Bill in Portland Maine
@billinportland.bsky.social
Creator, writer, and fussy star of "Cheers and Jeers" at Daily Kos since 2003, a productive period during which I've used every letter of the alphabet except one.
Larry. A humble goofball with a heart as big as his appetite...
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Larry. A humble goofball with a heart as big as his appetite...
Left: Eating Sunday brunch at an ordinary rooftop.
Right: Eating Sunday brunch at Billeh's Rooftop Cafe---all the almonds and walnuts you can pack away for just $4.95 plus tax!!!
Billeh's Rooftop Cafe: "Where our customers are our friends."
Right: Eating Sunday brunch at Billeh's Rooftop Cafe---all the almonds and walnuts you can pack away for just $4.95 plus tax!!!
Billeh's Rooftop Cafe: "Where our customers are our friends."
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Left: Eating Sunday brunch at an ordinary rooftop.
Right: Eating Sunday brunch at Billeh's Rooftop Cafe---all the almonds and walnuts you can pack away for just $4.95 plus tax!!!
Billeh's Rooftop Cafe: "Where our customers are our friends."
Right: Eating Sunday brunch at Billeh's Rooftop Cafe---all the almonds and walnuts you can pack away for just $4.95 plus tax!!!
Billeh's Rooftop Cafe: "Where our customers are our friends."
Two Decembers ago, a Christmas miracle occurred when I convinced a reluctant city arborist to leave the squirrel den that was part of this tree he and his crew were cutting down across the street. Two years later, three furballs have moved in. Their furniture arrives Tuesday.
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Two Decembers ago, a Christmas miracle occurred when I convinced a reluctant city arborist to leave the squirrel den that was part of this tree he and his crew were cutting down across the street. Two years later, three furballs have moved in. Their furniture arrives Tuesday.
"Hello. Billeh the human will soon open the doors to tonight's Friday edition of 'Cheers and Jeers' over at Dailykos.com. Post time is 7:15ET/4:15PT. I'll be running the hat check: 50 cents for each bowler, beret, bonnet, fez, cap, pillbox, and fedora. Top hats: one dollar. Thank you."
---Henry
---Henry
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"Hello. Billeh the human will soon open the doors to tonight's Friday edition of 'Cheers and Jeers' over at Dailykos.com. Post time is 7:15ET/4:15PT. I'll be running the hat check: 50 cents for each bowler, beret, bonnet, fez, cap, pillbox, and fedora. Top hats: one dollar. Thank you."
---Henry
---Henry
Nobody goes to happy hour at Billeh's Rooftop Cafe anymore. It's too crowded!
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Nobody goes to happy hour at Billeh's Rooftop Cafe anymore. It's too crowded!
For anyone whoever wondered what happened after Iraq removed the monument in Tikrit honoring the guy who threw his shoes at George W. Bush...
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
For anyone whoever wondered what happened after Iraq removed the monument in Tikrit honoring the guy who threw his shoes at George W. Bush...
Janet dropped by the porch roof cafe today after visiting the beauty shop for a snack and a chance to show off the latest trend in tail sculpting. The "floof funnel" sparks controversy (read: jealousy) in some squirrel dens, but when done correctly it's sexy, sassy, and striking.
November 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Janet dropped by the porch roof cafe today after visiting the beauty shop for a snack and a chance to show off the latest trend in tail sculpting. The "floof funnel" sparks controversy (read: jealousy) in some squirrel dens, but when done correctly it's sexy, sassy, and striking.
Larry to Old Man Winter: "Bring it on."
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Larry to Old Man Winter: "Bring it on."
"Remember: when munching at the pick-up window, it's impolite to rest your elbows on the windowsill. This has been another episode of Porch Roof Etiquette 101 with Teddy. Thank you."
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
"Remember: when munching at the pick-up window, it's impolite to rest your elbows on the windowsill. This has been another episode of Porch Roof Etiquette 101 with Teddy. Thank you."
Millie joined us inside for Sunday brunch at Billeh's Rooftop Cafe. As you can see, when we say "all you can eat," we mean it. With 'orchard fresh' almonds and all-new comfortable plush seating, brunch at Billeh's is simply the treat that can't be beat!
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Millie joined us inside for Sunday brunch at Billeh's Rooftop Cafe. As you can see, when we say "all you can eat," we mean it. With 'orchard fresh' almonds and all-new comfortable plush seating, brunch at Billeh's is simply the treat that can't be beat!
Bailey ain't the brightest bulb. We caught him stealing a walnut today during brunch at the porch roof cafe. He still swears he didn't do it, but he's clearly STILL EATING THE EVIDENCE IN HIS POLICE MUG SHOT.
Court date TBA...
Court date TBA...
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Bailey ain't the brightest bulb. We caught him stealing a walnut today during brunch at the porch roof cafe. He still swears he didn't do it, but he's clearly STILL EATING THE EVIDENCE IN HIS POLICE MUG SHOT.
Court date TBA...
Court date TBA...
Long week. Time to decompress. Start tonight with Billeh's legendary Friday edition of "Cheers and Jeers" over at Dailykos.com. Post time is 7:15ET/4:15PT. This little fella will be there to give you a hug and an almond-scented neck wrap...
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Long week. Time to decompress. Start tonight with Billeh's legendary Friday edition of "Cheers and Jeers" over at Dailykos.com. Post time is 7:15ET/4:15PT. This little fella will be there to give you a hug and an almond-scented neck wrap...
"Ladies and gentlemen. We suggest that you---as you say---'hang in there,' for it is almost Friday. Thank you."
---The Wise Elder
---The Wise Elder
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"Ladies and gentlemen. We suggest that you---as you say---'hang in there,' for it is almost Friday. Thank you."
---The Wise Elder
---The Wise Elder
Millie the Hutt...
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Millie the Hutt...
Larry, who lives two doors down from us, has outgrown his den. So he's knocking it down to build a larger ranch-style abode to better suit his needs. Which is to say, every room will be a nut pantry. Happy building!
(With god as my witness, I didn't know squirrels could operate heavy machinery.)
(With god as my witness, I didn't know squirrels could operate heavy machinery.)
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Larry, who lives two doors down from us, has outgrown his den. So he's knocking it down to build a larger ranch-style abode to better suit his needs. Which is to say, every room will be a nut pantry. Happy building!
(With god as my witness, I didn't know squirrels could operate heavy machinery.)
(With god as my witness, I didn't know squirrels could operate heavy machinery.)
Pro dental hygiene tip: for a whiter smile and fresher breath, it's always smart to floss after eating. And don't forget those molars...
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Pro dental hygiene tip: for a whiter smile and fresher breath, it's always smart to floss after eating. And don't forget those molars...
Looks like Larry is going to be our newest regular at the porch roof cafe. He has no problem posing for the camera, and a heart as big as his stomach. I gave him his name because I can't look at him and not see Larry Bud Melman from Late Night with David Letterman. And that makes me happy...
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Looks like Larry is going to be our newest regular at the porch roof cafe. He has no problem posing for the camera, and a heart as big as his stomach. I gave him his name because I can't look at him and not see Larry Bud Melman from Late Night with David Letterman. And that makes me happy...
That look when you're the first customer at the porch roof cafe during Saturday brunch to be told that, sorry, we just finished a bag of almonds and it'll take up to 30 seconds to open a new one...and you're composing the one-star Yelp review in your head.
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
That look when you're the first customer at the porch roof cafe during Saturday brunch to be told that, sorry, we just finished a bag of almonds and it'll take up to 30 seconds to open a new one...and you're composing the one-star Yelp review in your head.
Youngster Larry is a newbie to the porch roof, and he's looking forward to joining us--and you--for this evening's edition of 'Cheers and Jeers' over at Dailykos.com. Post time is 7:15ET/4:15PT. Fun fact: if you poke his belly he squeals like the Pillsbury dough boy...
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Youngster Larry is a newbie to the porch roof, and he's looking forward to joining us--and you--for this evening's edition of 'Cheers and Jeers' over at Dailykos.com. Post time is 7:15ET/4:15PT. Fun fact: if you poke his belly he squeals like the Pillsbury dough boy...
"Hang in there, it's almost the weekend."
"Oh, thank god. I could use two relaxing days of doing absolutely nothing but the stuff I do every other day."
"You're cynical, Larry. Cynical and acerbic."
"It's a gift."
"Oh, thank god. I could use two relaxing days of doing absolutely nothing but the stuff I do every other day."
"You're cynical, Larry. Cynical and acerbic."
"It's a gift."
November 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
"Hang in there, it's almost the weekend."
"Oh, thank god. I could use two relaxing days of doing absolutely nothing but the stuff I do every other day."
"You're cynical, Larry. Cynical and acerbic."
"It's a gift."
"Oh, thank god. I could use two relaxing days of doing absolutely nothing but the stuff I do every other day."
"You're cynical, Larry. Cynical and acerbic."
"It's a gift."
Happiness is a warm hazelnut on a cold day...
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Happiness is a warm hazelnut on a cold day...
This chunky little guy is new to the porch roof cafe. Not a baby, but definitely a young'un. Very curious and polite. We're hoping he becomes a regular, and we're hoping he's hoping that, too...
November 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This chunky little guy is new to the porch roof cafe. Not a baby, but definitely a young'un. Very curious and polite. We're hoping he becomes a regular, and we're hoping he's hoping that, too...
"Anybody in here got a hand towel? A Wet-Nap, perhaps? A napkin? Sponge? Washcloth? I don't want Penelope to see me with muddy paws. First date. Oh, and then a dollop of lotion would be lovely."
---Henry
---Henry
November 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"Anybody in here got a hand towel? A Wet-Nap, perhaps? A napkin? Sponge? Washcloth? I don't want Penelope to see me with muddy paws. First date. Oh, and then a dollop of lotion would be lovely."
---Henry
---Henry
Around this time of year the hippocampus part of a squirrel's brain actually gets larger so they're better able to remember where they buried their nuts. I wish science would study how that process works so it could be applied to humans who lose their car keys and smartphones. Ha ha ha!
November 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Around this time of year the hippocampus part of a squirrel's brain actually gets larger so they're better able to remember where they buried their nuts. I wish science would study how that process works so it could be applied to humans who lose their car keys and smartphones. Ha ha ha!
November 1st and Henry continues his winter thickening...
November 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
November 1st and Henry continues his winter thickening...