Bill in Portland Maine
@billinportland.bsky.social
Creator, writer, and fussy star of "Cheers and Jeers" at Daily Kos since 2003, a productive period during which I've used every letter of the alphabet except one.
"Who shall we choose to lead the militia coalition, sir?"
"There's only one person who's right for this job. Go bring me that guy who shot his own eye out."
"There's only one person who's right for this job. Go bring me that guy who shot his own eye out."
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"Who shall we choose to lead the militia coalition, sir?"
"There's only one person who's right for this job. Go bring me that guy who shot his own eye out."
"There's only one person who's right for this job. Go bring me that guy who shot his own eye out."
Is the spear very small and shaped like a mushroom?
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Is the spear very small and shaped like a mushroom?
WE. DON'T. CARE.
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
WE. DON'T. CARE.
I have the real thing. He's currently in my bathtub painting another portrait of Churchill.
Authorities have been notified.
Authorities have been notified.
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I have the real thing. He's currently in my bathtub painting another portrait of Churchill.
Authorities have been notified.
Authorities have been notified.
Hmm, where did I put that yellow SUPPORT THE TROOPS car magnet...? Probably in the attic with my Hussein regime deck of playing cards.
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Hmm, where did I put that yellow SUPPORT THE TROOPS car magnet...? Probably in the attic with my Hussein regime deck of playing cards.
Gotta scrape together the money to re-up his Mar-a-Lago membership somehow.....
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Gotta scrape together the money to re-up his Mar-a-Lago membership somehow.....
Has he accepted his invite to Mar-a-Lago yet?
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Has he accepted his invite to Mar-a-Lago yet?
Soylent green doesn't grow on trees, lady!
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Soylent green doesn't grow on trees, lady!
You presented two unproven scenarios. I only called out one of them as unproven. Hence, my response was also a joke. At Trump's expense.
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
You presented two unproven scenarios. I only called out one of them as unproven. Hence, my response was also a joke. At Trump's expense.
This administration is so dumb that anytime someone says, "Sir, we have a situation..." they think they all have to run to the Situation Room.
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This administration is so dumb that anytime someone says, "Sir, we have a situation..." they think they all have to run to the Situation Room.
Oh, come on.
I don't think JD really did that.
I don't think JD really did that.
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Oh, come on.
I don't think JD really did that.
I don't think JD really did that.
Bovino will now head up the Short-Sheeting The Beds At Nursing Homes task force...
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Bovino will now head up the Short-Sheeting The Beds At Nursing Homes task force...
Be interesting to see how the "It was God's will" defense holds up in court...
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Be interesting to see how the "It was God's will" defense holds up in court...