Important followup question: what would Jeffrey Epstein’s wrestling intro song be???

Can I have it?

Seriously, FUCK Boundless.

Writers, do not publish with them.

Agents, do not submit to them.

Bookstores, do not carry their books.

Any company that thinks torching this many authors will result in being able to “continue publishing and rebuild trust” is delusional and deserves to die.

And the Mac would get jealous because Dennis is so obsessed with Hunter and then Frank and Charlie would have side plot where they find Hunter’s OTHER laptop and prove he’s involved in an entirely different global conspiracy but it ends up being inconsequential overall

He and Dea would have the love story of the century and Dennis would be extremely jealous (of Dea)