Josh Simon
@biggaysimon.bsky.social
Her evening, already half over, no longer held any terrors for her (he/they)
they probably saw you had painted nails or whatever and that was where they stopped thinking and started typing
January 11, 2026 at 10:27 PM
they probably saw you had painted nails or whatever and that was where they stopped thinking and started typing
honestly after you're going door to door long enough, you're probably just happy when someone's wearing pants
or maybe he'd prefer you without them, idk
or maybe he'd prefer you without them, idk
December 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
honestly after you're going door to door long enough, you're probably just happy when someone's wearing pants
or maybe he'd prefer you without them, idk
or maybe he'd prefer you without them, idk
even in canada???
December 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
even in canada???
but like in a platonic way
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
but like in a platonic way
Hallmark romance movie waiting to happen
November 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Hallmark romance movie waiting to happen
i would, on a bus, where everyone could see, reacting hugely to every word and elbowing the people next to me to really get their attention
September 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
i would, on a bus, where everyone could see, reacting hugely to every word and elbowing the people next to me to really get their attention
looking cute! and so is the guy in the photo
August 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
looking cute! and so is the guy in the photo
30-40 people are never gonna agree on everything, and they're also never gonna form a social structure with zero cliques or hierarchy
July 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
30-40 people are never gonna agree on everything, and they're also never gonna form a social structure with zero cliques or hierarchy
"squeaky and rat-like" are negatives but you like james carville anyway???
July 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"squeaky and rat-like" are negatives but you like james carville anyway???
go off king!! channel this into something!
July 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
go off king!! channel this into something!
this is the least see-through shirt they saw today, you're fine
June 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
this is the least see-through shirt they saw today, you're fine
bluesky's infamous no bucket hats policy
June 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
bluesky's infamous no bucket hats policy
look in a mirror sometime, the evidence is stacking up!
June 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
look in a mirror sometime, the evidence is stacking up!
no see it works because everyone fucking hates tacos and would never want to be associated with them
June 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
no see it works because everyone fucking hates tacos and would never want to be associated with them
he does not slay but weirdly he does have the exact same proportions
May 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
he does not slay but weirdly he does have the exact same proportions
Holy Father stuns in new regalia
May 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Holy Father stuns in new regalia
respectfully: ask him out, dummy!!!
May 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
respectfully: ask him out, dummy!!!
i'm not trying to dangle $1100 by one hand over somebody else's piss
April 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
i'm not trying to dangle $1100 by one hand over somebody else's piss