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i would probably be feeling more cabin fever if i actually felt up for doing things but my latest adventure was going downstairs to the living room today to watch the same stuff I’ve been watching in my bedroom this whole time
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
i would probably be feeling more cabin fever if i actually felt up for doing things but my latest adventure was going downstairs to the living room today to watch the same stuff I’ve been watching in my bedroom this whole time
four and a half more days of this first week of recovery 🥴
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
four and a half more days of this first week of recovery 🥴
the cruel and unusual punishment of getting my fucking period the day after my top surgery 🙃
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
the cruel and unusual punishment of getting my fucking period the day after my top surgery 🙃
got home from surgery around 2.5hrs ago and healing now 🩷 it’s a lil rough out here but we’re making the best of it
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
got home from surgery around 2.5hrs ago and healing now 🩷 it’s a lil rough out here but we’re making the best of it
top surgery tomorrow morning 🩷
November 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
top surgery tomorrow morning 🩷
i cannot properly express just how much i am dreading going back to work tomorrow for Special Cup Promo
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i cannot properly express just how much i am dreading going back to work tomorrow for Special Cup Promo
oh yeah another fantastic development at [coffee shop] that not many people know about is that as of a month ago they made it a policy that nobody can preventatively wear a face mask unless they have a documented accommodation to wear one 😃😃
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
oh yeah another fantastic development at [coffee shop] that not many people know about is that as of a month ago they made it a policy that nobody can preventatively wear a face mask unless they have a documented accommodation to wear one 😃😃
seeing sabrina carpenter in toronto tonight and this morning we walked to a little mom-and-pop cafe for breakfast and between the latte & the fresh breakfast with local ingredients and sitting at a table looking out at the bustling city street, I think I reached an ultimate state of bliss
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
seeing sabrina carpenter in toronto tonight and this morning we walked to a little mom-and-pop cafe for breakfast and between the latte & the fresh breakfast with local ingredients and sitting at a table looking out at the bustling city street, I think I reached an ultimate state of bliss
i love getting paired with an unsafe driver 🥴
October 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
i love getting paired with an unsafe driver 🥴
“there’s like a rule 34 in fandoms but for piss” is a sentence that came out of my mouth today and my sibling just covered their face w their hands in embarrassment lmfao
October 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
“there’s like a rule 34 in fandoms but for piss” is a sentence that came out of my mouth today and my sibling just covered their face w their hands in embarrassment lmfao
I will unfortunately not be signing up for the sxx this year, but FORTUNATELY it is bc I’m getting top surgery next month!!! I might delve into the treat sheet if I’m feeling Up To It as I get further along in my healing process and also would not have a set deadline to make so!! there’s that
October 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I will unfortunately not be signing up for the sxx this year, but FORTUNATELY it is bc I’m getting top surgery next month!!! I might delve into the treat sheet if I’m feeling Up To It as I get further along in my healing process and also would not have a set deadline to make so!! there’s that
marianas trench starting to go lowkey viral bc of josh ramsay’s cover of defying gravity, what an incredible time we live in
October 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
marianas trench starting to go lowkey viral bc of josh ramsay’s cover of defying gravity, what an incredible time we live in
i desperately want to be the person that is not on social media but i am unfortunately addicted to scrolling twitter and taking psychic damage every other post
October 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
i desperately want to be the person that is not on social media but i am unfortunately addicted to scrolling twitter and taking psychic damage every other post
the ssv that put in his two weeks is having it out with the store manager right now while only partially in the back room and the vibes are r a n c i d
October 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
the ssv that put in his two weeks is having it out with the store manager right now while only partially in the back room and the vibes are r a n c i d
god, someone tell me not to desperately apply to any retail job i can find and take a $2+tips paycut and lose benefits for it simply bc i can’t fuckin standing working here anymore
October 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
god, someone tell me not to desperately apply to any retail job i can find and take a $2+tips paycut and lose benefits for it simply bc i can’t fuckin standing working here anymore
i slept until 1:30pm and then proceeded to nap for half the day and am still tired so i am deeply suspecting that i’m either coming down with something or ***** ** ***
September 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i slept until 1:30pm and then proceeded to nap for half the day and am still tired so i am deeply suspecting that i’m either coming down with something or ***** ** ***
LOVER DEAREST X GOOD TO YOU, BUFFALO WON SO BAD THANK YOU MARIANAS TRENCH
September 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
LOVER DEAREST X GOOD TO YOU, BUFFALO WON SO BAD THANK YOU MARIANAS TRENCH
it’s the people in their buffalo bills jerseys at the marianas trench concert that clearly went straight from the bills game to the concert
September 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
it’s the people in their buffalo bills jerseys at the marianas trench concert that clearly went straight from the bills game to the concert
I’m so ecstatic that marianas trench decided to add a phantoms song into the second leg of the force of nature tour setlist (only the lonely survive) but I would absolutely DIE of euphoria if they played echoes of you at tomorrow’s buffalo show 😩😍
September 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I’m so ecstatic that marianas trench decided to add a phantoms song into the second leg of the force of nature tour setlist (only the lonely survive) but I would absolutely DIE of euphoria if they played echoes of you at tomorrow’s buffalo show 😩😍
our fucking water heater went out :’)
September 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
our fucking water heater went out :’)
skipping the munch I’ve been looking forward to bc I’m bleeding for some fucking reason so I’m already miserable & can’t cancel going to our friend’s birthday party tonight but if I go to the munch then i’ll be nonstop from work at 4:30am til post-party at like 10pm with no break & i can’t do it 😞
September 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
skipping the munch I’ve been looking forward to bc I’m bleeding for some fucking reason so I’m already miserable & can’t cancel going to our friend’s birthday party tonight but if I go to the munch then i’ll be nonstop from work at 4:30am til post-party at like 10pm with no break & i can’t do it 😞
secured mcr tickets today AND seeing marianas trench this sunday??? i stay winning
September 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
secured mcr tickets today AND seeing marianas trench this sunday??? i stay winning
WE SECURED TICKETS TO MCR IN NYC NEXT AUGUST AAAAAAAAAAA
September 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
WE SECURED TICKETS TO MCR IN NYC NEXT AUGUST AAAAAAAAAAA
started putting together a cute little miniature bookstore model on saturday, and worked on it more today to get the foundation and electrical work done 🩷 most of the work left is a bunch of little accessories/props/clutter but all the big stuff is done ☺️
September 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
started putting together a cute little miniature bookstore model on saturday, and worked on it more today to get the foundation and electrical work done 🩷 most of the work left is a bunch of little accessories/props/clutter but all the big stuff is done ☺️
been the most consistent with my tgel than i have in a long fuckin time and i can tell simply by how horny i am
September 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
been the most consistent with my tgel than i have in a long fuckin time and i can tell simply by how horny i am