The Doctor (parody) 🏳️🌈
@bigeneration.bsky.social
"If you don't mind, there is a great big universe out there calling, and I've gotta get going."
⏰️ A billion years old, give or take.
⏰️ Identifies as a Time Lord.
⏰️ Dark themes.
Written by #Trashmouth.
⏰️ No lewd or IRL, please.
⏰️ A billion years old, give or take.
⏰️ Identifies as a Time Lord.
⏰️ Dark themes.
Written by #Trashmouth.
⏰️ No lewd or IRL, please.
"Everyone deserves a chance to do what's right."
“That’s what I like about you, Doctor. Your compassion in others.”
"But maybe you can prove me wrong."
February 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
"Everyone deserves a chance to do what's right."
"But maybe you can prove me wrong."
“I know, I know…everyone’s sooooo judgmental…”
"Not a name that inspires trust."
February 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
"But maybe you can prove me wrong."
"Not a name that inspires trust."
“Me? Haha…I go by many names. Mephisto is the one I’m rather fond of.”
“As for your phone booth time machine? I admit it’s impressive. But I already control spacetime…”
“As for your phone booth time machine? I admit it’s impressive. But I already control spacetime…”
"But let's take it back to you. Who are you and why are you interested in the TARDIS?"
February 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
"Not a name that inspires trust."
"But let's take it back to you. Who are you and why are you interested in the TARDIS?"
“Indeed! I rather like it!”
"Isn’t it?"
February 1, 2026 at 2:23 PM
"But let's take it back to you. Who are you and why are you interested in the TARDIS?"
"Box breathing. Inhale for five, hold for five, let it out for five, and then inhale again."
"Doctor... how can I?!"
"Just. Relax."
January 31, 2026 at 2:27 AM
"Box breathing. Inhale for five, hold for five, let it out for five, and then inhale again."
"Isn’t it?"
"I rather like this incarnation of you, Doctor. Your sense of style is impeccable.”
"But I'm always impressed by it."
January 30, 2026 at 12:19 PM
"Isn’t it?"
"But I'm always impressed by it."
“You do the same yourself, as I recall. Am I wrong?”
"Shapeshifting. Nice."
January 30, 2026 at 11:50 AM
"But I'm always impressed by it."
"Just. Relax."
“Annnnnd I just talked about changing the timeline. Right.”
He holds his sonic screwdriver up.
"Extradimensional energy."
"Extradimensional energy."
January 30, 2026 at 11:49 AM
"Just. Relax."
"Shapeshifting. Nice."
“I know, I know. My dad has given us a bad name and reputation. But I swear…I’m not as bad as you think I might be…woof.”
"Easy to say. Hard to prove."
January 30, 2026 at 2:08 AM
"Shapeshifting. Nice."
He holds his sonic screwdriver up.
"Extradimensional energy."
"Extradimensional energy."
“Howwww do you know — I’m not the Flash. I’m just a CSI!”
But I'm asking you to please just be calm and trust that I know what I'm doing. Yeah?"
January 30, 2026 at 2:08 AM
He holds his sonic screwdriver up.
"Extradimensional energy."
"Extradimensional energy."
"Barry! Chill, love. You're gonna drive yourself crazy with this. Alright? Breathe. Look. I know you're concerned about what I do. I get that. But you need to learn to trust me. Okay? I need you to understand where I'm coming from. You're doing an amazing job as The Flash, loves.
“…. WHAT?! No. No no no, someone would have noticed. I would have noticed!”
"Time and space were all askew. Had to fix that. It wasn't cause of me, by the way. Yes, it was by my enemies cause they were afraid of me and all that, but still."
January 30, 2026 at 1:33 AM
"Barry! Chill, love. You're gonna drive yourself crazy with this. Alright? Breathe. Look. I know you're concerned about what I do. I get that. But you need to learn to trust me. Okay? I need you to understand where I'm coming from. You're doing an amazing job as The Flash, loves.
"Time and space were all askew. Had to fix that. It wasn't cause of me, by the way. Yes, it was by my enemies cause they were afraid of me and all that, but still."
“What?!”
"I have recreated your universe's Big Bang, for one. Restarted your universe."
January 30, 2026 at 1:22 AM
"Time and space were all askew. Had to fix that. It wasn't cause of me, by the way. Yes, it was by my enemies cause they were afraid of me and all that, but still."
"Easy to say. Hard to prove."
“Oh come now. That was my dad…I swear I’m…not as bad.~”
"And I know bad guys when I see them."
January 30, 2026 at 1:21 AM
"Easy to say. Hard to prove."
"And I know bad guys when I see them."
“We share all of time and space though, woof…”
He’s a dog now for some reason.
He’s a dog now for some reason.
January 29, 2026 at 11:39 PM
"And I know bad guys when I see them."
"Boundaries."
“Pffft. How rude….”
January 29, 2026 at 11:36 PM
"Boundaries."
"I have recreated your universe's Big Bang, for one. Restarted your universe."
“No! I’m sorry, but Doctor — how has time not broken?! How far back have you been?”
"Barry! I'm over a billion years old, honey! Trust me. I'm a Doctor."
January 29, 2026 at 11:26 PM
"I have recreated your universe's Big Bang, for one. Restarted your universe."
"Barry! I'm over a billion years old, honey! Trust me. I'm a Doctor."
….
Man, you CANNOT just do that without consequences! What about the timelines?! The multiverse?!
Man, you CANNOT just do that without consequences! What about the timelines?! The multiverse?!
"I do my best. I don't always get it right. But I do what I do because it's right. I try to be kind."
January 29, 2026 at 10:43 PM
"Barry! I'm over a billion years old, honey! Trust me. I'm a Doctor."
"I do my best. I don't always get it right. But I do what I do because it's right. I try to be kind."
…
And you DON’T break time?
And you DON’T break time?
He's a Time Lord! Oldest civilization in the universe.
January 29, 2026 at 9:50 PM
"I do my best. I don't always get it right. But I do what I do because it's right. I try to be kind."
He's a Time Lord! Oldest civilization in the universe.
…
Hey man what the hell —
Hey man what the hell —
The Doctor's been doing this since before the Milky Way's Singularity had formed.
January 29, 2026 at 9:46 PM
He's a Time Lord! Oldest civilization in the universe.
The Doctor's been doing this since before the Milky Way's Singularity had formed.
Please don’t! Bad things can and WILL happen! The timeline can splinter!
Instructions unclear. Or ignored, would be more apropos.
January 29, 2026 at 9:42 PM
The Doctor's been doing this since before the Milky Way's Singularity had formed.
Instructions unclear. Or ignored, would be more apropos.
Please don’t travel backwards in time. This has been a PSA from your friendly neighborhood Flash.
January 29, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Instructions unclear. Or ignored, would be more apropos.
//Find it. Block it. Report it. Make it miserable. Trust me, you should know why this inferior being is problematic.
January 25, 2026 at 3:20 PM
//Find it. Block it. Report it. Make it miserable. Trust me, you should know why this inferior being is problematic.
"Sonic Screwdriver."
January 23, 2026 at 5:01 PM
"Sonic Screwdriver."
"I'm glad to see the House of El is still alive."
January 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
"I'm glad to see the House of El is still alive."