Maddie The Baddie
bigshenis.bsky.social
Maddie The Baddie
@bigshenis.bsky.social
lesbian engineer by day 🔧💪🏻👩‍💻
certified baby gworl by night 💅🥺✨
ordained minister for when you have the one who’s just right 🏳️‍⚧️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈

At Maddie Ministries, I’ll champion you by providing a nontraditional/affirming/contemporary ceremony for u & ur boo(s) 👻 👻 👻
November 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
rawr
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Gotta get the house ready before babe flies in tomorrow!! ☺️
August 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Gotta be ready for when bae is moving into its new apartment?
August 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
@pocketmoss.bsky.social you know where all the maid girlies are at??
August 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Such a delectable, juicy, succulent meal that I can’t wait to ravage and put it in my mouth.

Oh, and the food looks good too.
@astraeadiol.bsky.social
July 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I have an idea for a scene
July 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Awkward gym rat photo
July 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My froomies (and landlords) are letting the gutters turn into planters 🤦‍♀️
July 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Tilt the perspective so to the left so we can see the rest of the room, and add the Terminator… inspiration attached
July 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
When long distance begins after dropping your beautiful, smart, caring, compassionate, goofy, strong, tender, sweet, thoughtful, driven, girlfriend at the airport
July 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
A bit late but figured I’d contribute to the trend. I look like my own brother/sister lol
July 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This is the 1600s equivalent to giving your kid a gun.
July 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Putting the gay in gaymer one uwu trans egirl stereotype at a time
June 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
sudo apt install work-mom-fashion
June 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
She’s alive!
June 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
i made an art
June 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
First day as a principle software engineer!! Time to have wayyyy more responsibility, control, and a team under me… oh god I’m scared 😱
June 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
#pride #trans #transpride #stickers

You can tell a lot about a girl based on the stickers on her laptop… I reeeeaaaally like unicorns

@deerea.rs any of these look familiar? 👀
June 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
@localthunk.com @playbalatro.com

We are your faithful balat-hoes
June 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My new best friend @gwynric.bsky.social 😊
June 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
May 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Finally, it’s time for my skills to shine
#inflation #thirsttrap
May 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
When your cutie puts you on their #costco account 😌
Costco
May 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Join us for the summers next flop, “Madeline in DC” where our fearless protagonist takes on her biggest challenge yet… bringing the gay back to America.
May 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM