Big Tom Dempsey vibes with that one (other than the whole half of a foot thing)

Looking forward to seeing this in my inbox

Is that not the Loc-Nar from Heavy Metal? 🤘

Pretty sure nobody in Santa Barbara has ever said they’re from LA. I think it’s more like “how do you know somebody is from Santa Barbara? They’ll tell you.”

Sometimes the material just writes itself

“I think the young people enjoy it when I ‘get down’ verbally, don't you?”

I have an invite to my 40 year reunion sitting in my inbox, and after seeing what a lot of my classmates post on Facebook, I am really hesitant to go.

Once, I discovered I had a warrant out for me (failed to clear up a fix-it ticket) when I saw my name in a newspaper ad that the local DA (or superior court, I can't remember) placed. That was one of the more chilling points of my life.

Happy to see Rice Lake representing

I didn’t see where I was supposed to get my payment. Soros lied to me!