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Big Siamese Cat
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I am a big Siamese cat. My Ukrainian name is Великий Кіт. I am in the United States and I just deactivated my twitter account and deleted the twitter app. Bye, elon! (Middle claw up!)
I never understood the whole George Soros thing… but musk really IS all that and then some. The GOP hypocrisy is as strong as ever. Good job, assholes! 👍🏼
March 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I suspect it’s a trick photo… they are both pigs.
March 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
So now the republicans have two daddies.

How long before these two drama queens have a big fight and start trashing each other on their platforms? Ha!!
December 21, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Alaudinov’s trial will be very interesting. I hope it is televised.
November 21, 2024 at 6:30 AM
“X”? You mean twatter? Does anyone really call it “X”?

What do I know anyway, I am just a dumb cat. Who happens to be a doctor.
November 21, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Why don’t you just smite these dicks? I smited (smote?) an asshole cat from next door by having a large diarrhea poo in the water bowl of that asshole cat while his humans were out of town. You should do something like this to trump. Or at least FINALLY clog his filthy arteries. Mrrrrrrr…
November 21, 2024 at 5:32 AM
But he said he has a beautiful body…

It is not as beautiful as mine, though. Meow
November 21, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Btw, that was your opportunity to prove to everyone that “people overwhelmingly voted to end the war”. You didn’t even try… because you know you can’t.

Ok maybe you aren’t a russian troll… you’re a trump troll. Be sure to send him all your money! He is selling watches now… HAHAHA! What a chode
November 21, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Hey, katsap… don’t you have a slav squat session you need to attend? Weren’t you supposed to bring the kvass and semichki this week?

Vatniks and their friends… still desperately trying to sway opinion toward russia.

Here, this is what you can do. Sit and spin. 🖕🏼 AAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
November 20, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Дуже Дякую мій друг! 🇺🇦
Спасибо товарищ! 🇷🇺
November 20, 2024 at 5:11 AM
So now putin is making nuclear threats (again) about using nukes because Ukraine has permission to strike deeper into russian territory… and permission to use US weaponry (ATACMS) on russian targets INSIDE russia.

Everyone, you DO know this is yet another bluff, right?

FUCK putin. Myavvvvvv
November 20, 2024 at 5:08 AM
MOL “Leon”… Leon Skum!
November 19, 2024 at 7:23 AM
What does America have to offer?

Do you really want to know, you katsap cat haters??

What a bunch of idiots. They are purrforming mental masturbation, nothing more.

I look forward to pooping in this studio soon. I hope Soloviov steps in it!!
November 18, 2024 at 5:45 AM
So, I am just a cat… but we cats do this too. My big fluffy coat makes me seem larger than I am, but I have scared smaller cats away from food because of it. At least, until my human invited me to live with him and I accepted.

What is “adult entertainment”, meow?
November 18, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Meeeeyowwwww….
November 18, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Hmmm… I wonder, does she have a cat? Would she like a handsome Siamese with the ability to use an iPad?
November 18, 2024 at 5:33 AM
MEEOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!! 😹
November 18, 2024 at 5:30 AM
AHAHAHAHA!!!

Yes, we cats do laugh too!!! Meeowowowow!!! 😹
November 18, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Here is a photo of our Lord and Savior planning out the catering for the Last Supper. Personally I like Popeyes - it is what my human used to lure me into the trap, cats love it better as well as humans with good taste.

Meowprrrrrr
November 18, 2024 at 4:48 AM
I just uploaded my actual picture… I thought about using a fake picture, like the one below - but there is nothing better than complete honesty. But - does anyone like my fake picture below?
November 18, 2024 at 4:45 AM
AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Twitter is shrinking like my human’s ballbag when it’s cold… explosive growth, MY ballbag!!
November 18, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Ooooh, a lover’s quarrel! Better than cat treats!! Ahhhhahaha!!!!
November 18, 2024 at 3:54 AM