Maddie The Baddie
@bigshenis.bsky.social
lesbian engineer by day 🔧💪🏻👩💻
certified baby gworl by night 💅🥺✨
ordained minister for when you have the one who’s just right 🏳️⚧️👩❤️💋👩🏳️🌈
At Maddie Ministries, I’ll champion you by providing a nontraditional/affirming/contemporary ceremony for u & ur boo(s) 👻 👻 👻
certified baby gworl by night 💅🥺✨
ordained minister for when you have the one who’s just right 🏳️⚧️👩❤️💋👩🏳️🌈
At Maddie Ministries, I’ll champion you by providing a nontraditional/affirming/contemporary ceremony for u & ur boo(s) 👻 👻 👻
electrolysis isn’t that bad when ur a masochist
October 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
electrolysis isn’t that bad when ur a masochist
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did u know?
the plural of deer is faggots
the plural of deer is faggots
August 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
did u know?
the plural of deer is faggots
the plural of deer is faggots
Gotta get the house ready before babe flies in tomorrow!! ☺️
August 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Gotta get the house ready before babe flies in tomorrow!! ☺️
Gotta be ready for when bae is moving into its new apartment?
August 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Gotta be ready for when bae is moving into its new apartment?
@pocketmoss.bsky.social you know where all the maid girlies are at??
August 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
@pocketmoss.bsky.social you know where all the maid girlies are at??
Going through some old clothes, I’m realizing that I bought a looooot of dresses for a cis boy 🤔
August 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Going through some old clothes, I’m realizing that I bought a looooot of dresses for a cis boy 🤔
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omg ur literally in chastity you shouldn't be dating unlocked girls. that's a problematic cage gap
August 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
omg ur literally in chastity you shouldn't be dating unlocked girls. that's a problematic cage gap
Million dollar idea: transbian dating app called wuzbro
August 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Million dollar idea: transbian dating app called wuzbro
Puppy yoga but with puppy girls instead of puppy dogs
August 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Puppy yoga but with puppy girls instead of puppy dogs
What I love about poly is when my girlfriend gives me advice on how to rizz up another girl
July 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
What I love about poly is when my girlfriend gives me advice on how to rizz up another girl
Such a delectable, juicy, succulent meal that I can’t wait to ravage and put it in my mouth.
Oh, and the food looks good too.
@astraeadiol.bsky.social
Oh, and the food looks good too.
@astraeadiol.bsky.social
July 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Such a delectable, juicy, succulent meal that I can’t wait to ravage and put it in my mouth.
Oh, and the food looks good too.
@astraeadiol.bsky.social
Oh, and the food looks good too.
@astraeadiol.bsky.social
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Really badass graffiti spotted in town
July 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Really badass graffiti spotted in town
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“Just for a moment, let’s not be weapons.”
July 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“Just for a moment, let’s not be weapons.”
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try not to drown
![[ ANNE ART ]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rzgjjxglimsumgvim7vb452t/bafkreihfzysebslemi6x445n555ct7b42bfws75sswqkx3rlgybvfoscly@jpeg)
July 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
try not to drown
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you're not "super straight" you're just insecure about being attracted to a hot girl that may or may not have a dick bigger than yours.
July 26, 2025 at 8:26 AM
you're not "super straight" you're just insecure about being attracted to a hot girl that may or may not have a dick bigger than yours.
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i feel like transgirl maids are going extinct... just who is going to clean up after all these puppy girls?
June 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i feel like transgirl maids are going extinct... just who is going to clean up after all these puppy girls?
I have an idea for a scene
July 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I have an idea for a scene
don’t do deep practice on a full stomach
July 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
don’t do deep practice on a full stomach
Intern: “hey Maddie, why is the email name notification for your code feedback wrong?”
Me: “what do you mean? What does is say?”
Intern: “uuuuhhhh I think you should look”
Me: *looks and sees deadname* “mother fucker”
Intern: “that’s so messed up”
you a real one Aiden, ur A stands for ally 👊🏼
Me: “what do you mean? What does is say?”
Intern: “uuuuhhhh I think you should look”
Me: *looks and sees deadname* “mother fucker”
Intern: “that’s so messed up”
you a real one Aiden, ur A stands for ally 👊🏼
July 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Intern: “hey Maddie, why is the email name notification for your code feedback wrong?”
Me: “what do you mean? What does is say?”
Intern: “uuuuhhhh I think you should look”
Me: *looks and sees deadname* “mother fucker”
Intern: “that’s so messed up”
you a real one Aiden, ur A stands for ally 👊🏼
Me: “what do you mean? What does is say?”
Intern: “uuuuhhhh I think you should look”
Me: *looks and sees deadname* “mother fucker”
Intern: “that’s so messed up”
you a real one Aiden, ur A stands for ally 👊🏼
Awkward gym rat photo
July 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Awkward gym rat photo
My froomies (and landlords) are letting the gutters turn into planters 🤦♀️
July 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My froomies (and landlords) are letting the gutters turn into planters 🤦♀️