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Bil Gaines
@bilgaines.bsky.social
proud new dungeon master to a dwarf, an elf, a centaur, an Aasimar, and a Tortle
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Whoa...I was surprised by Bil Gaines last night with this sweet broadside for a poem from my book "High Moose Alert"! Blown away by the detail and love that went into this. Thank you, Bill! @bilgaines.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
May 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’m a professional
April 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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I’m not “inactive” on Bluesky, it’s just that my anonymous burner account is way better at making friends
April 23, 2024 at 2:03 PM
The frequency is low but the quality is also low
March 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I have never been to a party where people say nice things about AI and I’m sure there are parties out there where people do say nice things about AI but low key I kinda don’t ever want to go to one of those parties
March 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I am feeling very attacked
August 28, 2024 at 1:38 AM
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social chooseancestry halfling
July 10, 2024 at 1:51 AM
July 9, 2024 at 1:33 AM
*opens the fridge*

gotta be some cheese or something in here
July 7, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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..and now it’s time for Sunday Science..
July 7, 2024 at 3:22 PM
July 7, 2024 at 6:49 PM
July 7, 2024 at 6:49 PM
July 7, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Here you go
June 11, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I’m not “inactive” on Bluesky, it’s just that my anonymous burner account is way better at making friends
April 23, 2024 at 2:03 PM
People who grew up watching The Simpsons are coming into power. We must pave the way for people who grew up watching SpongeBob SquarePants and step aside when it is time.
March 11, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Bleachers - Bleachers

The songwriting is sharp, the band is tight, the saxophones rule…I was having a hard time pinpointing just why I was left with an overwhelming sense of underwhelm, so I used Excel to refine my data and I believe I’ve found my answer.
March 9, 2024 at 1:32 AM
ME: I have a professional quality camera and powerful editing software on a supercomputer that fits in my pants pocket

GUY IN 1955: What’s software?
March 3, 2024 at 7:06 AM
I…remember this app. It’s like a dream that was weird so you try to forget it but it turns out it was a prophecy and things keep coming true and it’s just not going to leave me alone
January 27, 2024 at 6:29 AM
New Year’s post (forgot to do it before going to bed after midnight last night, but who cares)
January 1, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Six and a half hours till midnight, I can still do a Barbenheimer
January 1, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Final logo design of 2023, what fresh nightmare clients will 2024 bring
January 1, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT IT IS OKAY TO SMOKE TOO MUCH WEED AND GO TO SLEEP BEFORE MIDNIGHT.
January 1, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Tattoo design for a weird friend! It’s fluorine (you know, from the periodic table of elements) but the nine electrons are instead the nine planets of the solar system (don’t bring up Pluto’s status, that’s not what bluesky is for)
December 31, 2023 at 3:33 AM