Joe
@billcrimbers.bsky.social
i am the ruler of my own destiny. cpr certified. he/him.
david s pumpkins will be coming down my chimney tonight baby
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
david s pumpkins will be coming down my chimney tonight baby
any of you folks read the illiad
August 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
any of you folks read the illiad
“we are looking for the best places to eat and hang out in buffalo”
“this secret diner in east amherst”
you LIED! stop telling me you’re looking for places to eat in buffalo and then recommend a place in the suburbs, im NOT driving 30 minutes to eat a shitty cuban sandwich as Jim’s Tavern Clarence
“this secret diner in east amherst”
you LIED! stop telling me you’re looking for places to eat in buffalo and then recommend a place in the suburbs, im NOT driving 30 minutes to eat a shitty cuban sandwich as Jim’s Tavern Clarence
July 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
“we are looking for the best places to eat and hang out in buffalo”
“this secret diner in east amherst”
you LIED! stop telling me you’re looking for places to eat in buffalo and then recommend a place in the suburbs, im NOT driving 30 minutes to eat a shitty cuban sandwich as Jim’s Tavern Clarence
“this secret diner in east amherst”
you LIED! stop telling me you’re looking for places to eat in buffalo and then recommend a place in the suburbs, im NOT driving 30 minutes to eat a shitty cuban sandwich as Jim’s Tavern Clarence
don’t talk shit about the buffalo zoo or i will fight you
June 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
don’t talk shit about the buffalo zoo or i will fight you
perhaps i am now the plant man…
June 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
perhaps i am now the plant man…
yes mr trump… i’d like a word…. YOU’re fired!!!!
April 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
yes mr trump… i’d like a word…. YOU’re fired!!!!
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The Whammy Weenie is BACK for the final season at Highmark Stadium!
All the details on the return of the popular 1982 noise maker: bufbills.co/4477okJ
All the details on the return of the popular 1982 noise maker: bufbills.co/4477okJ
April 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The Whammy Weenie is BACK for the final season at Highmark Stadium!
All the details on the return of the popular 1982 noise maker: bufbills.co/4477okJ
All the details on the return of the popular 1982 noise maker: bufbills.co/4477okJ
destroy the scajaquada, and get rid of that fuckass golf course in delaware park. we need to start wrecking shit that ruined our city
March 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
destroy the scajaquada, and get rid of that fuckass golf course in delaware park. we need to start wrecking shit that ruined our city
Tupper St Terror got robbed. It literally swallowed a truck
…And then there were 4️⃣.
Vote in our Final Four bracket and help determine which potholes face off for the ultimate prize — worst pothole in Buffalo.
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Vote in our Final Four bracket and help determine which potholes face off for the ultimate prize — worst pothole in Buffalo.
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March 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Tupper St Terror got robbed. It literally swallowed a truck
hey this is about 300 feet from my apartment! this could’ve been me on my way to work!
7 News has obtained surveillance video that shows the moment a pickup truck was swallowed by a sinkhole.
Surveillance video captures moment when pickup truck was swallowed by sinkhole in Buffalo
7 News has obtained surveillance video that shows the moment a pickup truck was swallowed by a sinkhole.
www.wkbw.com
March 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
hey this is about 300 feet from my apartment! this could’ve been me on my way to work!
buffalo summer gonna hit hard this year, i cannot wait
March 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
buffalo summer gonna hit hard this year, i cannot wait
if you are unhappy greg rousseau was resigned, i’m sorry to say you need to have your north tonawanda water tested, because your brain has officially rotted
March 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
if you are unhappy greg rousseau was resigned, i’m sorry to say you need to have your north tonawanda water tested, because your brain has officially rotted
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March 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
for anyone CURRENTLY on the Norwegian Epic: the shakers bar is the best, floor 7
March 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
for anyone CURRENTLY on the Norwegian Epic: the shakers bar is the best, floor 7
darkness…. makes ya think man…. where the fuck are the whales…?
March 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
darkness…. makes ya think man…. where the fuck are the whales…?
VACATION ONE DAY AWAY
February 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
VACATION ONE DAY AWAY
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I’m deeply grateful to have earned the trust and endorsement of the Erie County Democratic Committee after months of hard work — knocking on doors, meeting with committee members, and listening to the concerns of people across Buffalo. 🧵(1/3)
February 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I’m deeply grateful to have earned the trust and endorsement of the Erie County Democratic Committee after months of hard work — knocking on doors, meeting with committee members, and listening to the concerns of people across Buffalo. 🧵(1/3)
bro even the official erie county account using AI generated photos 😭 we are so cooked man
🚒 When it snows, make sure fire hydrants on your property & in the neighborhood are clear:
• Remove snow, ice, or other obstructions.
• Clear about 3-foot perimeter around each hydrant—allows easy access for firefighters.
• Make a path from hydrant to the street.
More winter tips: erie.gov/winter
• Remove snow, ice, or other obstructions.
• Clear about 3-foot perimeter around each hydrant—allows easy access for firefighters.
• Make a path from hydrant to the street.
More winter tips: erie.gov/winter
February 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
bro even the official erie county account using AI generated photos 😭 we are so cooked man
jelly roll is not a real celebrity and no one can convince me he is
February 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
jelly roll is not a real celebrity and no one can convince me he is
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Charlene Mallory, in honor of NFL MVP Josh Allen, wore shirt to Super Bowl that says ‘Our Hero.’ At St. Luke’s Mission of Mercy, admiring friends - thrilled she’s going - say those words apply to her. My @buffalonews.com column, with @libbymarch.bsky.social images: buffalonews.com/news/local/c...
Sean Kirst: From St. Luke's, selfless 'glue at the place' goes to the Super Bowl
Charlene Mallory, a missionary at St. Luke’s Mission of Mercy, is among 500 nationwide “unsung heroes” who received Super Bowl tickets from the NFL.
buffalonews.com
February 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Charlene Mallory, in honor of NFL MVP Josh Allen, wore shirt to Super Bowl that says ‘Our Hero.’ At St. Luke’s Mission of Mercy, admiring friends - thrilled she’s going - say those words apply to her. My @buffalonews.com column, with @libbymarch.bsky.social images: buffalonews.com/news/local/c...
had to double check this was the onion 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Harrison Butker Announces He Can’t Kick If Women Are Watching.
We're fading the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX after Harrison Butker announced cannot and will not kick if girls are watching.
We're fading the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX after Harrison Butker announced cannot and will not kick if girls are watching.
February 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
had to double check this was the onion 🤣🤣🤣🤣
i don’t need more time: nope! pay it!
The Buffalo Urban Renewal Agency said it needs more time to consider forgiving a $560,000 loan to Braymiller Market, the downtown grocery store that closed in December.
buffalonews.com/news/local/g...
buffalonews.com/news/local/g...
Braymiller loan repayment decision delayed by a month
The Buffalo Urban Renewal Agency said it needs more time to consider forgiving a $560,000 loan to Braymiller Market, the downtown grocery store that closed in December.
buffalonews.com
February 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i don’t need more time: nope! pay it!
i like the onion in fact i’m subscribed to their newspaper, but if i see one more comment like “had to check if it was real or not because you never really know in todays society” oh my god shut the fuck up
Department Of Interior Bans Unlikely Animal Friendships
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Department Of Interior Bans Unlikely Animal Friendships
WASHINGTON—Fulfilling a campaign promise made by President Donald Trump, the U.S. Department of the Interior announced Wednesday that it was enacting a ban on unlikely animal friendships, effective immediately. “Starting today, any animal found frolicking or snuggling with an animal of another species—for example, a chimp cuddling a puppy or a magpie preening a pig—is […]
theonion.com
February 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
i like the onion in fact i’m subscribed to their newspaper, but if i see one more comment like “had to check if it was real or not because you never really know in todays society” oh my god shut the fuck up
just talked to the groundhog. yeah. said whole things fucked. the snow, the cold, yep, all of it.
February 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
just talked to the groundhog. yeah. said whole things fucked. the snow, the cold, yep, all of it.
goodnight sweet prince
Bills All-Pro safety Micah Hyde announced that, after playing 12 seasons, he is retiring from the NFL.
February 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
goodnight sweet prince