Noblesse J. Blige
@bigpasha.bsky.social
Umayyad governor of Iraq (694–714)
I googled the statement “If you don’t like eggnog you’re a bitch” and the AI is trying to talk me down
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I googled the statement “If you don’t like eggnog you’re a bitch” and the AI is trying to talk me down
These tables are how I buy my house. They keep my house hot.
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
These tables are how I buy my house. They keep my house hot.
The white boy version of “We eat so many shrimp, I got iodine poisoning”
October 20, 2025 at 8:16 AM
The white boy version of “We eat so many shrimp, I got iodine poisoning”
It just means “Viennese Fashion” but I still like the idea of going Wiener Mode
September 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It just means “Viennese Fashion” but I still like the idea of going Wiener Mode
In my experience places like that are all over, they might just be a little harder to find. You need to look in strip malls away from the city center and make sure they have the foot map in the window
September 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
In my experience places like that are all over, they might just be a little harder to find. You need to look in strip malls away from the city center and make sure they have the foot map in the window
Me relaxing on a Saturday night drinking Malört and watching Lessons of Darkness (1992) while my phone buzzes with the latest fascism updates
September 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Me relaxing on a Saturday night drinking Malört and watching Lessons of Darkness (1992) while my phone buzzes with the latest fascism updates
Started reading the classic Erving Goffman article “On Face-Work” and it pairs so well with I Think You Should Leave
August 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Started reading the classic Erving Goffman article “On Face-Work” and it pairs so well with I Think You Should Leave
This is what happens if you try to fight RFK Jr
July 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This is what happens if you try to fight RFK Jr
So are you kinky, or just
June 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
So are you kinky, or just
Dogs whenever another dog comes in from outside
May 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Dogs whenever another dog comes in from outside
Happy Andor Season 2 Day to all who celebrate!
April 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Happy Andor Season 2 Day to all who celebrate!
A question for future scholars, maybe: Is Destiny’s Child’s “Bills, Bills, Bills” (1999) the only documented use in the English language of “automo’” as a shortened form of “automotive”?
April 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A question for future scholars, maybe: Is Destiny’s Child’s “Bills, Bills, Bills” (1999) the only documented use in the English language of “automo’” as a shortened form of “automotive”?
Jair Bolsonaro medical headlines are usually so much better than this, what a disappointment
April 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Jair Bolsonaro medical headlines are usually so much better than this, what a disappointment
who up re-reading they brideshead revisited
January 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
who up re-reading they brideshead revisited
I know some rosolje hates to see me coming
January 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I know some rosolje hates to see me coming
I like this franchise, but I’m worried it’s starting to go off the rails
January 3, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I like this franchise, but I’m worried it’s starting to go off the rails
Dangerous pole!!
Parker ranch circle!!
Issue resolved!
Big thanks to Eric…
Parker ranch circle!!
Issue resolved!
Big thanks to Eric…
November 26, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Dangerous pole!!
Parker ranch circle!!
Issue resolved!
Big thanks to Eric…
Parker ranch circle!!
Issue resolved!
Big thanks to Eric…
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
April 27, 2024 at 8:56 PM
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Don’t take me for some dumb country white boy, I’m a New York extra sharp cracker
March 26, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Don’t take me for some dumb country white boy, I’m a New York extra sharp cracker