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Bill Eager
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My place for positivity and creativity. I’m a software engineer, a home cook, a health and fitness enthusiast, an aspiring world traveler, and a musical tinkerer. Go Bills, Go Yanks, YNWA. Do it today. Do it tomorrow.
A little “almost” omurice, because I had the demi, and I had the desire to be humbled by eggs. Tastes good though! 🍽️
August 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Google Gemini is just ChatGPT if it took its meds. Just as good, not as fawning and obsequious.
July 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Love the Thunder. Love a small market team. Love teams that just don’t care about the narrative.

Saw the Thunder this season in OKC on a random Tuesday for like $7. Now they’re world champs.
June 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I introduced my wife and my mother in law to ChatGPT and now they’re arguing with each other about the answers they each got to the same questions.
June 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My friend keeps bragging about inventing automatic sunblock. Listen man, I’m happy for you, but you don’t have to rub it in.
May 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
One terrifying and unexpected part of getting older as a millennial is seeing dates for things you posted on the internet become unfathomably long ago.

It’s on the internet, why does it say I posted it “27 years ago”? 😳
April 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Sesame tofu 🍽️
April 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Shrimp & Grits 🍽️
April 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Given the volatility in the markets and chaos in trade policy, a question comes to mind that is now more important than ever:

Do any of you fellas know a guy by the name of Bill Brasky?
April 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands
April 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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president tweeted "no hot dog" and i lost $5 trillion dollars but today he tweet "hot dog back" and i got 5 trillion hot dog
April 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This paragraph in the history book is going to be titled “Trump Pump-and-Dump”
April 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
March 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Not lookin good for Gorgonzola
March 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Just put popcorn on a corn chip and ate it. It’s called haute cuisine, look it up. 🍽️
March 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Late charges and processing fees for highway tolls by mail are junk fees and should be outlawed. Tolls by mail scammers should also be given life imprisonment, and all toll payments need to be on a .gov domain. In the first 90 days of my administration, I
March 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I couldn’t possibly eat a whole Ronaldo, so I’m going to order the Ronaldinho instead.
March 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Tonight’s quick creamy pasta concoction: spinach and artichoke with chicken sausage.

Sauté protein and veg. 1/3 cup white wine, 1/3 cup milk, 1/3 cup half and half, Parm. Simmer, add to pasta cooked in 4 cups salted water when mostly reduced. Stir to combine, then heat low to desired consistency. 🍽️
March 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Easy creamy pasta, my lower-fat technique:

- cook 1lb pasta in 4-5 cups water + 5g salt
- in dutch oven sauté ingredients (tonight: chix sausage, onion, pepper)
- deglaze w/ white wine, heat to low, simmer w/ 1c half and half and 4oz grated romano
- add in pasta AND WATER, simmer until thickened. 🍽️
February 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Adults Preach Benefits of Eating Vegetables, Yet Some Toddlers Disagree: Inside a Growing Ideological Divide in America
February 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Going to write a novel about a werewolf who has to hide his identity to keep his corporate job and call it Beast Regards
February 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The camera doesn’t like this spicy bacon miso ramen, but it tastes just as good as you can imagine! 🍽️
February 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Reacher is Emily in Paris for men.

Talk amongst yourselves.
February 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM