Josh Simon
@biggaysimon.bsky.social
Her evening, already half over, no longer held any terrors for her (he/they)
still not tired of taking pictures in these new glasses yet
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
still not tired of taking pictures in these new glasses yet
rosalia should be given a medal for this album i don't care which one, invent a new one just for her
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 AM
rosalia should be given a medal for this album i don't care which one, invent a new one just for her
the subway outro is the best 90 seconds of my life every time i listen to it, which is a lot
August 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
the subway outro is the best 90 seconds of my life every time i listen to it, which is a lot
A Lorde album is good again, there's something resembling hope for the world
June 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A Lorde album is good again, there's something resembling hope for the world
"Caitlyn Jenner is stranded at an Israeli airport because she was there for a pride parade" is the least gay-friendly sentence that's technically still gay
June 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
"Caitlyn Jenner is stranded at an Israeli airport because she was there for a pride parade" is the least gay-friendly sentence that's technically still gay
Define your music taste in 6 artists
1. Taylor Swift
2. Lorde
3. Frank Ocean
4. Ravyn Lenae
5. HAIM
6. Florence + The Machine
1. Taylor Swift
2. Lorde
3. Frank Ocean
4. Ravyn Lenae
5. HAIM
6. Florence + The Machine
Define your music taste in 6 artists
1. Lana Del Rey
2. Marina (and the Diamonds)
3. Lorde
4. Troye Sivan
5. Halsey
6. Abba
1. Lana Del Rey
2. Marina (and the Diamonds)
3. Lorde
4. Troye Sivan
5. Halsey
6. Abba
Define your music taste in 6 artists
1. Paramore
2. You Me At Six
3. Panic at the Disco
4. Fall Out Boy
5. Twenty One Pilots
6. All Time Low
1. Paramore
2. You Me At Six
3. Panic at the Disco
4. Fall Out Boy
5. Twenty One Pilots
6. All Time Low
April 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Define your music taste in 6 artists
1. Taylor Swift
2. Lorde
3. Frank Ocean
4. Ravyn Lenae
5. HAIM
6. Florence + The Machine
1. Taylor Swift
2. Lorde
3. Frank Ocean
4. Ravyn Lenae
5. HAIM
6. Florence + The Machine
could not in a million years have dreamed the specific way this would age well #survivor
this green tribe was fucked the moment Sai found the idol, she's so toxic to their dynamic and they're stuck with her now, which is also why this season became great the moment she found the idol #survivor
March 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
could not in a million years have dreamed the specific way this would age well #survivor
this green tribe was fucked the moment Sai found the idol, she's so toxic to their dynamic and they're stuck with her now, which is also why this season became great the moment she found the idol #survivor
March 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
this green tribe was fucked the moment Sai found the idol, she's so toxic to their dynamic and they're stuck with her now, which is also why this season became great the moment she found the idol #survivor
getting really into vampire weekend lately so i can better understand my boyfriend's cultural heritage (being a college-age white guy in 2010)
January 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
getting really into vampire weekend lately so i can better understand my boyfriend's cultural heritage (being a college-age white guy in 2010)
The Traitors producers always get it right on picking the actual traitors, Carolyn and Bob having to work together the whole season is what I wanted the second this cast stopped
January 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The Traitors producers always get it right on picking the actual traitors, Carolyn and Bob having to work together the whole season is what I wanted the second this cast stopped
thanks anita, I really needed a break from watching the world's greatest city burn to the ground. screwdrivers with apple juice for everyone!
January 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
thanks anita, I really needed a break from watching the world's greatest city burn to the ground. screwdrivers with apple juice for everyone!
not a great choice to split the #Survivor47 finale into two parts when the only person besides Rachel who could win goes out in part 1, team
December 12, 2024 at 6:30 AM
not a great choice to split the #Survivor47 finale into two parts when the only person besides Rachel who could win goes out in part 1, team
Feel like Remi Wolf's album this year didn't get much buzz and that's a straight up crime, the engine rev into the chorus on this song is the horniest thing I've ever heard www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX_T...
Remi Wolf - Toro (Official Video)
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December 5, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Feel like Remi Wolf's album this year didn't get much buzz and that's a straight up crime, the engine rev into the chorus on this song is the horniest thing I've ever heard www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX_T...
eventually she's gonna go a full year without releasing a damn 90 minute album and I'll have some variety in this for once
December 4, 2024 at 11:12 PM
eventually she's gonna go a full year without releasing a damn 90 minute album and I'll have some variety in this for once
new kendrick is equal parts anger and club bangers, making it perfect for me, the guy who says he wants to go out but then gets mad at being in a crowd for any amount of time
November 24, 2024 at 6:40 AM
new kendrick is equal parts anger and club bangers, making it perfect for me, the guy who says he wants to go out but then gets mad at being in a crowd for any amount of time
I'm getting sexbot followers now who are really sure I'm into women, it really IS a replacement for twitter
November 15, 2024 at 12:03 AM
I'm getting sexbot followers now who are really sure I'm into women, it really IS a replacement for twitter
someone in my neighborhood has a Trump/Pence lawn sign. probably just didn't wanna buy a new sign but i like to imagine he's waiting for the world's unlikeliest reunion tour
October 25, 2024 at 10:21 PM
someone in my neighborhood has a Trump/Pence lawn sign. probably just didn't wanna buy a new sign but i like to imagine he's waiting for the world's unlikeliest reunion tour
Feel like I could get really into Benson Boone if he didn't pinch his nose AND start screaming in agony when he gets to the chorus of every song
September 25, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Feel like I could get really into Benson Boone if he didn't pinch his nose AND start screaming in agony when he gets to the chorus of every song
Guy who's finally sick of elon and deleting his twitter account but only because of his subpar interview skills
August 13, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Guy who's finally sick of elon and deleting his twitter account but only because of his subpar interview skills
de Beauvoir went incredibly hard with this bit. Bloodborne-ass prose
August 9, 2024 at 2:02 AM
de Beauvoir went incredibly hard with this bit. Bloodborne-ass prose
The release of a new charli xcx album in the first week of june signals to gays that hibernation is now over and mating season can begin
June 7, 2024 at 7:49 AM
The release of a new charli xcx album in the first week of june signals to gays that hibernation is now over and mating season can begin
hiking up this mountain the wrong way before eventually finding the right trail was an intentional long con to work on my pride month tan
June 2, 2024 at 11:42 PM
hiking up this mountain the wrong way before eventually finding the right trail was an intentional long con to work on my pride month tan
i'm not funny but i did memorize 3 kind of funny sentence structures people used on twitter in 2015
June 1, 2024 at 8:38 PM
i'm not funny but i did memorize 3 kind of funny sentence structures people used on twitter in 2015