i’ve aged

the sexual tension during the 2016 election must’ve been thick

spent the afternoon sitting under the canopy of trees my great-great grandparent planted as sapling wedding gifts

when he does finally go i will demand not just the death certificate but the long form death certificate

astounding he’s purposely being a cartoon villian

they’re pulling a weekend at bernie’s with the american presidency right now that man had a heart attack when his tariffs were deemed illegal

Stay salty DC 🔥

As a DC resident I do feel that the city has been overrun by "violent gangs and bloodthirsty criminals" and I would like them to leave the White House and stop destroying the federal government.

it’s a real shame that Colbert got cancelled but you gotta remember that he made skibidi Biden

elmo taking a stand against trump

What a headline.

some mandela æffect shit. a recalled vision of garfield the cat wearing a trenchcoat & holding a pistol? saying simply the word "Society..."

Lovely summer night in Minneapolis

it’s insane that real antisemitism like this is intensely normalized and endorsed by the most powerful people in the world but you can’t say free palestine without people trying to ruin your life

Never miss an opportunity to speak the truth! ✊🏽

this was so embarrassing

When I say you don’t have to worry about microplastics in your brain I mean that there is much stronger evidence that you should be worrying about other things that you don’t ever think about, like the draining of peatlands for agriculture, and things that you think about all the time, like fascism.