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four weeks since top surgery 🩷
December 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Two weeks after top surgery!

Def have some annoying swelling below the underarms and my armpits are a bit raw & sensitive from the medical tape securing the bandages that cover my nipples, but otherwise healing has been decent

(labelled photo as graphic media just in case but it isn’t too bad)
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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IT’S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY !!!
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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coworker asked if i got good seats and i was like i got the seats i WANTED bc i didn’t wanna spend too much lmao but the view still isn’t that bad bc this photo on viewfrommyseat is only one row back from the tickets i got so i am v content
September 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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started putting together a cute little miniature bookstore model on saturday, and worked on it more today to get the foundation and electrical work done 🩷 most of the work left is a bunch of little accessories/props/clutter but all the big stuff is done ☺️
September 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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I trust y’all’s opinion esp regarding queer horror movels, this one sounds really good but it has pregnancy (of I’m assuming a trans male character) as a major plot point. Is this book and/or author good enough/worth putting this on my tbr despite my aversion to pregnancy & pregnancy-related plots?
a mostly black book cover titled “You Weren’t Meant to Be Human” by author Andrew Joseph White. The title text is stylized as having worms crawling in and out of the letters.
September 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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tried my hand at one of those little wooden craft build kits :3
September 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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we went to the local HUGE tabletop gaming store where i found another set of cheap dice that match The Vibe and took a photo of a set of metal dice that i would LOVE to use specifically for this game bc of how well it fits the theme w the Black Stag but the set is,,,40 dollars,,,,🥲
September 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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so i got baby’s first ttrpg recently (with a cheap set of dice that goes with the Vibe) and now i just have to……learn how to play a ttrpg looool

(the Old Gods Of Appalachia ttrpg uses the cypher system but in general i have never played a ttrpg so there is a learning curve there)
September 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I did a couple of cute minecraft cosplays at otakon this weekend 🩷
August 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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found in my fb memories from FOURTEEN YEARS AGO is my outfit for my first pride (my city celebrates in july)
a girl with long hair hanging over one eye is taking a mirror selfie. she is wearing a patterned rainbow tiedye bikini top, a rainbow tutu, a rainbow stud belt, purple fishnet arm warmers, and hot pink rainbow-cheetah print tights
July 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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pride is 365 fuckin days a year 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
a straight/faced mirror selfie another mirror selfie but this time smiling
June 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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realized i haven’t posted a book haul in a while so here’s a stack of what i’ve obtained in my last few bookstore trips (two kingfisher books have been read since purchasing)
a stack of books including- Roarings From Further Out: four weird novellas by Algernon Blackwood A Spell For Change by Nicole Jarvis Thornhedge by T. Kingfisher Godkiller by Hannah Kaner What Feasts At Night by T. Kingfisher Amplitudes: stories of queer and trans futurity edited by Lee Mandelo A House With Good Bones by T. Kingfisher Someoje You Can Build A Nest In by John Wiswell Eat The Ones You Love by Sarah Maria Griffin Grey Dog by Elliot Gish A Betrayal of Storms by Ben Alderson The Raven Scholar by Antonia Hodgson
May 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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we got new cookware delivered and:
a photo of a piece of cardboard (the top of a box) that reads “THIS IS A SET // DO NOT SEPARATE”
May 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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this is the skin i am referencing, which is meant to be a woodland elf
a diagonal shot of a mincraft skin (blocky, pixely person). the girl has green eyes and long curly/wavy ginger haiir falling over one shoulder. she has small deer antlers swooping along the sides of her head, and a sunflower hairpin on the right side of her head at the apex of her hair part. she is also wearing an off-shoulder cream long sleeve top with a brown underbust/harness with two yellow or gold buckles in front. on her bottom half, she is wearing an asymmetrical green skirt to what can assumed to be knee-length. she is wearing cream-colored high socks, with one of them drawn to appear slightly rolled down or slouched. over the socks she is wearing some type of brown boots.
May 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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yeahhhhhh it’s a no from me
a screenshot of a conversation: [outgoing] Hello, I'm doing decently well and I hope you are too. I appreciate the confirmation that you will refer to me with male pronouns, but I'm genuinely curious of your reason for messaging me when your profile lists you as straight while looking for a relationship or play partner etc? [incoming] Hello again, thank you, any plans tonight? No specific reason, mostly did because of the location being is close in distance and I enjoyed reading your profile. [incoming] I also liked that you're into puppy play.
May 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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songxue
a screenshot from twitter: Luhaenten @luhaenten [Flirting] You scare me in a way I find oddly arousing.
May 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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this was all one order during our peak 🤪
a counter with four drink trays sitting on it, each with four drinks on them for a total of 16 various coffee drinks. there are people in the background sitting at tables having conversations while they enjoy their coffees
May 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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the actual most painfully generic copypaste message
a screenshot of an incoming message that reads: “Hey I saw your profile and it caught my eye so I figured I'd reach out! Single male here who's in very good shape looking for like minded individuals just wanted to shoot you a message chat and see where things go!”
May 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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it’s been 26 days since the “emergency fix” of our broken basement window and they have finally replaced the wooden board with an ACTUAL WINDOW
a photo of a small basement window woth the blinds drawn up to expose the glass. on the left side is an older pane with dirt all over it from the outside, and on the right side is a brand new pane with fresh glue keeping it in place. you can see a few tiny weeds on the other side of the window well a photo of the same basement window, but this time it has a wooden board screwed into place to block the entirety of the window and not just the broken pane
April 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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fantastic 🙃
a screenshot of a text that reads: >Today 1:07 PM Wegmans Rx : Hi [Kel] your TESTOSTERONE 1% (50 MG/5 G) PK is currently on backorder due to manufacturing delays. We will continue to try to order daily and notify you when it's ready. For any urgent needs, please contact the pharmacy to discuss possible alternatives. If you have any questions, please contact us at [greyed out phone number]
April 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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mission accomplished
a newly constructed black l-shaped desk. on the left side there are 4 small fabric drawers, on the right side there is one small favric drawer and a larger “filing cabinet” style drawer. there is also a monitor stand on the left side and a desk chair sits in the middle. there are various items on the desk including drink cups
April 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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I’ve been listening to fall out boy’s folie a deux album all the way thru for the first time recently and this is my official song tier list organized by “enjoyment level” rather than in order from fave to least-fave bc tbh i love the entire album, i just enjoy the back half a bit more
heading: folie a deux s-tier/would scream in delight @ a concert [underlined] -west coast smoker -wams -headfirst slide faves/would be excited to hear at a concert [underlined] -20 dollar nosebleed -pavlove -disloyal order -coffees for closers -27 -tiffany blews -i don’t care casually enjoy/would appreciate hearing live [underlined] -what a catch donnie -americas suitehearts -she’s my winona -shipped gold standard
February 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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they sellin kinks here
a sign that says: EXEC-U-SHINE HOSPITALITY SERVICES Featuring: "The Celebrity BootBLACK" SHINE 'N-Go! Service Shoe Polishing Amenity® Available By Appointment www.celebritybootblack.com dino@celebritybootblack.com”
February 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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glaceon for katsu day 2 ❄️
a bathroom selfie of a person dressed in a light blue cropped cableknit sweater with matching tube skirt, both have heart-shaped plastic gems on them. the person is also wearing white tights and big light blue&teal chunky platform boots (a knockoff of the demonia Camel design). they also are wearing a headband with blue pokemon ears and a silvery white curly bob wig and a light blue wite-wrapped crystal nacklace
February 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM