrew Tate.
November 21, 2024 at 5:49 PM
And just like that, Gaetz withdraws from AG consideration.
So NOW can we get the House report?
Oh, and can't wait to see who Cheetoh Jesus picks to replace him. My bet would be someone like Andrew Tate.
So NOW can we get the House report?
Oh, and can't wait to see who Cheetoh Jesus picks to replace him. My bet would be someone like Andrew Tate.
Your yearly reminder, as Thanksgiving quickly approaches, there are neighbors & fellow citizens who can't afford a Thanksgiving dinner.
Please donate to your local food shelf, time, money or food. Your neighbors need you.
We're all 1 paycheck away.
#Thanksgiving #donatetoyourlocalfoodshelf
Please donate to your local food shelf, time, money or food. Your neighbors need you.
We're all 1 paycheck away.
#Thanksgiving #donatetoyourlocalfoodshelf
November 21, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Your yearly reminder, as Thanksgiving quickly approaches, there are neighbors & fellow citizens who can't afford a Thanksgiving dinner.
Please donate to your local food shelf, time, money or food. Your neighbors need you.
We're all 1 paycheck away.
#Thanksgiving #donatetoyourlocalfoodshelf
Please donate to your local food shelf, time, money or food. Your neighbors need you.
We're all 1 paycheck away.
#Thanksgiving #donatetoyourlocalfoodshelf
Tip for technical folks: It would be nice if you could not refer to any project closure or problem resolution as a "final solution".
Seriously.
Seriously.
November 18, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Tip for technical folks: It would be nice if you could not refer to any project closure or problem resolution as a "final solution".
Seriously.
Seriously.
So I wrote this last week.
November 15, 2024 at 2:48 PM
So I wrote this last week.
"Reasoning will never make a Man correct an ill Opinion, which by Reasoning he never acquired" - Jonathan Swift
"You can't reason with the unreasonable" - Me
"You can't reason with the unreasonable" - Me
November 14, 2024 at 2:51 PM
"Reasoning will never make a Man correct an ill Opinion, which by Reasoning he never acquired" - Jonathan Swift
"You can't reason with the unreasonable" - Me
"You can't reason with the unreasonable" - Me
I received a sign from the universe today, make of it what you will. Opened a single-serve pack of Skittles and found:
1 red
2 yellow
3 green
4 orange
5 purple
#HarrisWalz2024
#GetYourFaceToThePollingPlace
1 red
2 yellow
3 green
4 orange
5 purple
#HarrisWalz2024
#GetYourFaceToThePollingPlace
November 4, 2024 at 8:19 PM
I received a sign from the universe today, make of it what you will. Opened a single-serve pack of Skittles and found:
1 red
2 yellow
3 green
4 orange
5 purple
#HarrisWalz2024
#GetYourFaceToThePollingPlace
1 red
2 yellow
3 green
4 orange
5 purple
#HarrisWalz2024
#GetYourFaceToThePollingPlace
Since Facebook is being completely dickish about how often folks can "like" posts, I'm re-activating my account here.
New day, new start. As old programmers used to say:
Hello, World.
New day, new start. As old programmers used to say:
Hello, World.
October 25, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Since Facebook is being completely dickish about how often folks can "like" posts, I'm re-activating my account here.
New day, new start. As old programmers used to say:
Hello, World.
New day, new start. As old programmers used to say:
Hello, World.
Breaking News (*not really) :
Lauren Boebert says she was not "groping" her date at the Beetlejuice Musical, she was simply looking for the missing F-35 stealth fighter.
Lauren Boebert says she was not "groping" her date at the Beetlejuice Musical, she was simply looking for the missing F-35 stealth fighter.
September 19, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Breaking News (*not really) :
Lauren Boebert says she was not "groping" her date at the Beetlejuice Musical, she was simply looking for the missing F-35 stealth fighter.
Lauren Boebert says she was not "groping" her date at the Beetlejuice Musical, she was simply looking for the missing F-35 stealth fighter.
So Twitter (that other place) has been rebranded to "X".
I guess the human leafblower just couldn't stand that some other billionaire wound up imploding their submersible with others aboard.
I guess the human leafblower just couldn't stand that some other billionaire wound up imploding their submersible with others aboard.
July 24, 2023 at 7:43 PM
So Twitter (that other place) has been rebranded to "X".
I guess the human leafblower just couldn't stand that some other billionaire wound up imploding their submersible with others aboard.
I guess the human leafblower just couldn't stand that some other billionaire wound up imploding their submersible with others aboard.
I literally laughed when I heard the House Freedom Caucus expelled MTG.
Well, if they can do that, why can't Georgians make sure she doesn't come back again?
I guess McCarthy is happy because now he doesn't HAVE to listen to her.
Well, if they can do that, why can't Georgians make sure she doesn't come back again?
I guess McCarthy is happy because now he doesn't HAVE to listen to her.
July 7, 2023 at 4:23 PM
I literally laughed when I heard the House Freedom Caucus expelled MTG.
Well, if they can do that, why can't Georgians make sure she doesn't come back again?
I guess McCarthy is happy because now he doesn't HAVE to listen to her.
Well, if they can do that, why can't Georgians make sure she doesn't come back again?
I guess McCarthy is happy because now he doesn't HAVE to listen to her.