Noblesse J. Blige
@bigpasha.bsky.social
Umayyad governor of Iraq (694–714)
Vegan eggnog is fine, but if you don’t drink some form of eggnog you’re a bitch
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Vegan eggnog is fine, but if you don’t drink some form of eggnog you’re a bitch
I know a sleeve of chocolate digestives hates to see me coming
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I know a sleeve of chocolate digestives hates to see me coming
These tables are how I buy my house. They keep my house hot.
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
These tables are how I buy my house. They keep my house hot.
Love how every few days there’s a major cloud computing platform outage and all the services go down and no one can get work done www.reuters.com/technology/m...
www.reuters.com
October 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Love how every few days there’s a major cloud computing platform outage and all the services go down and no one can get work done www.reuters.com/technology/m...
There’s nothing quite like standing outside smelling coffee beans roasting on a day that finally feels like autumn
October 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
There’s nothing quite like standing outside smelling coffee beans roasting on a day that finally feels like autumn
The white boy version of “We eat so many shrimp, I got iodine poisoning”
October 20, 2025 at 8:16 AM
The white boy version of “We eat so many shrimp, I got iodine poisoning”
Coinbase is down, let’s all loot the bitcoin
October 20, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Coinbase is down, let’s all loot the bitcoin
Oh shit AWS is going through some things
October 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Oh shit AWS is going through some things
It just means “Viennese Fashion” but I still like the idea of going Wiener Mode
September 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It just means “Viennese Fashion” but I still like the idea of going Wiener Mode
Men over 40: Stop playing pickleball and start reading the Zohar
September 21, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Men over 40: Stop playing pickleball and start reading the Zohar
Me relaxing on a Saturday night drinking Malört and watching Lessons of Darkness (1992) while my phone buzzes with the latest fascism updates
September 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Me relaxing on a Saturday night drinking Malört and watching Lessons of Darkness (1992) while my phone buzzes with the latest fascism updates
My middle-aged eyes are giving out on me and I keep mistyping “I” as “u” in a way that drastically alters both tone and syntax
September 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
My middle-aged eyes are giving out on me and I keep mistyping “I” as “u” in a way that drastically alters both tone and syntax
We eat so many shrimp, I got cesium poisonin’
FDA Warns Public Not to Eat Potentially Radioactive Shrimp
FDA issues warning not to eat certain frozen shrimp products due to possible contamination with a radioactive isotope.
time.com
August 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
We eat so many shrimp, I got cesium poisonin’
I’m being prayed over by Project Pat right now
August 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I’m being prayed over by Project Pat right now
Started reading the classic Erving Goffman article “On Face-Work” and it pairs so well with I Think You Should Leave
August 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Started reading the classic Erving Goffman article “On Face-Work” and it pairs so well with I Think You Should Leave
Going to write a screenplay that’s basically Final Destination but about a group of young friends who at the last minute cancel their sightseeing boat tour of the Chicago River on August 8, 2004
August 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Going to write a screenplay that’s basically Final Destination but about a group of young friends who at the last minute cancel their sightseeing boat tour of the Chicago River on August 8, 2004
If you give me a piping hot custard tart I am 100% burning my tongue on it
August 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
If you give me a piping hot custard tart I am 100% burning my tongue on it
This is what happens if you try to fight RFK Jr
July 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This is what happens if you try to fight RFK Jr
Reposted by Noblesse J. Blige
Musk, who think he’s humanity’s savior, will likely be remembered as the man who caused the deaths of 15 million people www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
Evaluating the impact of two decades of USAID interventions and projecting the effects of defunding on mortality up to 2030: a retrospective impact evaluation and forecasting analysis
USAID funding has significantly contributed to the reduction in adult and child mortality
across low-income and middle-income countries over the past two decades. Our estimates
show that, unless the a...
www.thelancet.com
July 1, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Musk, who think he’s humanity’s savior, will likely be remembered as the man who caused the deaths of 15 million people www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
So are you kinky, or just
June 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
So are you kinky, or just
School of Hard Knocks really hands out diplomas to just anybody
June 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
School of Hard Knocks really hands out diplomas to just anybody
Happy, full of oxtail
June 16, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Happy, full of oxtail
Dogs whenever another dog comes in from outside
May 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Dogs whenever another dog comes in from outside