Dear New York Times why do you send me emails with interesting articles if my subscription isn’t active. I click read more on the article in the email and then I get view subscription options. SO FUCKING DUMB

OMNY on the NYC MTA is so so fuking dumb and stupid you guys stop accepting my debit card basically at random. And then i have to use the OMNY card machines and those don’t take my card at random either. Get your shit together. This shit should be free anyways. I am a tax paying New York citizen.

Watching basketball @jonbois.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL5b...
FOUND THAT SHIT

I was scrolling the other day (mightve been a dream) & I saw this guy maybe at band practice. he was singing the intro to the song let me know by Tamar Braxton & Future with live drums & really cool effects on his voice it sounded sick now i cant find it anywhere I even asked chatgpt & no dice.

just saw a commercial for a "double cheeseburger." two beef patties in the same burger. i've never heard of anything like that in my entire life. sign of the times i guess

important:
✅ sports
✅ video games
✅ going online
✅ posting

not important:
🚫 typos
🚫 proper punctuation
🚫 proper capitalization
🚫 whether or not god is real

It’s actually a common misconception that a young Danny devito found himself in the cast of One Flew Over the Cuckoos nest. It was in fact Tommy Lee jones hunched over, and the actors recently cleared up this up on Conan’s podcast. and a nice laugh while doing so.

I’ve never seen someone more shocked that their team scored a touchdown than Tommy devito. One day there will be a documentary about it I think: The day the world stopped, Tommy devito and how david slew Goliath.

…. UH OH DONT LOOK NOW BUT I THINK THEY FOUND THEIR FUTURE IN DUVALL COUNTY #macjones

Walked up in the party feeling like im the man. Knew it was the place to be because the aux was bumping. First song on when i walked in was livin on a prayer.

"Hey, aw man great to see you, yeah no come on in, ben venido a mi casa haha no yeah welcome dude long time no see. Can i get you a drink? Ive gottttt uhhhh lets see here uhhhhh powdered milk?"

Might get into a cookie phase. Between you, me, and the merritt parkway, there sure are a number of excellent cookies.

guy who thinks he should be a big shot singer so hes always singing to himself and then pretends that he did not want ppl to hear him singing when he gets caught. he then bursts into an over the top song immediately after but hes broke and the only song he sings is about how he needs a ride to work

standing next to a big fan and spitting right in the center of it for 10 minutes to see if will stop your spit in mid air and shoot it back at you

guy who thinks the phrase is "if the shoe fish"

Walking out of a stall to find someone outside waiting for a stall when there are urinals available, stopping them, looking them in the eyes and fiercely whispering “Let Her Rip” as you clench their hand