Oh my God, this is all so cool. My hobbies pale in comparison. Please invite me into your train world...!

Um, this is amazing. Just when you think ska can't get any nerdier, there's a goddamn train guy. Actual full size goddamn trains. Hell yeah.

You look villainous.

On the other hand, I wouldn't mind having a "fun daddy", though....

I'll be honest; I've never used the discover feed and forgot about it. To me, this is proof that I would like every website better if it didn't have algorithms and just displayed things in order.

I'm not sure they care about their constituents compared to money shifting around in the background so we can't see it. But one can only hope....

Good luck!

I'm jealous! I wish I had an Asian market in my town! I used to buy tons of stuff at the ones in Fairfax when I went to college there. I miss the big buckets of tofu.

Oh, heck yeah! I always have to pay extra to add mushrooms to mine at the place in town.

Absolutely. It's all in the subtext; if you're actively showing me you're not an intelligent human being, I'm not going to think you're sexy. And I am certainly not going to fuck you.

But also, I just enjoy pretty photos.

Sigh. Cishet men. :(

Yeah, you get it.

I do this all the time but with whimsy. I just assume cutesy magical stuff and I kind of don't want to know the truth. (I assume the best about people and then get really disappointed when it's not the truth.)

If only more men knew to include such good vibes in the background of their cock photos instead of......dirty bathrooms.

What was wrong with internet translation before LLMs? It wasn't perfect but you could use google and talk to people to fill in the gaps.

Any then she'll be like, you should go to the funeral. His mom was so nice to you and thought the world of you. And I'll be like, I literally don't know who that is. And she'll get soooo mad.

I literally have convos like this with my mother all the damn time. And she gets mad when I don't remember. She'll be like, "How do you not remember??? You went to preschool with him for 2 years and I was friends with his mom when you were in elementary school! You don't remember anything!"

At the very least, I should be required to have adult supervision!