William Gerrard
@billgerrard.bsky.social
The Screenwriter who employs his Leisure ill
“Baby, don't worry. It's not a worm.”
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
“Baby, don't worry. It's not a worm.”
I’ve been taking photos of funny/bizarre LA vanity plates for 6 years now, and this is easily the strangest, most disturbing one I’ve seen yet
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I’ve been taking photos of funny/bizarre LA vanity plates for 6 years now, and this is easily the strangest, most disturbing one I’ve seen yet
An all-time great Etsy find
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
An all-time great Etsy find
The results for Michael Caine are admittedly impressive
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The results for Michael Caine are admittedly impressive
His telepathic mutant brother growing out of his chest card never declines
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
His telepathic mutant brother growing out of his chest card never declines
Imagine your doctor doing this while you’re choking
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Imagine your doctor doing this while you’re choking
JIMMY STEWART: Uncle Billy, th-that’s a J, not a G!
UNCLE BILLY (confused): Genius with a J…
JIMMY STEWART: You put eight thousand dollars in a bank that spells Genius with a J?!
UNCLE BILLY: Genius with a J…
UNCLE BILLY (confused): Genius with a J…
JIMMY STEWART: You put eight thousand dollars in a bank that spells Genius with a J?!
UNCLE BILLY: Genius with a J…
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
JIMMY STEWART: Uncle Billy, th-that’s a J, not a G!
UNCLE BILLY (confused): Genius with a J…
JIMMY STEWART: You put eight thousand dollars in a bank that spells Genius with a J?!
UNCLE BILLY: Genius with a J…
UNCLE BILLY (confused): Genius with a J…
JIMMY STEWART: You put eight thousand dollars in a bank that spells Genius with a J?!
UNCLE BILLY: Genius with a J…
It’s not a thirst trap, it’s a
November 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It’s not a thirst trap, it’s a
Incredibly courageous to take part in this conversation with a name like that
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Incredibly courageous to take part in this conversation with a name like that
This cover idea beat out one that focused on Cuomo’s loss with the headline “Italian Iced”
November 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This cover idea beat out one that focused on Cuomo’s loss with the headline “Italian Iced”
New Yorkers forgot about this, smh
November 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
New Yorkers forgot about this, smh
No, George, no!!!
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
No, George, no!!!
Man that’s bleak
November 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Man that’s bleak
Saw Jesus’s car in LA
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Saw Jesus’s car in LA
The best thing about my favorite coffee & spaghetti shop is the way the barista lovingly prepares my spaghetti with his bare hands
October 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The best thing about my favorite coffee & spaghetti shop is the way the barista lovingly prepares my spaghetti with his bare hands
On Twitter, someone replied to this post with an AI image of my favorite coffee & spaghetti shop, where people drink unhealthily large amounts of cappuccino and eat spaghetti with the fork handle in their mouths
October 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
On Twitter, someone replied to this post with an AI image of my favorite coffee & spaghetti shop, where people drink unhealthily large amounts of cappuccino and eat spaghetti with the fork handle in their mouths
Modern version of “Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God”
October 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Modern version of “Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God”
Dogs, if we’re being perfectly honest
October 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Dogs, if we’re being perfectly honest
My 5yo son colored this primal feast image for my birthday yesterday
October 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My 5yo son colored this primal feast image for my birthday yesterday
You wake up in your bedroom on a space station to find your long-dead wife sitting across from you. How do you open?
October 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
You wake up in your bedroom on a space station to find your long-dead wife sitting across from you. How do you open?
Really? She proved that external objects exist outside of our representations of them? I must have missed that.
October 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Really? She proved that external objects exist outside of our representations of them? I must have missed that.