The Doctor (parody) 🏳️🌈
@bigeneration.bsky.social
"If you don't mind, there is a great big universe out there calling, and I've gotta get going."
⏰️ A billion years old, give or take.
⏰️ Identifies as a Time Lord.
⏰️ Dark themes.
⏰️ No lewd or IRL, please.
⏰️ Open to ships with chemistry.
⏰️ No drama.
⏰️ Pan.
⏰️ A billion years old, give or take.
⏰️ Identifies as a Time Lord.
⏰️ Dark themes.
⏰️ No lewd or IRL, please.
⏰️ Open to ships with chemistry.
⏰️ No drama.
⏰️ Pan.
//I think Lord President Rassilon needs to be impeached!
Nah, just kidding. You're crushing it!
Nah, just kidding. You're crushing it!
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
//I think Lord President Rassilon needs to be impeached!
Nah, just kidding. You're crushing it!
Nah, just kidding. You're crushing it!
He hugs Koromon gently.
"I'm so sorry."
"I'm so sorry."
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
He hugs Koromon gently.
"I'm so sorry."
"I'm so sorry."
"Good. That's good."
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"Good. That's good."
"It'll come to you. Often when you least expect it."
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"It'll come to you. Often when you least expect it."
"Interesting. So you lot don't die like normal beings. I guess that tracks, yeah."
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
"Interesting. So you lot don't die like normal beings. I guess that tracks, yeah."
"You will again."
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"You will again."
"Oh, yes!"
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
"Oh, yes!"
"I'm The Doctor, you absolutely adorable little thing!"
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"I'm The Doctor, you absolutely adorable little thing!"
He flashes back to Donna begging him to intervene in Pompeii.
"Get in."
"Get in."
November 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
He flashes back to Donna begging him to intervene in Pompeii.
"Get in."
"Get in."
Her granddaughter, Adelaide took her own life in her house. It altered time. And I realized how dangerous what I do is. I realized right quick that I'm not meant to save everyone. That time WANTS to happen. When you mess with time, it messes back. Circumventing the rules of time is risky."
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Her granddaughter, Adelaide took her own life in her house. It altered time. And I realized how dangerous what I do is. I realized right quick that I'm not meant to save everyone. That time WANTS to happen. When you mess with time, it messes back. Circumventing the rules of time is risky."
"I tried to save every member of a doomed space mission once. People who were meant to die. Captain Adelaide Brooks. I saved her life. Little people, I called her crew. I was arrogant. The Time Lord Victorious. Know what Captain Brooks did? Instead of dying there and inspiring
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"I tried to save every member of a doomed space mission once. People who were meant to die. Captain Adelaide Brooks. I saved her life. Little people, I called her crew. I was arrogant. The Time Lord Victorious. Know what Captain Brooks did? Instead of dying there and inspiring
"I'm sorry."
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"I'm sorry."
"I can't. Time doesn't work like that. There are fixed points that MUST occur. Events that cannot be circumvented. I get the obsession with wanting to go back and do it over again, but I can't."
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM
"I can't. Time doesn't work like that. There are fixed points that MUST occur. Events that cannot be circumvented. I get the obsession with wanting to go back and do it over again, but I can't."
"Not how she works. Plus, you can't do anything to stop it. People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff."
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"Not how she works. Plus, you can't do anything to stop it. People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff."
"Now, Doctor, what are you hungry for? Let's see...Ah! Ham and cheese toastie!"
November 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"Now, Doctor, what are you hungry for? Let's see...Ah! Ham and cheese toastie!"
"It's just a phrase."
November 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"It's just a phrase."
"Oh, please! I can make my own food. I'm certainly old enough to know my way around a kitchen."
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"Oh, please! I can make my own food. I'm certainly old enough to know my way around a kitchen."
"I'm the Doctor. Wayne Manor? Oh, that's beautiful!"
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"I'm the Doctor. Wayne Manor? Oh, that's beautiful!"
Coughing from the smoke coming out of the interior, the Doctor walked out and waved it away.
"Geez! Sontarans do NOT like negotiating! Oh, Strax, you are certainly an anomaly, mate! Okay, old girl. Where are we?"
"Geez! Sontarans do NOT like negotiating! Oh, Strax, you are certainly an anomaly, mate! Okay, old girl. Where are we?"
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Coughing from the smoke coming out of the interior, the Doctor walked out and waved it away.
"Geez! Sontarans do NOT like negotiating! Oh, Strax, you are certainly an anomaly, mate! Okay, old girl. Where are we?"
"Geez! Sontarans do NOT like negotiating! Oh, Strax, you are certainly an anomaly, mate! Okay, old girl. Where are we?"