How to stop the Tush Push:

Step 1. Have Vita Vea.
Step 2. You don’t need a Step 2.

I’m hoping Benjamin Morrison is the sleeper we need in our secondary.

Or perhaps, “you bought it, you broke it.”

The problem is that Hegseth wouldn’t know a “patriotic duty” if one bit him in the ass.

Greg, they’re hoping he dies. Or is already dead. Remember, this is a fundamentally racist and cruel administration, headed by fundamentally racist and cruel people.

Can someone explain this to me like I’m 5?

Squirrel!

At the rate he’s going, by the end of the month his money will barely make it down the block.

I’m forever envious of you handy folks.

He’ll fall in line. He always does.

🚂