@billesq.bsky.social
To be fair, the failed bombing in Iran was not the first time Trump couldn’t go deep enough.
June 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
To be fair, the failed bombing in Iran was not the first time Trump couldn’t go deep enough.
Habemus papam Americanus!
May 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Habemus papam Americanus!
Recall Trump’s musings about sending US citizens to El Salvador, signaling that Abrego Garcia was only the beginning, and then ask yourself whether these registries will stop with autism. Now consider these proposals in conjunction.
April 24, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Recall Trump’s musings about sending US citizens to El Salvador, signaling that Abrego Garcia was only the beginning, and then ask yourself whether these registries will stop with autism. Now consider these proposals in conjunction.
Once you read the Abrego Garcia matter in conjunction with the autism registry proposal, their intentions come into terrifying clarity.
April 24, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Once you read the Abrego Garcia matter in conjunction with the autism registry proposal, their intentions come into terrifying clarity.
It is a thing of beauty that the last official act Pope Francis took on this Earth was to tell that sniveling shitbag JD Vance to get well and truly fucked.
April 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM
It is a thing of beauty that the last official act Pope Francis took on this Earth was to tell that sniveling shitbag JD Vance to get well and truly fucked.
This is your friendly reminder that Kilmar Abrego Garcia has 34 fewer felony convictions than Donald Trump.
April 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This is your friendly reminder that Kilmar Abrego Garcia has 34 fewer felony convictions than Donald Trump.
Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a trial balloon, mark my fucking words.
April 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a trial balloon, mark my fucking words.
What fresh hell is this?
April 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
What fresh hell is this?
English is weird.
I say “I want to eat chicken,” no one cares.
I say “I want to eat *a* chicken,” and I get all kinds of weird looks.
I say “I want to eat chicken,” no one cares.
I say “I want to eat *a* chicken,” and I get all kinds of weird looks.
April 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
English is weird.
I say “I want to eat chicken,” no one cares.
I say “I want to eat *a* chicken,” and I get all kinds of weird looks.
I say “I want to eat chicken,” no one cares.
I say “I want to eat *a* chicken,” and I get all kinds of weird looks.
Dow’s dropping faster than Matt Gaetz’s dick around adult women.
April 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Dow’s dropping faster than Matt Gaetz’s dick around adult women.
Hey, Trump voters: What do transgender 7 year olds and your retirement investments have in common?
Neither exist.
Neither exist.
April 4, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Hey, Trump voters: What do transgender 7 year olds and your retirement investments have in common?
Neither exist.
Neither exist.
I am convinced that the *sole* reason anyone thinks Elon Musk is a genius is because he tents his fingers when he speaks.
April 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I am convinced that the *sole* reason anyone thinks Elon Musk is a genius is because he tents his fingers when he speaks.
Seeing a lot of overlap between “Trump Derangement Syndrome” and “Decent Human Being.”
March 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Seeing a lot of overlap between “Trump Derangement Syndrome” and “Decent Human Being.”
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Pete Hegseth just texted me. I can’t give details, but apparently I have, like, 2 hours to learn to fly an F-16.
March 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Pete Hegseth just texted me. I can’t give details, but apparently I have, like, 2 hours to learn to fly an F-16.
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Pete Hegseth is a danger to this country and our men and women in uniform.
March 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Pete Hegseth is a danger to this country and our men and women in uniform.
In #PeteHegseth defense, he was probably drunk.
March 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
In #PeteHegseth defense, he was probably drunk.
Regarding @fetterman.senate.gov , I’m not mad. Just disappointed.
March 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Regarding @fetterman.senate.gov , I’m not mad. Just disappointed.
The Dems need to go full fucking British House of Commons on Trump’s ass tonight at SOTU. Do not let that traitor breathe a fucking word.
#SOTU
#SOTU
March 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The Dems need to go full fucking British House of Commons on Trump’s ass tonight at SOTU. Do not let that traitor breathe a fucking word.
#SOTU
#SOTU
JD Vance microwaves fish in the breakroom.
March 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
JD Vance microwaves fish in the breakroom.
How long before these jagoffs change the national anthem to “America, Fuck Yeah?”
March 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
How long before these jagoffs change the national anthem to “America, Fuck Yeah?”
Dear World,
We think he’s an asshole too.
Sincerely,
The American People
We think he’s an asshole too.
Sincerely,
The American People
March 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Dear World,
We think he’s an asshole too.
Sincerely,
The American People
We think he’s an asshole too.
Sincerely,
The American People