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I’ve actually been doing a lot better recently thanks for asking
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June 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I almost got a goomba tattoo today
March 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
guy who wishes he was a dinosaur: “I was born in the wrong generation.”
December 18, 2024 at 5:26 PM
I am the coolest guy in the entire universe
December 14, 2024 at 7:48 AM
I have never yearned for a man more than I have for the guy who sings “Suck a dick, suck a huge or small dick,” in that vine that interpolates Pachelbel’s Canon in D.
December 14, 2024 at 7:45 AM
Communicating with my neighbor via morse code lighter flicks as he rips a bong on his roof.
August 30, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Spotify would make one zillion dollars if they simply added a 'add to front of queue' option.
August 13, 2024 at 2:00 AM
when the function got name tags :D
August 5, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Life is a rollercoaster, you just have to put your hands up and say “yippeeee!”
July 20, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Lost my lighter now I’m rubbing sticks together
July 10, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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mfrs have the audacity to be posting with auto correct, I will chicken scrach my way to the future. grammarly is a box you put your mind in.
March 27, 2024 at 3:50 AM
both in life and in death, the dyson ceo created a power vacuum.
April 18, 2024 at 5:23 AM
i believe this is what the kids call "being locked in"
February 13, 2024 at 8:59 PM
no matter what happens i can rest assured that i like music more than everyone else
February 7, 2024 at 2:36 AM
bouta invest all of my money in LEGOS
February 2, 2024 at 12:03 AM
clicking on random links until they show up at my door
January 30, 2024 at 9:17 PM
i could never have a peanut allergy cmon
January 30, 2024 at 9:15 PM
i need underscores, jane remover, and brakence to write a musical together stat
January 26, 2024 at 1:25 AM
down so bad im listening to her comedy podcast
January 25, 2024 at 6:49 PM
fitness tiktoker: how to fix the fact that the back of your head looks stupid with 3 easy exercises you can do at home.
January 25, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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double cheeked up on a five-day
January 10, 2024 at 10:39 PM