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i need to smoke a joint………..for research purposes
July 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
i need to smoke a joint………..for research purposes
getting breakfast for dinner after seeing superman…and a hot cocoa for dessert…i love free will
July 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
getting breakfast for dinner after seeing superman…and a hot cocoa for dessert…i love free will
me talking about john walker: "i am actively combating the military industrial complex everytime i hold his hand actually"
July 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
me talking about john walker: "i am actively combating the military industrial complex everytime i hold his hand actually"
inside you there are two wolves. these are mine.
July 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
inside you there are two wolves. these are mine.
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*causally dropping $100+ on a vibrator* the returns on this investment are gonna be HUGE-
July 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
*causally dropping $100+ on a vibrator* the returns on this investment are gonna be HUGE-
hey guys. i might have to quit caffeine.
July 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
hey guys. i might have to quit caffeine.
tried to open tumblr on my work computer like an idiot and was welcomed with the sight of john walker on a leash for a poly ship between him bob and bucky. same as it ever was.
July 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
tried to open tumblr on my work computer like an idiot and was welcomed with the sight of john walker on a leash for a poly ship between him bob and bucky. same as it ever was.
if you ever feel like killing yourself, just eat a really good piece of your favorite fruit. a juicy slice of watermelon. a crisp apple. a tender tangerine. i promise it will bring you back from the brink and show you one of the smallest blessings and beauties of life.
July 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
if you ever feel like killing yourself, just eat a really good piece of your favorite fruit. a juicy slice of watermelon. a crisp apple. a tender tangerine. i promise it will bring you back from the brink and show you one of the smallest blessings and beauties of life.
*causally dropping $100+ on a vibrator* the returns on this investment are gonna be HUGE-
July 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
*causally dropping $100+ on a vibrator* the returns on this investment are gonna be HUGE-
i got to work too early so now i must roam through the mall like a ghost through their rightful halls or whatever
June 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
i got to work too early so now i must roam through the mall like a ghost through their rightful halls or whatever
jesus fucking christ man, we GOTTA start warning and informing people who get periods about the period shits
June 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
jesus fucking christ man, we GOTTA start warning and informing people who get periods about the period shits
god forbid a girly pop wants to be dominated
June 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
god forbid a girly pop wants to be dominated
i dont have a hinge…i wont have a hinge…..not yet anyway
June 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
i dont have a hinge…i wont have a hinge…..not yet anyway
the power of art is truly infinite 2 (sober birthday edition)
June 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
the power of art is truly infinite 2 (sober birthday edition)
listen man. its summer. the pussy musk is a mandatory part of the outfit.
June 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
listen man. its summer. the pussy musk is a mandatory part of the outfit.
ben and jerry i love you but my bowels just almost exploded and we GOTTA talk about it guys
June 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
ben and jerry i love you but my bowels just almost exploded and we GOTTA talk about it guys
john walker smoking a joint shirtless in the kitchen while holding me in his arms…FUCK man
June 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
john walker smoking a joint shirtless in the kitchen while holding me in his arms…FUCK man
holy fuck man i need john walker to lick the inside of my mouth i need that man SO bad
June 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
holy fuck man i need john walker to lick the inside of my mouth i need that man SO bad
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feel bad for her, hate when my mutuals are fighting
June 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
feel bad for her, hate when my mutuals are fighting
i have one sip of diet coke and suddenly im a new man
June 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
i have one sip of diet coke and suddenly im a new man
yall ever read a fic so good that it almost deludes you into downloading a dating app again
June 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
yall ever read a fic so good that it almost deludes you into downloading a dating app again
JUST FOUND OUT CORINTHIAN IS IN THE NEW SANDMAN SEASON WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK‼️‼️‼️‼️
June 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
JUST FOUND OUT CORINTHIAN IS IN THE NEW SANDMAN SEASON WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK‼️‼️‼️‼️
just fell to my knees in the half price books
May 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
just fell to my knees in the half price books
is it possible to feel hungover from antidepressants bc thats definitely what im feelin right now
May 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
is it possible to feel hungover from antidepressants bc thats definitely what im feelin right now
so we all just forgot marvel made an abortion allegory movie??
May 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
so we all just forgot marvel made an abortion allegory movie??